Aww look at that, we're right next to each other.
And Monty is sandwiched between Darth and Nakedape, I'm sure he's delighted. I wonder which one he's facing?
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 13:35, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I think he is rotating wildly in sheer happiness

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 13:36, Reply)

but about which axis?
that's the question


the answer is probably the axis of evil
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 13:37, Reply)

I feel sick.
Being the 'meat' in a Cocksnot/NakedRape sandwich is not how i would ideally be spending my Monday, really.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 13:40, Reply)

More of a Saturday thing, for you?

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 13:42, Reply)

Precisely.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 13:47, Reply)

We can make it a daisy chain
At least that way there's something in it for you. And if you're in the middle you don't even have to put any effort in
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 13:44, Reply)

I'm now worried at No 1

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 13:46, Reply)

You can just watch

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 13:49, Reply)

I'll be washing my eyes
...with bleach
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 13:50, Reply)

I wouldn't mate
Sounds painful
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 13:57, Reply)

Lucky Pierre.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 13:46, Reply)

Lucky MARTIN, 64, HELMCHEESE GOURMAND, FROM LOUGHBOROUGH, you mean.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 13:49, Reply)

You make him sound like an Afghanistan territory

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 13:51, Reply)

He's about as popular.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 13:53, Reply)

Most territories in that area have thousands of devoted followers
A bit like Justin Bieber. And we all know how much you wish you were him.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 14:00, Reply)

+inside

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 14:01, Reply)

To quote the Viz,
"it is the position in the middle of the man-on-man-on-man action, allowing him to be both botter and bottee simultaneously, that earns him the title 'lucky'"
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 13:56, Reply)

I'm sadfacing right about......... now

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 14:03, Reply)

Ah, the old "dirty Newton's cradle"
position.
( Kroney, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 13:58, Reply)

Even I don't know that term
*looks suspicious*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 14:03, Reply)