My favourite insult for a time
was the one shouted at Roy Chubby Brown when he was walking down the road with a woman on his arm. It was something like "Oi Chubby! Are you going to shag it or enter it in to crufts?"
( Peej, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 11:10, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I'd have made do with "Oi Chubby, you're an unfunny cunt" personally.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 6 Apr 2011, 11:12, Reply)

*unfunny racist cunt.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 11:16, Reply)

I like the come back from a Jo Brand gig
I member of the audiende is heckling her and eventually she says "Oh look we've got a comedien in the house" to which the heckler replies "We fucking wish!"
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 11:14, Reply)