Alt: I'd buy a fiver draw of resin from my old home town
Then use the obscene amounts of plastic contained within said drugs to make a hot air balloon and travel the world.
(TheColonel, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 8:49, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Oh God I remember that stuff.
Little bits of fucking plastic from where they couldn't even be arsed to unwrap it before repressing. Charming. A friend of mine stayed in a little hashish processing place in (I think) Nepal - the workers used to nick lumps and would make up the weight by chucking their flip-flops into the press. Niiiice.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 8:53, Reply)

Haha
You could always tell how good the "shit" was by looking at the origin of the plastic bags embedded in it.

"Yo dude, got some good Somerfield in last night"
-"Ah sweet man, I've been toking Netto all week"
(TheColonel, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 8:59, Reply)

'A mate of mine's getting some Harrods next week'
'NO FUCKING WAY, MAN'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 9:01, Reply)

I like the psychology that dealers use.
I've never bought any without being told how good/strong it is.

Oh thanks, I was only browsing before but now I'm DEFINATELY going to buy some.
(TheColonel, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 9:03, Reply)

Like you're not going to find out in two minutes that it's fucking awful.
I have a mate in that industry who is disarmingly honest: 'in truth I think it's a bit shit' etc - he claims no-one ever walks away and people are relieved not to be spun some nonsense, so this actually helps his business.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 9:07, Reply)

Most soap bar comes from fucking Holland
They make it out of oil, and tires, and pollen
Diesel, Miramar, Flat-press too
These are types of soap bar available to you.
Those little bit of plastic you find inside,
You can use those as a quality guide
Of the standard of soap bar that you are toking
The more bits of pastic means the better the smoking.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 10:21, Reply)

You are one of P-Xain, Adam Hussein, Mr Love Eggs, Two Hats, Billy Webb, Mystikal, Mike Balls or Maggot (not sure which one)
AICMFP
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 10:29, Reply)

I do have two hats.
Just sayin'.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 10:30, Reply)

I have to admire your bravado
I was tempted to cite the tune from which you have quoted but assumed a knowledge of the GLC would see me pelted with brickbats. Impressive lyrical knowledge, also.

*doffs cap. Just the one*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 10:32, Reply)

I would have imagined that the GLC would be one of the few bands not to draw too much scorn your way,
but then what do I know?
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 10:46, Reply)

It'll be a quick visit around the world
with no food or drinks.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 5 Apr 2011, 8:55, Reply)

I already had a large area of crops I had planted in a basket,
and will use this as the basket for my balloooooon.
(TheColonel, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 9:07, Reply)