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Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.

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Here is a shit thread for you all to bitch and moan in
ALT: Why does it always rain on me?

EDIT: I don't think I'd mentally prepared myself for the vitriol that the alt Q would generate, so instead answer me this - why are you all so fat and stupid and ugly?!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 15:04, 249 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Because you haven't got an umbrella.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 15:05, Reply)

I just replied to you in the previous thread.
Acknowledge me plz.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 15:07, Reply)

Done.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 15:07, Reply)

Thanks, and thanks, mehhhhhhhhhhhh

(PsychoChomp, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 15:08, Reply)

Because you're a cunt.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 15:06, Reply)

because the universe thinks you need a shower
you odious little turd
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 15:06, Reply)

it's either because you lied when you were 17
or because you live in the Rhondda, you daft twat.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 15:07, Reply)

It's not raining here.
And this is the north, for god's sake.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 5 Apr 2011, 15:07, Reply)

It's been a nice day up here.
I even wore sunglasses whilst walking into town earlier.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 15:16, Reply)

I've like totally hung the washing out.
It's a bit blustery, mind.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 5 Apr 2011, 15:17, Reply)

Looks like it might piss down soon though

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 15:18, Reply)

Wouldn't THAT be ironic?

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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 5 Apr 2011, 15:20, Reply)

not unless you were a meteorologist
nope.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 15:21, Reply)

It's funny because it's not ironic in the slightest.

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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 5 Apr 2011, 15:23, Reply)

ah, sorry, I missed the blindingly obvious sarcasm in the capitalised THAT.
which was ironic...
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 15:26, Reply)

Haha!

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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 5 Apr 2011, 15:27, Reply)

You benders are ruining this thread

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 15:20, Reply)

You started it
No, really you did
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 15:21, Reply)

This is social commentary at it's finest, mate.

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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 5 Apr 2011, 15:21, Reply)

trudat

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 15:22, Reply)

Alright cow?
Shame you couldn't make it the other week.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 5 Apr 2011, 15:24, Reply)

Yeah, I know
G U T T E D
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 15:25, Reply)

Next time.

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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 5 Apr 2011, 15:26, Reply)

+gadget

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 15:33, Reply)

It's not raining here either
and this is fucking Scotland. Admittedly, this is only a 30 second window of "not raining" but, let's be thankful, eh?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 15:23, Reply)

.....or summer as they call it up there

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 15:24, Reply)

yeah, still. At least I can afford a massive city centre flat, booze and food, eh? ;)

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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 15:27, Reply)

Is that a battered,
deep fried, city centre flat?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 15:29, Reply)

Oh, hell yeah.
with salt and sauce.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 15:29, Reply)

Isn't it Edinburgh in which you live?
I thought property was quite expensive up there?
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 5 Apr 2011, 15:30, Reply)

It is. Don't listen to him.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 5 Apr 2011, 15:39, Reply)

Thought so.
A mate was at Napier in the early 90's and it was bloody expensive then.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 5 Apr 2011, 15:44, Reply)

And it's got far worse since then.
A 'massive city centre flat' will set you back £500K.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 5 Apr 2011, 15:49, Reply)

You're looking in the wrong place then
My 3 bed victorian job by the Botanics was 250k.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 15:55, Reply)

Ah - by 'city centre' I was thinking New Town - Queen Street etc.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 5 Apr 2011, 16:00, Reply)

well that's 10 mins walk away. Princes St is 15.
I think I'm entitled to call that city centre ;)

That area is a fuck sight nicer than the New Town anyway.. IMO.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 16:03, Reply)

I'm always amazed at how compact the city centre seems to be.
It's like an Escher print; you turn a corner and find yourself exactly where you were ten minutes ago.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 5 Apr 2011, 16:08, Reply)

Dean Village always astounds me.
How you manage to fit a place like that between Gorgie and Stockbridge without anyone noticing is beyond me really.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 16:10, Reply)

I used to live in Gorgie which is also a 15 minute walk from Princes Street
but it is a shitehole.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 5 Apr 2011, 16:12, Reply)

Inverleith is very nice though.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 5 Apr 2011, 16:17, Reply)

relatively
it's still a fuck sight cheaper than when I was living in the south east. And more pleasant.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 15:56, Reply)

I'd agree with you there.
I love Edinburgh.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 5 Apr 2011, 16:00, Reply)

This^
Only good times have been had in Edinburgh
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 16:16, Reply)

We try to go up a few times a year.
£6 each way on the train and a day hauling around the pubs... cheaper than getting a taxi back from Morpeth that is.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 5 Apr 2011, 16:19, Reply)

yeah, still. At least I can afford a ~~massive city centre flat~~ piss stained tenament still continaing the body of a dead skag head, ~~booze~~ turps and ~~food~~ turps, eh? ;)
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 15:30, Reply)

Neeps and tatties

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 15:33, Reply)

*Nurps and turpies

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 15:34, Reply)

how dare you.
I had the skaghead removed months ago.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 15:58, Reply)

That's funny
I can only afford a 5 bedroom detached house, a BMW, a Focus, food and booze
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 15:34, Reply)

Oh, massive loss of points for the beamer there.

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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 15:55, Reply)

meh
Its a decent car
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 15:57, Reply)

It's like a clitoris
Cos every cunt's got one.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 5 Apr 2011, 16:00, Reply)

No, that'll be the new Mini...

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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 5 Apr 2011, 16:02, Reply)

Nah, it has always been and will always be the Audi TT.

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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 16:03, Reply)

Stealing jokes from 1987 or something there
It was the Ford Clitoris, wasn't it?

I am the archetypal anti-BMW owner. I actually indicate (I know!) and let people out of side streets
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 16:03, Reply)

Yeah, but all the actual cunts who drove BMWs
now have Audis. So it's not a foolproof assertion any more.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 16:09, Reply)

You must have slipped through the net
They usually weed you types out during the test drive
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 5 Apr 2011, 16:10, Reply)

I got wrong when test driving my RX-8
for overtaking an ambulance with its lights flashing on the coast road
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 16:13, Reply)

That's undoubtably true
but using as a counter-boast is opening yourself up to POOR FORM.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 16:04, Reply)

True

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 16:13, Reply)

Fucking idiot people who can't fucking read instructions logging fucking stupid support incidents
that take fucking ages to fucking fix drive me fucking crazy.

Is that OK?

Alt:
I would imagine it is because you quote Travis. You cunt
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 15:08, Reply)

Because you smell really bad
I mean it's like a skunk crawled up your rectum then exploded. Then fermented.

Damn rain, soaking me between the car park and the door.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 15:09, Reply)

You're Scottish, you should be used to this happening, surely?

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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 5 Apr 2011, 15:10, Reply)

True
Turns out Wales is just as wet as Glasgow.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 15:12, Reply)

Do Scots have fermented anal skunk as a rule?

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 15:21, Reply)

Only when the whisky and Irn Bru runs out.
They'll drink anything, that lot.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 5 Apr 2011, 15:23, Reply)

Irn Bru
Made in Scotland from E numbers and sugar
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 15:23, Reply)

It's fucking terrifying, that shite.

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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 15:30, Reply)

I'm sure there are undiscovered elements in Irn Bru
Or maybe even elephants
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 15:34, Reply)

It's amazing how they get them in there.
They must really pachyderm in.

Edited slightly...
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 5 Apr 2011, 15:37, Reply)

pachy?
I've not heard that before
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 15:38, Reply)

Pachyderm
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pachyderm
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 5 Apr 2011, 15:39, Reply)

ta

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 15:41, Reply)

My trace elements solution in my old research lab
was called "tracy elephants"

truefax.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 15:57, Reply)

Because you live in a cloud chamber
and spout an endless stream of hot air.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 15:10, Reply)

it was 30.5 deg c here yesterday and today it's 7 and raining
boo
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 15:12, Reply)

Wooo you used Celcius!

(PsychoChomp, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 15:12, Reply)

I could have wrote 'oh it was 87 yesterday and is now 46' and people would be all 'omg 87 deg c how are you alive lolol'

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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 15:15, Reply)

You are Truman Burbank
AICM secret cameras
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 15:13, Reply)

Because, just like everyone on earth, God hates your fucking guts.

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 15:22, Reply)

:'((((((((((((

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 15:26, Reply)

Alt A:
I think you will find it is just your monitor screen that is quite shiny, hence the reflection
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 15:23, Reply)

*puts on 'My Zing-a-ling' by Chuck Berry*

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 15:24, Reply)

Why aren't you arbitrarily scoring postings?
That's what every shit beakering thread needs.
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 15:24, Reply)

8/10
for shit beakering.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 15:25, Reply)

5/10
cunt off fucko
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 15:34, Reply)

Because he's only 6/10 for beakering and shittness scale.
Post scoring only occurs over 8.5.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 15:28, Reply)

Oh

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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 15:30, Reply)

Haha, your life sucks, GUTTED.

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 15:26, Reply)

4/10 oooh honey, did you see Glee last night?

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 15:26, Reply)

1/10 you haven't updated your facebook friends
Who all hate you anyway
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 15:28, Reply)

*flounces off*

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 15:38, Reply)

I really cannot imagine a Montyflounce

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 15:42, Reply)

Would all be set to the strains of "Lets Dance"
by Bowie.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 15:47, Reply)

You'll get to see one when Gonz finally steals Lusty out from under him.
"And the Monty is still standing!"
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 15:48, Reply)

I wasn't mean, just practical.
I'm not.
I'm a size 6/8, general opinion is that I'm not ugly, and I just got a placement with the MoD.
Boom.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 15:26, Reply)

A rare breed indeed

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 15:27, Reply)

shut up smuggo.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 15:29, Reply)

I think I'm allowed to be today.
Pass the croissants.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 15:32, Reply)

I should be nice to you for a few days at least I suppose.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 15:34, Reply)

General opinion voted
for the Conservatives.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 15:29, Reply)

General opinion is that Elton John is not fucking shit etc

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 15:38, Reply)

But Elton does indeed fuck shit

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 15:43, Reply)

~~fuck shit~~ jab jobbies
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 5 Apr 2011, 15:51, Reply)

Its OK to be gay = Its alright to skewer shite

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 15:52, Reply)

Congratulations!

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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 15:34, Reply)

If that doesn't work out, they're looking for people in my local cab office to awnser the phone, if you want.

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 15:38, Reply)

Can you say "Would you like H1N1 with that?"

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 15:39, Reply)

H2 is all where it's at these days, gonz
especially if you were born after 1968. FEAR THE H2.

Or don't, as it'll make precisely cock all difference to anything
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 16:15, Reply)

I WAS RAISED THIS WAY
GOD

in other news, to complete the transformation to geek, i shall be getting fitted for a retainer tomorrow
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 15:28, Reply)

Alt
Because I eat too much, my mother dropped me, and I killed all my braincells
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 15:30, Reply)

10/10
Case closed
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 15:34, Reply)

I like to be thorough

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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 15:35, Reply)

OMG darling you're first on here to be arbitrarily scored 10/10
smooches honey smooches xxx
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 15:38, Reply)

hmmm

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 15:39, Reply)

rolls around in joy

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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 15:40, Reply)

Good use of memes

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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 15:41, Reply)

*six posters calling you a hippy*

(PsychoChomp, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 15:41, Reply)

Six twitter links in reply

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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 15:57, Reply)

Quick threaten me with real life violence.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 15:40, Reply)

Then confess to adultery, then backtrack like a turbo-charged moonwalk.

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 15:42, Reply)

Huh?

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 15:42, Reply)

He serially cheats on his bird

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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 15:46, Reply)

Who does?

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 15:48, Reply)

Creepy Darth
He's admitted the same on some thread or other.
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 15:49, Reply)

LINK PLS

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 15:51, Reply)

I'm really confused

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 15:52, Reply)

To be fair
he didn't cheat on his girlfriend just got angry because Chompy thought he did
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 15:54, Reply)

Creepy Darth is creepy
2/10 see me after class
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 15:55, Reply)

Who is Creepy Darth?

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 15:56, Reply)

0/10

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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 16:00, Reply)

Aww Man, PsychoChomp loves that shit
I thinks Bella is his current extra-curricular target, as she's quite easy. *taps nose*
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 15:53, Reply)

now hang on, you can talk
you stalked the newbie right off the board yesterday!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 15:56, Reply)

Did anyone see that weird trio of band members who came here plugging their shit comedy band?

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 15:57, Reply)

Oh man, why do I miss all the good stuff?

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 16:04, Reply)

PsychoChomp took the blame for that one, I was merely a concerned by-stander

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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 15:59, Reply)

we're used to him being stalky and weird about new girls
you surprised and disappointed me.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 16:00, Reply)

I was just as disgusted with his behaviour as everyone else
How can we ever grow as a board community if new people are frightened into never using the internet ever again after coming here
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 16:04, Reply)

he just thought frantically that at last he might get his little willy warm and wet
you were actively stirring up the trouble. shameful behaviour.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 16:06, Reply)

Funny that you should mention that, her QOTW tale was that she prefers small cocks

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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 16:08, Reply)

are you trying to encourage more people on here to stalk her?

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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 16:11, Reply)

I've sent her so many gazzez her box won't accept any more incoming mail
First dibs!!11!
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 16:18, Reply)

*chuckle*

(PsychoChomp, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 15:46, Reply)

Right I've had enough of your baiting you four eyed bastard, if I EVER SEE YOU IN REAL LIFE I@LL FUCKING DO TIME FOR YOU !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 15:43, Reply)

Good threatening
I am Rory Lion, hear me ROAR
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 15:44, Reply)

*mew*

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 15:44, Reply)

squeak
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 15:45, Reply)

pfrrrrrrt
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 15:49, Reply)

my appraisal had some excellent comments
but some that made me want to chew the desk just so that i had something to spit at them...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 15:49, Reply)

I'll give you something to spit out
What did they say?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 15:49, Reply)

spitting is for amateurs
oh it was all very work=specific, so i'll not repeat it here.

suffice it to say i DISAGREED!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 15:50, Reply)

Not the "amateurs" I've seen on the internet

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 15:52, Reply)

But think of the calories darling

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 5 Apr 2011, 15:52, Reply)

6 calories per shot?
not too bad!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 15:56, Reply)

Very few.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 15:56, Reply)

Srsly?
I will be having words with her indoors later.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 5 Apr 2011, 16:04, Reply)

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 16:11, Reply)

files.myopera.com/drlaunch/albums/37656/ya-srsly001.jpg
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 16:15, Reply)

Howso?

(berk, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 15:50, Reply)

it's been a pretty heinous day all round, berk-o...
sigh.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 15:55, Reply)

*prepares email salvo*
Sorry to hear it.

I am coming to your Bash now.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 15:56, Reply)

yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
this has cheered me up a LOT.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 15:57, Reply)

i may come as well...depends what I'm upto closer to the day
Bet that's brought you right back down
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 15:58, Reply)

no, i would like that too!

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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 15:59, Reply)

: )

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 16:01, Reply)

Bullying someone to their face is so much more fun, isn't it?

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 16:03, Reply)

mwa ha ha

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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 16:05, Reply)

Right that's it, you and me Boyce, outside the school gates at hometime
*googles how to disable a geriatric*
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 16:11, Reply)

Kick his walking stick away.

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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 5 Apr 2011, 16:12, Reply)

I'm not joining you on one of your sick noncing missions, you cunt.
YOU DISGUST ME.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 16:17, Reply)

Oh go on Apers.
Get yourself down there.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 16:01, Reply)

"Monty in saying something nice to me shocker"
"Darth not an Utter bender"
"Piston broke wins Perrier"
"Friz loses boy boobs, stops making shit videos and gets access to his child"
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 16:04, Reply)

i think his child died
therefore it's pretty much open access during the cemetery opening hours...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 16:04, Reply)

Ouch...

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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 5 Apr 2011, 16:05, Reply)

Woah...woops, feel bad now, this is all Chompy's fault

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 16:08, Reply)

He could use a shovel

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 16:17, Reply)

Hahahahaha

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 16:18, Reply)

Actually, I felt really bad posting that

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 16:19, Reply)

^ Internet lies

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 16:44, Reply)

Surely not!!!

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 16:49, Reply)

What, down "there"?
You fucking pervert.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 5 Apr 2011, 16:05, Reply)

:)
It's ok, I just had to shift a holiday back a week.

Wouldn't miss it for Die Welt.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 15:59, Reply)

this is officially a Good Effort

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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 16:04, Reply)

It is nearly hometime though, yes?
and you have fun things planned for the evening?
(berk, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 15:57, Reply)

no
i have a very personal and painful beautician's appointment involving some boiling hot wax and me.

and then the gym.

this is officially a shit tuesday!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 15:59, Reply)

Eeek.
That does sound quite painfully rubbish. Erm...soon be tomorrow? Which will definitely be a vast improvement on today...
(berk, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 16:00, Reply)

Hump day tomorrow...

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 16:01, Reply)

er
what?!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 16:04, Reply)

Middle of the week.
Assuming you do a five day week, that is.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 5 Apr 2011, 16:05, Reply)

OH
i thought he was implying i was getting laid after getting waxed.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 16:06, Reply)

Bit of a wasted effort if you don't, I'd have thought.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 16:08, Reply)

Yeh', I guess soo really, good point. *sigh*, fair enough, I'll nip on the tube now.

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 16:19, Reply)

But instead you're going to the gym after getting waxed?
That sounds like the wrong way around.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 5 Apr 2011, 16:08, Reply)

Well, that's better than the other way round, surely?

(berk, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 16:08, Reply)

To be fair,
and to give the man the benefit of the doubt, he might have been.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 5 Apr 2011, 16:09, Reply)

I wasn't

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 16:12, Reply)

I'm not that presumptuous, anyway i'm married

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 16:14, Reply)

I'm sitting with my hair in pincurls under one of those heater things.
I feel so vintage.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 16:00, Reply)

Bless you.

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 16:02, Reply)

I have a fringe again!
Not too much off the length, either. So excited.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 16:04, Reply)

Looking forward to checking out the style.
At dinner, perhaps, at The Wolfsschanze (East End Branch)?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 16:08, Reply)

I want to open a restaurant
called Die Flakturm. Help please.

You can be the Maitre D.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 16:10, Reply)

I'm in.

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 16:17, Reply)

Die Panzer
will be the excellent Angus ground-chuck burger with wiltshire smoked bacon and warwickshire truckle cheddar.

Blitzkrieg will be the name of a cocktail.

Wansee will be the name of a gin cocktail.

The slogan will be "Essen Macht Frei" above the oven.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 16:20, Reply)

I'm there
Sounds fucking great!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 16:20, Reply)

I just need some capital!
/Try Berlin
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 16:22, Reply)

The smoking area will be labelled The Gas Chamber

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 16:22, Reply)

The head waiter would be
Obergruppenführer

I have a subscription to Computer Weekly with that as my job title
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 16:25, Reply)

I'm very keen on that.
Also Sturmbannführer.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 16:31, Reply)

The waiters will have juden stars and comedy hook noses
THE SONDERKOMMANDO
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 16:31, Reply)

Spatch-cocked skinless chicken
server with Asparagus Speers
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 16:31, Reply)

I think it's quite clear how you'll dole out table numbers

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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 16:33, Reply)

Your unique memory of the visit
"Its a gas!" - Paul Ross, News of the World
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 16:40, Reply)

Oh bravo.

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 16:43, Reply)

Sounds good
Can I have some Braun sauce with mine please?
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 5 Apr 2011, 16:53, Reply)

Hell yes.
Make sure mummy's there too.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 16:30, Reply)

Damn right yo.

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 16:44, Reply)

Chompy will love that

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 16:12, Reply)

That doesn't even make sense.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 16:13, Reply)

Didn't you two pash at some point?

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 16:19, Reply)

That has nothing to do with fringes.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 16:21, Reply)

WTF is pash?

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 16:21, Reply)

It's gaybo slang for kiss I think.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 16:22, Reply)

*shakes hands*

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 16:23, Reply)

Sounds like a Connery

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 16:23, Reply)

It's Connery on Mashtermind.

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 16:23, Reply)

Schteve Connery?

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 16:25, Reply)

Something someone in Neighbours would say

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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 16:22, Reply)

I've been spending time with an Australian
I just thought witha new fringe you might fancy some seconds
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 16:23, Reply)

I'm not interested in men thanks all the same

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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 16:25, Reply)

reply in the wrong place

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 16:25, Reply)

spastic on the internet

(PsychoChomp, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 16:26, Reply)

It's 'benny talk'

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 16:22, Reply)

You would know

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 16:24, Reply)

0/10 darling

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 16:26, Reply)

Your scoring means nothing to me old man

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 16:27, Reply)

You won't be saying that
when I'm scoring your fucking face with a Stanley at the bash.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 16:31, Reply)

Top bullying

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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 16:34, Reply)

I thought so.

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 16:42, Reply)

I'm not
This week I have hit my target weight, been commended highly on the training I gave, and as far as I'm aware I'm still a member of the male b3tan tripod.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 16:15, Reply)

*checks*
You are indeed.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 16:18, Reply)

How did you check?

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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 16:19, Reply)

Don't asked me to reveal Tripod secrets to everyone!
I cannot believe you asked me this.

*sends stern gaz*
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 16:30, Reply)

~~stern~~ cock
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 16:30, Reply)

re: text
Hahahahahaha
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 16:43, Reply)

*balances*
Nah, you're out, sorry chum.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 16:29, Reply)

Monty was at a cashpoint the other day looking very confused, so he says to me "I'm really old and shit, I can't work out how to use these machines, can you check my balance for me?"
So I pushed him over.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 16:31, Reply)

just shove it back in
and apologise to Darth
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 16:32, Reply)

I'm not touching it, you do it.
*shudders*
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 16:38, Reply)

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