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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I'm sitting with my hair in pincurls under one of those heater things.
I feel so vintage.
(, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 16:00, 1 reply, 15 years ago)
Bless you.

(, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 16:02, Reply)
I have a fringe again!
Not too much off the length, either. So excited.
(, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 16:04, Reply)
Looking forward to checking out the style.
At dinner, perhaps, at The Wolfsschanze (East End Branch)?
(, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 16:08, Reply)
I want to open a restaurant
called Die Flakturm. Help please.

You can be the Maitre D.
(, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 16:10, Reply)
I'm in.

(, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 16:17, Reply)
Die Panzer
will be the excellent Angus ground-chuck burger with wiltshire smoked bacon and warwickshire truckle cheddar.

Blitzkrieg will be the name of a cocktail.

Wansee will be the name of a gin cocktail.

The slogan will be "Essen Macht Frei" above the oven.
(, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 16:20, Reply)
I'm there
Sounds fucking great!
(, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 16:20, Reply)
I just need some capital!
/Try Berlin
(, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 16:22, Reply)
The smoking area will be labelled The Gas Chamber

(, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 16:22, Reply)
The head waiter would be
Obergruppenführer

I have a subscription to Computer Weekly with that as my job title
(, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 16:25, Reply)
I'm very keen on that.
Also Sturmbannführer.
(, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 16:31, Reply)
The waiters will have juden stars and comedy hook noses
THE SONDERKOMMANDO
(, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 16:31, Reply)
Spatch-cocked skinless chicken
server with Asparagus Speers
(, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 16:31, Reply)
I think it's quite clear how you'll dole out table numbers

(, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 16:33, Reply)
Your unique memory of the visit
"Its a gas!" - Paul Ross, News of the World
(, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 16:40, Reply)
Oh bravo.

(, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 16:43, Reply)
Sounds good
Can I have some Braun sauce with mine please?
(, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 16:53, Reply)
Hell yes.
Make sure mummy's there too.
(, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 16:30, Reply)
Damn right yo.

(, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 16:44, Reply)
Chompy will love that

(, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 16:12, Reply)
That doesn't even make sense.

(, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 16:13, Reply)
Didn't you two pash at some point?

(, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 16:19, Reply)
That has nothing to do with fringes.

(, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 16:21, Reply)
WTF is pash?

(, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 16:21, Reply)
It's gaybo slang for kiss I think.

(, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 16:22, Reply)
*shakes hands*

(, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 16:23, Reply)
Sounds like a Connery

(, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 16:23, Reply)
It's Connery on Mashtermind.

(, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 16:23, Reply)
Schteve Connery?

(, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 16:25, Reply)
Something someone in Neighbours would say

(, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 16:22, Reply)
I've been spending time with an Australian
I just thought witha new fringe you might fancy some seconds
(, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 16:23, Reply)
I'm not interested in men thanks all the same

(, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 16:25, Reply)
reply in the wrong place

(, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 16:25, Reply)
spastic on the internet

(, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 16:26, Reply)
It's 'benny talk'

(, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 16:22, Reply)
You would know

(, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 16:24, Reply)
0/10 darling

(, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 16:26, Reply)
Your scoring means nothing to me old man

(, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 16:27, Reply)
You won't be saying that
when I'm scoring your fucking face with a Stanley at the bash.
(, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 16:31, Reply)
Top bullying

(, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 16:34, Reply)
I thought so.

(, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 16:42, Reply)

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