I'm not even on the dinner party list???
Also: www.b3ta.com/questions/irrationalhatred/post1149461
(PsychoChomp, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 9:46, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

You're working in the kitchen my lad.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 9:48, Reply)

obvious strikethrough is obvious

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 9:49, Reply)

I thought for a second that someone had posted on QOTW about their irrational hatred for you
Which would have been harsh
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 9:49, Reply)

if not irrational

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 9:49, Reply)

That's why it would have been harsh

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 9:53, Reply)

I got compared to Piston last night on /talk :'(

(PsychoChomp, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 9:49, Reply)

You'd better kill yourself

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 9:50, Reply)

Can I just have a nap instead?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 9:51, Reply)

yeah go on then
*tucks in*
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 9:53, Reply)

He's a cool guy

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 9:51, Reply)

cheer me up roarface
i am very emo and miserable today :(
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 9:56, Reply)

Gawd, is this the precursor to yet another 'on the blob' b3tan posting?

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 10:00, Reply)

Pistonbroke's dumped her
only losing such a fine figure of a man could cause such woe.
( Kroney, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 10:01, Reply)

In all fairness I can't see how he'd ever figure out what to do with his knob and a girl

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 10:11, Reply)

he'd ask his mentor

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 10:12, Reply)

'How not to pick the grail' Hood-Butter

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 10:14, Reply)

*high fives*

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 10:17, Reply)

One of your best 'things' ever, the old 'grail' quip.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 10:18, Reply)

thanks
I liked it and am glad it caught on
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 10:20, Reply)

You chose wisely.

( Kroney, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 10:24, Reply)

POTYear.
I cannot click this hard enough, and implore all right-thinking B3tans to join me.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 10:17, Reply)

that is probably the last thing i would ever post about
you're quite safe.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 10:01, Reply)

Cool, I'm not sure I'm up to reading about a lack of tampons whilst congealing blood slides down your legs during a big and serious bizness meeting

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 10:09, Reply)

this may be the most sexist thing i have ever read
well done
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 10:12, Reply)

*trigger finger*

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 10:15, Reply)

well actually if you're not using that finger
you could fix the problem which you outlined above
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 10:15, Reply)

Err.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 10:18, Reply)

D:

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 10:20, Reply)

Go and have a drive in your sleek Merc
with the top down!

Oh...wait...hahahah :D
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 10:00, Reply)

/meteorologicallolz
( Kroney, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 10:02, Reply)

i'll make damn sure to nail a cyclist in your honour when i do!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 10:02, Reply)

Greetings, you wondrous beauty.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 10:03, Reply)

this has cheered me up a little bit
thank you sweetness x
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 10:04, Reply)

Why so sad tinkerbell?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 10:06, Reply)

mostly the appalling collision of work and masters work
but also not having been to the gym properly in far too long so now my trousers are reminding me of that fact. and the manky weather. and not having booked a holiday for aaaaaages. and men. and...

.... christ how long have you got, what a sack of self-indulgent shite!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 10:09, Reply)

At least some of those are fixable!
i will be in the gym at lunchtime today, which considering i drank more than a bottle of Rose last last won't be fun.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 10:11, Reply)

if you can't get to the gym
you could always, you know, eat and drink less.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 10:12, Reply)

in theory yes
in practice, never gonna happen, i'm out almost every night!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 10:15, Reply)

you don't have to drink loads of booze though
or have a vodka and soda or something.

it's not that hard.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 10:19, Reply)

So your missus tells me.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 10:20, Reply)

Booze is teh corner stone of all social outings in London
Your equivilant would be to not have a smoke
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 10:22, Reply)

there are ways to drink booze that are less calorific though
and eating as well.

having lost a lot of weight myself I find talk of the stupid ways that people try and go about it fairly annoying
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 10:25, Reply)

I have to agree with you here
I switched from cider to slimline G&T. I love both, but the difference in calories is astounding.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 10:27, Reply)

The trouble with that is that she's schmoozing clients a lot of the time.
If you're plying people with wine, you have to keep up otherwise they're going to feel awkward with accepting the hospitality. They are naturally aware that they're being schmoozed and they're going to be a bit off-guard when the host is stone cold sober and, presumably, looking at them over steepled fingers with a calculating glare.
( Kroney, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 10:28, Reply)

you seem to know a lot about this
*narrows eyes*
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 10:29, Reply)

I don't go anywhere without my chesterfield wingback,
although I do try to leave the cat at home. She gets nervous travelling, you understand.
( Kroney, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 10:31, Reply)

Surreal POTD

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 10:34, Reply)

This is what I did, because I hate the gym
Lost 2 stone in 3 months, hit my target the other day and have made a new one. Sadly this one will require exercise...
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 10:16, Reply)

P90x
It's a winner.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 10:17, Reply)

Weight loss through the use of submachine guns?
I don't know how it'd work, but I'm intrigued.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 10:18, Reply)

Shoot your leg off: instant weight loss innit.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 10:46, Reply)

same here
and I still eat very well
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 10:18, Reply)