The defence put forward about him made me angry.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 12:07, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

'In Salford this is normal'...?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 12:08, Reply)

Adam Watkins, defending, said Drake did not coerce, bully, belittle or manipulate the girls... He has more recently had a growing awareness of how wrong, inappropriate and potentially abusive and damaging these relationships were
(PsychoChomp, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 12:10, Reply)

Oh that's alright then you fucking nonce.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 12:11, Reply)

Talking to yourself again, eh?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 12:12, Reply)

I didn't even sleep with under 16s when I was under 16.
edit: that's not a great defense... I'm not a nonce ok.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 12:15, Reply)

I did.
/nonce
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 12:16, Reply)

I bet you didn't text smiley faces to them though.
Ultimate noncery.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 12:19, Reply)

No, he just gazzed them cock pictures.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 5 Apr 2011, 12:20, Reply)

You forgot this
:o)
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 12:20, Reply)

I can't wait to abuse my position of authority and fuck you right in the ringpiece
;) The Salford Stallion
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 12:22, Reply)

More recently as in 'since we advised him to say this', perhaps?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 12:11, Reply)

+ when he got caught...

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 5 Apr 2011, 12:11, Reply)

I don't think you get to use that in mitigation unless the last sentence finishes with
"so he stopped".
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 12:12, Reply)

Alright Wooks?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 5 Apr 2011, 12:13, Reply)

Not bad chap, yourself?

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 12:13, Reply)

Taking a day off work due to family stuff.
But otherwise OK. Enjoying dicking around on the internet, tbh.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 5 Apr 2011, 12:15, Reply)

You don't need a day off work to dick around on the internet.
*sweeping arm gestures*
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 12:17, Reply)

I do, work blocks all the *good* sites.
Still, come the 30th June I can dick around on the internet to my heart's content. Well, until the missus berates me for not pulling my weight around the house while she's at work.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 5 Apr 2011, 12:19, Reply)

As long as you've got dinner on the table by 3am, she won't have a leg to stand on.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 12:23, Reply)

Hahahahahahahahahaha!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 5 Apr 2011, 12:24, Reply)

*giggles*

( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 12:34, Reply)

oh god you're both here

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 12:42, Reply)

Sharing nicely, so we are :)
*chest bumps*
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 12:45, Reply)

I like chest bumps.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 12:49, Reply)

Best of all the bumps!
*chest bumps Noel*
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 12:56, Reply)

Woooooooooooooooo!

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 12:56, Reply)

*gropes*

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 12:55, Reply)

PHWOOOOAR! :)

( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 12:56, Reply)

love the judge's name though
JUDGE TIMOTHY MORT

"hi, I'm Tim Death"
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 12:11, Reply)

Fuck off Pratchett.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 12:11, Reply)

while it is Pratchett-esque
that's not what I was going for
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 12:13, Reply)