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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I am wearing no shoes at all, not even socks.
Is that because I'm hard or a povvo northerner?
(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 12:38, 7 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
because you forgot to put them on?

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 12:42, Reply)
povvo
I got some Ted Baker socks the other day. They are amazing.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 12:43, Reply)
How are socks amazing?
They are socks
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 12:44, Reply)
New socks are pretty amazing,
it never lasts.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 12:45, Reply)
Like new rape tights, eh?
After the first night they stretch around the nose
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 12:45, Reply)
They're great for that first wearing
and then you have to wash them in shitty, hard London water and they go rock hard forever after.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 12:49, Reply)
That is your wanksock

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 12:50, Reply)
They're all my wanksocks
I'm an equal ops wanker.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 12:51, Reply)
Hence the crusty feet

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 12:51, Reply)
OUTMANOUEVRED

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 12:54, Reply)
what's better: crusty feet or a musky anus?
There's only one way to find out....
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 5 Apr 2011, 12:58, Reply)
psst
fabric softener.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 5 Apr 2011, 12:50, Reply)
pssst
or stop being a soft cunt and put your fucking socks on
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 12:51, Reply)
You're not the boss of me!
Besides, I have my socks on. And my rather excellent Skechers Shape Ups TM
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 5 Apr 2011, 12:54, Reply)
I was talking to Kroney!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 12:55, Reply)
well, reply to HIS messages then
cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 5 Apr 2011, 12:57, Reply)
FUCK YOU!
*joins team Foxtrot*
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 13:06, Reply)
Ugh.
Effort.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 12:51, Reply)
Are you outside?

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 5 Apr 2011, 12:43, Reply)
I was totally taking the mick here :)

(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 12:52, Reply)
I know :)

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 5 Apr 2011, 12:54, Reply)
heehee :)

(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 12:59, Reply)
*giggles* :)

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 5 Apr 2011, 13:11, Reply)
Or you are at home

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 12:44, Reply)
At home :)
Dicking around on the interweb instead of doing grown up stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 12:47, Reply)
No shoes or socks is acceptable then

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 12:48, Reply)
Or you have no legs

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 12:46, Reply)
Hahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 12:50, Reply)
You could turn un-needed socks into comedy hand puppets

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 12:51, Reply)
Have done this many times
with autistic kids \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 12:53, Reply)
That yay symbol sits neatly right over your huge boobies symbol
and looks awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 5 Apr 2011, 12:57, Reply)
Hahaha!
So it does! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 13:00, Reply)
As in,
I've turned many autistic kids into comedy hand puppets :D
(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 12:54, Reply)
I like this

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 12:55, Reply)
You are Matthew Corbett AICMFP

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 13:18, Reply)
Or you are at the beach

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 12:46, Reply)
It's because you're hardcore!

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 13:12, Reply)

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