Troll

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 10:30, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

0/10
Hi Darth, how are you today?
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 10:33, Reply)

Morning Rory,
Very well thank you. And your good self?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 10:37, Reply)

Shit's goin down
I have 24 census forms to fill in tres rapidement, I shouldn't be dicking here really
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 10:41, Reply)

Seeing as how I have no idea what you do for a living,
I choose to believe that you're running a halfway house for illegal immigrants or brothel and have to fill out census forms for all of your charges due to their lack of English/motor functions/safety crayons
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 10:51, Reply)

His real name is Nicolas van Hoogstraaten.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 6 Apr 2011, 10:57, Reply)

I am not Googling that name
Not after you introduced me to that Moser woman
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 11:01, Reply)

He's a slum landlord, basically. An all round piece of shit.
Ended up in prison for the murder of his business partner, then got released on a technicality a bit later. One of the richest men in the country.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 6 Apr 2011, 11:04, Reply)

Fuck
If I'd known Rory was a loaded murderer I'd probably have been nicer to him
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 11:07, Reply)

rory used it on me yesterday
i was unclear as to his intentions.

now i know.

thanks rory. thanks a lot.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 10:41, Reply)

(")(O.O)(")

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 10:45, Reply)

Invent your own
Something involving a massive pile of cash, or possibly some excessively large breasts
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 10:52, Reply)

( £ ) ( £ )

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 6 Apr 2011, 10:56, Reply)

Excellent work

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 11:01, Reply)