let's not even go down the route of beauty products, eh?
Lest I go on another killing rampage. "contains boswelox" .. does it really? Well, you've probably got the first two letters correct...
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 11:21, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I saw one that said something like feeds your living hair.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 11:22, Reply)

Also
They've changed 'L Cassei Immunitas' to 'L Cassei Danone'

pfft.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 5 Apr 2011, 11:22, Reply)

actually, to be fair
that's the least bad. You can call your lactobacillus strains anything you like. I'm not saying they actually do fuck all for your digestive health, but, you know, at least they a) exist and b) are what they say they are and c) aren't automatically a gigantic fraud to prey on the gullible.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 11:24, Reply)

There was an Activia poster opposite work for a while, naked torso with hands, yoghurt pot.
Unfortunately for them they hadn't realised that making a heart shape with your hands over your lower abdomen is sign language for "cunt".
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 11:26, Reply)

CREDIT YOUR SOURCES FOR GODS SAKE
/monty
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 11:27, Reply)

Some people, eh?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 11:42, Reply)

I like this!
I dont even care if it is lies!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 11:28, Reply)

It's not lies,
Tourette's taught me some sign-language swearing. HAPPY NOW BADGER?
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 11:40, Reply)

badger?
I am happy either way, like I said
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 11:43, Reply)

I couldn't be fucked to reply to you both separately.
I'm a busy man.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 11:49, Reply)

LIES ON THE INTERNET

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 12:04, Reply)

I was wondering how long that'd take.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 12:10, Reply)

I HAD TO GO DO SOME WORK OR IT WOULD HAVE BEEN QUICKER

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 12:14, Reply)

Is it really?
I'm going to use that the next time I see that whistling twat in Uxbridge.
( Kroney, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 11:29, Reply)

I always liked the Mitchell and Webb take on it
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0I2KnFx-kb4

Like the inventention of the word Nutrisse' - Which sounds like 'nutrition' but doesn't guarantee it
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 11:25, Reply)

See also Dara O'Brien
"what happens if you pour dettol into a yakult?"
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 11:29, Reply)