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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Why not do both?"Day 85 - John has put in his earplugs to drown out the screams as Bear dismembers Kerry Katona, and is still happily banging away at a decomposing piece of Lenny Henry."
(, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 14:03, 1 reply, 15 years ago)
Fooking hellIt took 85 days for the bear to get round to Kerry Katona? She'd have been top of my list for dismemberment.
(, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 14:05, Reply)
The bear's not there from the start.Break the housemates first, THEN introduce the bear.
(, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 14:07, Reply)
I understand that bitbut you introduced the bear in week 4 - that still leaves 50+ days of running around dismembering anyone but Kerry Katona.
I'm maybe just thinking about this too much.
(, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 14:09, Reply)
Oh yeah, sorry. I had revised my introduction date as I thought it unlikely three people would be left by day 73 otherwise.
(, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 14:17, Reply)
We probably wouldn't run out of vacant, brain-dead fuck-nuggets to throw into the houseand they would have been kept in isolation since the start of the show so would be oblivious to the 'big surprise' awaiting them.
(, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 14:20, Reply)
Not yet you're notDepending upon the size and breed of the bear, it may not need to kill more than once every week. Possibly some of the victims' corpses will feed it for several days and it will spend some time after the kill sleeping. It could also be argued that bears are unaware of the notion of who is the most eminently worthy of dismemberment amongst a group of vapid celebrities
(, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 14:19, Reply)
It could simply beThat it has taken the poor bear that long to chew through her distended Iceland filled carcass,
(, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 15:04, Reply)
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