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What we need is a bbc news linkwith no further information www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-12937009
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Although this is a better news storywww.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-12966698
People are mental.
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Dunnowww.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-12966217
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 12:03,
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Hey kids, just call me the 'Salford Stallion'(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 12:05,
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One of mine was an ex-Wales rugby playerwho made me break the ice on a frozen muddy puddle with my nose by making me do pressups and putting his foot on the back of my head.
For 'talking'.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 12:06,
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My school had an ex-England player who was superb, a really good laugh, encouraged you to work harder.And we had someone who'd been involved in Scotland's coaching, he was a cunt.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 13:21,
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Northerner in 'is cunt' shocker.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 12:07,
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Oi!(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 5 Apr 2011, 12:09,
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Fuck off you drug addled old hippy.Wuv oo
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 5 Apr 2011, 12:12,
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Our next visit from the London b3ta possewill include a trip to Bamburgh Castle. Despite having lived near it forever, I have never been. This is something I need to rectify.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 5 Apr 2011, 12:15,
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So, set a date then...(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 5 Apr 2011, 12:17,
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Hah! Yes, I am WELL GOOD at organising things.I shall consult the troops.
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I have recieved NO MESSAGE of thisI am OUTRAGED
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 12:41,
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I am well up for some of that.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 12:17,
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Could you bear to be around Northerners for a whole weekend though?(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 5 Apr 2011, 12:18,
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I'll bring an SS dagger and if I get too annoyed I'll start stabbing people.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 12:20,
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Oh Monty.That's just an ordinary night out around these parts.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 5 Apr 2011, 12:21,
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It's a deal!(
Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 12:32,
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'In Salford this is normal'...?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 12:08,
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Adam Watkins, defending, said Drake did not coerce, bully, belittle or manipulate the girls... He has more recently had a growing awareness of how wrong, inappropriate and potentially abusive and damaging these relationships were
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Talking to yourself again, eh?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 12:12,
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I didn't even sleep with under 16s when I was under 16.edit: that's not a great defense... I'm not a nonce ok.
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I bet you didn't text smiley faces to them though.Ultimate noncery.
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No, he just gazzed them cock pictures.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 5 Apr 2011, 12:20,
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I can't wait to abuse my position of authority and fuck you right in the ringpiece;) The Salford Stallion
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 12:22,
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More recently as in 'since we advised him to say this', perhaps?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 12:11,
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+ when he got caught...(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 5 Apr 2011, 12:11,
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I don't think you get to use that in mitigation unless the last sentence finishes with"so he stopped".
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Alright Wooks?(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 5 Apr 2011, 12:13,
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Taking a day off work due to family stuff.But otherwise OK. Enjoying dicking around on the internet, tbh.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 5 Apr 2011, 12:15,
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You don't need a day off work to dick around on the internet.*sweeping arm gestures*
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I do, work blocks all the *good* sites.Still, come the 30th June I can dick around on the internet to my heart's content. Well, until the missus berates me for not pulling my weight around the house while she's at work.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 5 Apr 2011, 12:19,
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As long as you've got dinner on the table by 3am, she won't have a leg to stand on.(, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 12:23, Reply)
Hahahahahahahahahaha!(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 5 Apr 2011, 12:24,
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Sharing nicely, so we are :)*chest bumps*
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Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 12:45,
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I like chest bumps.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 12:49,
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Best of all the bumps!*chest bumps Noel*
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Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 12:56,
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Woooooooooooooooo!(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 12:56,
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PHWOOOOAR! :)(
Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 12:56,
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love the judge's name thoughJUDGE TIMOTHY MORT
"hi, I'm Tim Death"
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 12:11,
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while it is Pratchett-esquethat's not what I was going for
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 12:13,
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Reminds me of my old German teacherHe was just over thirty, and nobbing quite a large number of students. I think the staff knew it but couldn't get anyone to talk about it. They got him because my mate (who thought he 'loved' her) dobbed him in after he refused to stop seeing the others.
I don't think I've ever been so angry at another human being. Well, not one I knew personally, anyway.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 5 Apr 2011, 12:28,
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Should I buy a new pair of shoes which look absolutely amazing and are £21 from a brand that retail upwards of £100?They are patent and t-bar and have ribbons that go up your ankles.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 12:22,
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I'm wearing more flat shoes at the moment and black flats are always good. They are a decent make and you'd pay more for a worse pair in a normal shopYes.
Erm. I guess I won't be going out at all for the next few months. I might go for it.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 12:25,
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:((((((((but shoes are like totally wonderful
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 12:30,
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They're fucking dull and if you spend any longer than two seconds looking at someones shoe's they're fucking dull as well.(, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 12:33, Reply)
Well, you're a man.(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 12:37,
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-strokes-Seeing as I'm going to be living in the Maughan, let's get drunk soon.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 12:44,
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And we'll all club together and take turns with wearing the wig.(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 12:55,
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James my good fellowyou're a man who appreciates a nice shoe.
Check these suckers out
www.jamesandjames.com/htmlfiles/shoefiles/flylondon/flywallblack.htm
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 13:21,
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Homg.Those are incredible.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 13:24,
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Yes it's written in the chromosomes this psychotic love of shoes above all things.I'm sure 14C Peasant women squeeled at the walk in shoe holes they had in their new hovel.
It's stupid and it's weird.
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I am being a little exaggerative or ahtever the word is.I think my love of bargains overrides my love of shoes.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 12:46,
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I trust your judgement.Is that a yes?
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 12:25,
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Ordered.they're Repetto, my mum has a pair of shoes that I lust after by them
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 12:31,
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I hope I've got themThey've not come up as unavailable on the site yet, so I'm worried someone else has tried to buy them
I love t-bars and I love ribbons and I love patent.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 12:33,
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they're really pretty :)my mother bought me some shoes as a present
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 12:51,
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mehI'm sure they look better on, but they don't do much for me I'm afraid. Then again, I'm a heels type of person.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 5 Apr 2011, 12:46,
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I used to be, massivelyBut since I moved to London/had to walk everywhere I've almost exclusively worn flats.
I'm going to take hte shoes I rediscovered back with me, though. Mid-heels (about 2"), purple, glittery.
Yeah.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 12:48,
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This is a very silly questionOf course you should.
*reinforces gender stereotype about girls and shoes*
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 5 Apr 2011, 12:29,
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I have many amazing pairs of shoesLike the ones I'm wearing now. Picture to come shortly.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 12:36,
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my mrs has just boughtThese
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 12:34,
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I approve SO MUCH(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 12:37,
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they are to go with a shiny brown dress for her sister's weddingI'm proud of her
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 12:42,
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I just went to the shopAnd noticed this sign: bit.ly/hod4C4 outside the new sandwich shop. I am being horribly pedantic in deciding that I will never eat anything from there?
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Not as many druggies and black sacks of rubbish as in London?Yeah, pretty much.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 5 Apr 2011, 12:31,
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I was amazed by how much rubbish there was in London.Do they never empty the bins?
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Perhaps they were unable to collect the rubbishdue to the hordes of smelly wankers blocking the streets?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 12:35,
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No.Just the jobless and public servants complaining about how little public money they receive.
The cunts.
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Have they put bins back on the streets now, Monty?Last time I was there they had stopped due to the amount of people using them to hide bombs in.
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Kroney, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 12:44,
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I've got a couple of American friends visiting me in Septemberand they are adamant they want to see London. I've tried explaining what a shithole it is, but they still want to see it.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 5 Apr 2011, 12:43,
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they know we don't have a summerthey'd never buy it.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 5 Apr 2011, 12:44,
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Yeah. but they don't want to see Hounslow or Streathamalthough you should take them.
"There! See? Happy now?"
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Kroney, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 12:46,
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What is wrong with St. Reatham? It's well posh but I do live in Lewisham.
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This means nothing to meYou Londoners and your 'centre of the galaxy' thinking.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 5 Apr 2011, 12:50,
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my brother lives in Brockleywhich is by Lewisham if my memory serves me correctly
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 13:03,
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it seems a pleasant placeI can't remember if it is brockley or lewisham, but one of them has a superb turkish restaurant, and a great malaysian place.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 13:12,
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Meze Mangal on Lewisham Way - Awesome. I know a Malaysian place in Deptford which is pretty good.
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I think that might be the placegot a massive charcoal grill in the middle of the room?
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 13:20,
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London rawks !(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 12:50,
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I am wearing no shoes at all, not even socks.Is that because I'm hard or a povvo northerner?
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Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 12:38,
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because you forgot to put them on?(
TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 12:42,
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povvoI got some Ted Baker socks the other day. They are amazing.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 12:43,
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How are socks amazing?They are socks
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 12:44,
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Like new rape tights, eh?After the first night they stretch around the nose
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 12:45,
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They're great for that first wearingand then you have to wash them in shitty, hard London water and they go rock hard forever after.
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Kroney, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 12:49,
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what's better: crusty feet or a musky anus?There's only one way to find out....
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 5 Apr 2011, 12:58,
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pssstor stop being a soft cunt and put your fucking socks on
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 12:51,
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You're not the boss of me!Besides, I have my socks on. And my rather excellent Skechers Shape Ups TM
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 5 Apr 2011, 12:54,
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FUCK YOU!*joins team Foxtrot*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 13:06,
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I was totally taking the mick here :)(
Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 12:52,
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At home :)Dicking around on the interweb instead of doing grown up stuff.
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Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 12:47,
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No shoes or socks is acceptable then(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 12:48,
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You could turn un-needed socks into comedy hand puppets(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 12:51,
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Have done this many timeswith autistic kids \o/
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Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 12:53,
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That yay symbol sits neatly right over your huge boobies symboland looks awesome.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 5 Apr 2011, 12:57,
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Hahaha!So it does! :D
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Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 13:00,
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As in,I've turned many autistic kids into comedy hand puppets :D
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Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 12:54,
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