Morning honey
Are you well?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 10:58, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I'm pretty good.
Better than I was yesterday. I spoke to BB about what I was talking to you about yesterday. He assures me he doesn't think I'm a mental. Which is nice.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 5 Apr 2011, 10:59, Reply)

Sorry!
nice wrong
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 11:00, Reply)

No, it's fair enough.
He is wrong. It's just nice of him to say.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 5 Apr 2011, 11:04, Reply)

I'm guessing he wants bumsex
He is from Brighton
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 11:05, Reply)

Why do you think I'm being so nice to Darth?

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 5 Apr 2011, 11:10, Reply)

I assumed it was the ill rat thing still
Different rat, but it should still work
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 11:14, Reply)

Oh yes, how is he?
Is he still only doing late-night exercise?
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 5 Apr 2011, 11:18, Reply)

Arty lost his sight, bless him
Otherwise he seems to be on the mend though. Eating more and walking less awkwardly. Thank you for asking
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 11:20, Reply)

Oh, poor thing!
How old is he?
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 5 Apr 2011, 11:24, Reply)

Not exactly sure
We got them in July 2009 when they were about 4 weeks old, so he's probably about 22 months. Reasonable age for a male rat
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 11:27, Reply)

:(
How many do you have?
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 5 Apr 2011, 11:32, Reply)

Two nowadays
Lincoln is still in fine fettle. Bites me occasionally, the adorable little shit. How are the cats?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 11:34, Reply)

They're grand.
Starting to worry Jemima might have a touch of the stupid about her, I caught her licking a cheesegrater yesterday. She's also started stealing tobacco and weed.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 5 Apr 2011, 11:40, Reply)

Licking the cheesegrater is a perfectly understandable result of the munchies

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 11:46, Reply)

It's quite sweet really
When The Housemate is rolling his black out for a spliff, occasionally she'll just jump up and grab it, and it hangs like a moustache from her mouth. The tobacco thing is annoying though, because she sneaks up and runs off with pouches and hides them. I suspect she thinks this is an amusing game. It is not.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 5 Apr 2011, 11:49, Reply)

That actually sounds bloody adorable

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 12:05, Reply)

I can still see why you'd be cautious
I'm glad you talked to him about it though
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 11:03, Reply)

Yeah
I got really mardy after I started thinking about that, because then I started thinking about a load of (non-BB related) stuff that's been pissing me off, and he was texting me yesterday afternoon and picked up that I was feeling pretty crap. When I went to work last night, I was working a double shift and my ex was there the whole time, being a cuntwit. So when BB rang me after work to make sure I was OK about the stuff I'd let on being upset about, I ended up telling him about that too.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 5 Apr 2011, 11:08, Reply)

Did you throw a fire extinguisher at him?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 11:09, Reply)

I'd imagine she hilariously put a grass mohican on him
EDIT:

Or rolled
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 11:10, Reply)

Every week is a rollover week chez Bella.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 11:11, Reply)

I imagine that she wears rollneck jumpers everyday
eats nothing but jam roly-poly and tongue rolls
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 11:13, Reply)

I'm surprised that she's not gone into law just to become Master of the Rolls.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 11:16, Reply)

The relationship is doomed to failure
because he's not into roleplay.

OH YEAH *high fives self*
( Kroney, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 11:17, Reply)

*rolls in the aisles*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 11:25, Reply)

*rolls splifff*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 11:27, Reply)

Oooh, you've picked a clever one
A man who can pick up unhappy vibes via text is either a bumder, a telepath or a very rare breed of sensitive heterosexual man. In my experience, at any rate; possibly the majority of men I know are just useless
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 11:12, Reply)

And you know a lot of men.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 11:13, Reply)

I'm going to give you the chance to help your average out here
Is that a deliberate gay jibe? Because it's not going to get a good mark, if so
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 11:15, Reply)

I don't think your marking is as noticed as you think it is.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 11:16, Reply)

I'll take that as a yes
4/10, must try harder
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 11:30, Reply)

I think it's because we usually send quite long text messages
And I was just doing cursory replies. Too busy being mopey.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 5 Apr 2011, 11:16, Reply)

That'll be me giving him extra credit then
He still gets points though
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 11:21, Reply)

Does he get additional points, or subtractions for pretending that she's not mentally ill?

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 11:30, Reply)

On the one hand he gets to go places AA has only dreamed of, on the other he has to listen to rambling militant lesbian monologues

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 11:31, Reply)

Buxton?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 11:32, Reply)

Well spotted

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 11:33, Reply)

I was there the other night

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 11:43, Reply)