Alt: I'd look online at prices in Asda and Tesco
and find something that was cheaper in Tesco and take them up on their refund double the difference offer, and repeatedly do this until I had enough money for a £20 bag of smack. I'd take some out of it and sell it, then buy another and repeat this until I was a RICH DRUGGE DEALER and I had a massive fortress with slavering dogs and machine-gun towers and THEN people would respect me.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 8:37, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

You'd have to grow a moustache
and shave your beard.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 5 Apr 2011, 8:48, Reply)

I am happy to do this for the sake of 'image'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 8:49, Reply)

You'll look lovely
Just like a proper dictator.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 5 Apr 2011, 8:56, Reply)

I'd have a big vulgar gold throne with lions and shit all over it.
People love that kind of thing.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 8:59, Reply)

They won't love it
as much as they'll love you, as soon as they understand you're their savior and that.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 5 Apr 2011, 9:00, Reply)

I'll build a few hospitals for sick children and that.
You know, give something back to the community. Then if the US government tries to get me the locals will hide me willingly. I've thought of everything.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 9:04, Reply)

You shouldn't worry about the US
at the end of the day, they're evil and stupid, so our creator/superior being will take care of them.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 5 Apr 2011, 9:07, Reply)

Not necessarily
I might be busy
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 9:11, Reply)

sy mming my way across Asia
(TheColonel, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 9:15, Reply)

7/10
Good work, sir
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 9:18, Reply)

Who, Rob?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 5 Apr 2011, 9:14, Reply)

You'd rather be loved than feared?
Weird kind of dictator you'd be.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 5 Apr 2011, 9:22, Reply)

Nah it's a front innit.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 9:28, Reply)