I'd cancel either Eastenders or Coronation St
and replace it with nothing at all. Improvement for all the family
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 13:11, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

banning all TV ffrom 6 until 8 would be good.

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 13:12, Reply)

Eggheads is a half decent watch sometimes

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 13:13, Reply)

Even Vipper would be out smugged by those twats

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 13:14, Reply)

Cj(?) is a right smug cunt
But I think the Old Woman is ace, she knows fucking everything.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 13:17, Reply)

I like the fact that you've capitalised her name
As if she were a superhero. Or a wrestler.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 13:20, Reply)

I wrote it lower case first time round, but it just didn't look might enough to convey her sheer magnificence.
Alright, so it actually wasn't intentional...
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 13:21, Reply)

I am shocked and appalled by this unexpected confession

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 13:24, Reply)

My Dad should be on Eggheads
with the number of TV quiz shows he's been on. He knows a damn sight more than that daft Judith bint. He's met that Kevin bloke who knows EVERYTHING and says he's the dullest twat he's ever encountered.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 13:19, Reply)

My evening viewing normally consists of
Peppa Pig
Ben and Holly
Humf
A Bedtime Story
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 13:14, Reply)

Do you only get your bedtime story if you've been good and haven't needed to be told twice to brush your teeth?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 13:15, Reply)

Yes
Yes I do
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 13:16, Reply)

I like Humf
sadly the kids I look after prefer Dora the fucking Explorer, who I cannot abide. Not. At. All. I have been known to pretend the tv is broken when that comes on.
(berk, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 14:17, Reply)

Humf is the best kids TV programme my kids watch
Its like a soft pillow
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 14:28, Reply)

Oh fuck yes.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 13:19, Reply)