I thought things were going well.
What changed?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 22:42, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

see kristines thread

(Bazongaloid, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 22:45, Reply)

Foot in mouth syndrome
he seems to be convinced that I'm complaining and think he's rubbish in the sack. This is total bollocks, but he's being surprisingly hard to persuade otherwise.
(berk, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 22:46, Reply)

but you did think he has a small willy?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 22:48, Reply)

I didn't say that though!

(berk, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 22:50, Reply)

probably just as well
If he got a grump on over something trivial
(Bazongaloid, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 22:52, Reply)

If I was that tetchy
everyone would think I had my rag on. He's just being massively insecure, it'll either calm down and be fine or it'll get silly and I'll have to bin him off, much as it would pain me to do so.
(berk, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 22:55, Reply)

I hope he doesn't know you're called berk
because this page might be quite easy to find.

You know, this page and the threads earlier where we were talking about his willy
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 1 Apr 2011, 23:11, Reply)

I doubt highly he knows about this place
although I do occasionally worry about just how easy it would be to work out who I am by the things I say!
(berk, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 23:14, Reply)

Toe sucking is your thing eh?
*Fergie lols*

(Seriously though, just talk to the fella)
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 22:51, Reply)

Or, invite him round
and bounce on his todger vigorously and see if you can make his nads swing like a Newton's cradle.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 1 Apr 2011, 22:54, Reply)

Pffft!
I have just spat rhubarb crumble all over myself, you total bastard.
(berk, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 22:56, Reply)

I aim to please, berk.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 1 Apr 2011, 22:57, Reply)

This tune came straight into my head reading your post.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zedq1VhaS90
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 22:59, Reply)

I have got custard as well, of course
I know the theme but don't remember the cartoon.
(berk, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 23:05, Reply)

I got the complete set on DVD for my neice.
She thinks it's shit.

What the fuck does she know, eh?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 23:08, Reply)

I hope she's not epileptic
it may set her off.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 1 Apr 2011, 23:10, Reply)

Get her Trap Door
that was ace.
(berk, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 23:12, Reply)

Trap door was ace.
Consider yourself validated.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 23:22, Reply)

me and tightly would be happy to give a demonstration
Of how that works
(Bazongaloid, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 22:57, Reply)

This is actually somewhat disturbing...

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 1 Apr 2011, 22:59, Reply)