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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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shelves wank fantasy?
You must be a fucking nightmare in B&Q.
(, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:25, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
Haha!
2nd click of the day awarded


"Clean up team to aisle 5 (Paints). He's done it again"
(, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:27, Reply)
best ASBO ever
"no wanking within 100 yards of a DIY store"
(, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:40, Reply)
Spectacular.
*applause*
(, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:35, Reply)
Oh, oh wait for it, hang on, here we go...
You want to be careful allowing him access to top shelf material.

*guffaws*
(, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:40, Reply)
*chortles*

(, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:45, Reply)
haha, splendid

(, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:49, Reply)
I have a problem :(

(, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:44, Reply)
Just the one, old boy?

(, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:45, Reply)
Many, many problems, but, only one that involves flat pack furniture and wanking

(, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:52, Reply)
But a bitch ain't one (because you're gay).

(, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:53, Reply)
No, because I respect women and would never refer to them in such a derogatory manner
pretty little things that they are
(, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:55, Reply)
Patronise, yes.
Traumatise, no.

Words to live by.
(, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 17:10, Reply)
SOME PEOPLE on here should read this
and have a bit of an old think.
(, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 17:16, Reply)
Lusty?
You're on the wrong account, pet.
(, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 17:22, Reply)

account boyfriend

Ooooh it burns
(, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 17:24, Reply)

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