Getting a little bit crowded down there
Some upbeat music anyone?

Or how about some shit TV?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 0:20, 74 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

disco disco disco
I have literally just finished listening to this:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=2a4gyJsY0mc
(berk, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 0:21, Reply)

A song just for you berk
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mC2zVwPdWos
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 0:27, Reply)

Listen to this instead.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovTJErJirbw
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 0:35, Reply)

*listens carefully to lyrics*
hmm, I see what you mean!

this is about as cheery a song as I have on my itunes:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=pc0mxOXbWIU
(berk, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 0:35, Reply)

Well THIS will make you feel a bit brighter.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2M612Xj8cU

It hasn't failed previously.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 0:42, Reply)

Continuing in the 'H' theme
www.youtube.com/watch?v=cVcvER1i0fw
(berk, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 0:46, Reply)

Tuuuuuuune!
Probably not the right tune for you this evening, but have this.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=FtgxN9RK-8E
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 0:50, Reply)

I quite like the Kooks
his voice sometimes massively gets on my nerves though...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ma9I9VBKPiw

this always makes me smile, but the video terrifies me...
(berk, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 1:03, Reply)

Have you been to see the Arctic live?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 1:07, Reply)

I saw them at Leeds
but I was a wee bit monged at the time, and I didn't think they were all that amazing.
(berk, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 1:09, Reply)

I blew them out at Glastonbury to see Ned's Atomic Dustbin*
*I might have been pilled to the max at the time.

How about listening to this. The Indie Kid fantasty (assuming they were a bloke) www.youtube.com/watch?v=_MUkHKqcxJo
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 1:16, Reply)

Ahahaha smooth moves there
Oh it's Blinky whatserface, I was never overly impressed by Sleeper. I'm listening to Crow's band at the moment, hang on.
Have some cheesy eurosynthpop:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=c53iVBzdBiY
(berk, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 1:18, Reply)

How about I don't have cheesy shite and I point out that 'there are worst things in this word'
www.youtube.com/watch?v=lq2MUWh3PwE&feature=related
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 1:22, Reply)

Sounds fair.
although I like Yelle.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_qMagfZtv8
(berk, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 1:24, Reply)

Is there a more depressing band than Radiohead?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 1:33, Reply)

This is upbeat, new and utterly fantastic.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ke-73yb0LE
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 0:23, Reply)

Stereolab any good for you?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_XswHm514w
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 0:25, Reply)

I like her voice
I wouldn't say it was upbeat though
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 0:41, Reply)

The music is, but the lyrics aren't.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 0:42, Reply)

What shit TV have you found recently?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 0:34, Reply)

nothing recently
though this is the craziest thing I have seen in a bit

www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQjNlX95-0s
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 0:39, Reply)

I've still not watched any of this Essex show.
Is it that bad that it's watchable?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 0:45, Reply)

It's awful, but in a carcrash type way

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 0:48, Reply)

Have you discovered the joy of Hotel Babylon yet?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 0:52, Reply)

Couldn't track it down
I'm thinking about Blake 7 though
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 0:53, Reply)

I was never a fan as a child.
I still reckon House of Cards is your viewing future though.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 0:56, Reply)

When I get home tomorrow
I might hunt it down. I think my dad's seen it.

I think I have killed my braincells with this latest episode
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 1:00, Reply)

Of Essex?
What happened.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 1:03, Reply)

This awful mother
accusing her daughter's boyfriend of being gay, and him then having to explain the etymology of the word 'ho' to her.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 1:06, Reply)

This show sounds a bit high-brow to me.
You need more rubbish.

You need things like Operation Repo in your life.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8ZzOvGdGT8
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 1:09, Reply)

I think highbrow is the last word I'd use
it's strangely hypnotic. When I watch it, I catch myself thinking 'hmm maybe I should get a tan'
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 1:10, Reply)

I might investigate.
But it sounds beyond shit.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 1:17, Reply)

That's why I watch it
it doesn't even pretend to be good. It's like watching a different species
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 1:18, Reply)

I'd wind up putting my foot through the screen, I find the Essex accent intolerable.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 1:20, Reply)

Apparently, ten (TEN!!!) percent of men regularly use fake tan.
Mind you, I just heard this as a minor news headline, they didn't say how many people took part in the survey.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 1:19, Reply)

I've never fake tanned
but this summer I might be tempted. I am incredibly pale
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 1:21, Reply)

Nooo!
Naturally pale is beautiful. More folk need to realise this.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 1:23, Reply)

I like being pale
but there's no denying I probably look like a dead fish
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 1:25, Reply)

Somehow I doubt that.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 1:33, Reply)

Maybe she said it, just for the halibut?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 1:34, Reply)

I'm just going to tuna this puns out

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 1:35, Reply)

Come on Amberl. I know you've got sole.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 1:36, Reply)

Salmon stop him

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 1:40, Reply)

The only bloke I know who used fake tan
Didn't realise he was using it.

That'll teach him for passing out drunk in the bathroom of my old gaff. Turns out, that stuff really does stain the skin, and Steve, if you're reading this. I apologise for writing 'twat' on your head.

(Just to be clear, there was a woman living there at the time too, and it was her fake tan).
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 1:24, Reply)

Haha, yeah right.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 1:25, Reply)

There are photos somewhere.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 1:29, Reply)

In other news, Piston has had to drop out of Swipey's bash.
I can feel my bottom lip quivering.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 2 Apr 2011, 1:28, Reply)

He was given a fake-tan makeover by the ladies in the house when they realised he'd been 'tanned'
Turns out you can cover it over quite well.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 1:31, Reply)

You coming to the Bristol bash?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 1:35, Reply)

*Shrugs*
I know nothing of said bash.

*sobs*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 1:37, Reply)

Here it is
b3ta.com/calendar/event/23359
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 1:39, Reply)

Bar yours, I don't know any of the names on the list of attendees.
However, City are at home on that date, so I'll probably be on a Leo that day and might well be available for a pint of apples in the city somewhere.

What boozer is being used?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 1:44, Reply)

Apparantly The Ship

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 1:53, Reply)

Which one?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 1:55, Reply)

In Lower Park Row
which I think is in Clifton
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 2:03, Reply)

I know it.
(They used to have a couple of pool tables down stairs)

I didn't realise it was still open! I thought it had closed down years ago.

Right. I'm going to bed. I need to get some sleep.

Night Amberl, sleep soundly yourself.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 2:05, Reply)

Night, sleep well!

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 2:11, Reply)

Whoever made that music really needs to get their synth repaired.
I'm not a violent person, but right now I'd quite like to kick them down a flight of stairs with a baseball bat.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 0:47, Reply)

How do you kick with a bat?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 0:49, Reply)

Combined foot/swing action.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 0:50, Reply)

*Makes note*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 0:53, Reply)

Like this

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 0:53, Reply)

That's quite sinister.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 0:55, Reply)

It's the worst song/video ever
I suspect the 'music' is nicked wholesale from some other song
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 0:49, Reply)

Try some of this for upbeat
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDmxHDx0SBQ
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 0:51, Reply)

my shit tv ranges from whatever's on the telly to whatever I can find on DC.
at uni I watch sabrina the teenage witch with all the happiness in the world.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 2 Apr 2011, 0:54, Reply)

What tunes are you listening to at the moment though?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 0:56, Reply)

last night I was listening to Cee Lo Green, courtesy of Noel.
today I'm gonna chuck on a bit of damien rice I think. Or maybe a bit of funk. I dunno yet.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 2 Apr 2011, 1:07, Reply)

funk is good.
Put some funk on and, err, funk out.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 1:10, Reply)

I don't have a lot of it.
and people will shoot me for saying this but one of my favourite songs is "Give up the Funk" by the glee cast - it's just so damn catchy.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 2 Apr 2011, 1:15, Reply)

How's this?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jRJbU3w9JL8
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 1:16, Reply)

ahaha that's actually brilliant - I've got that somewhere within my library.
I'm currently listening to this.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxO8nC54rrU
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 2 Apr 2011, 1:21, Reply)

I don't think my gun* has enough range to ping you from here.
*May not actually own a gun.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 1:16, Reply)

*is relieved*

(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 2 Apr 2011, 1:21, Reply)