The only bloke I know who used fake tan
Didn't realise he was using it.

That'll teach him for passing out drunk in the bathroom of my old gaff. Turns out, that stuff really does stain the skin, and Steve, if you're reading this. I apologise for writing 'twat' on your head.

(Just to be clear, there was a woman living there at the time too, and it was her fake tan).
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 1:24, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Haha, yeah right.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 1:25, Reply)

There are photos somewhere.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 1:29, Reply)

In other news, Piston has had to drop out of Swipey's bash.
I can feel my bottom lip quivering.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 2 Apr 2011, 1:28, Reply)

He was given a fake-tan makeover by the ladies in the house when they realised he'd been 'tanned'
Turns out you can cover it over quite well.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 1:31, Reply)

You coming to the Bristol bash?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 1:35, Reply)

*Shrugs*
I know nothing of said bash.

*sobs*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 1:37, Reply)

Here it is
b3ta.com/calendar/event/23359
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 1:39, Reply)

Bar yours, I don't know any of the names on the list of attendees.
However, City are at home on that date, so I'll probably be on a Leo that day and might well be available for a pint of apples in the city somewhere.

What boozer is being used?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 1:44, Reply)

Apparantly The Ship

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 1:53, Reply)

Which one?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 1:55, Reply)

In Lower Park Row
which I think is in Clifton
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 2:03, Reply)

I know it.
(They used to have a couple of pool tables down stairs)

I didn't realise it was still open! I thought it had closed down years ago.

Right. I'm going to bed. I need to get some sleep.

Night Amberl, sleep soundly yourself.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 2:05, Reply)

Night, sleep well!

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 2:11, Reply)