Well there was my flatmate, the one who threw an orange at my eye once
Who also seemed to enjoy leaving soup containers half full in the fridge until they started going mouldy, then looking at the mould a lot. And he tried to climb in my bed a couple of times, while sober.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 21:04, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

three little letters
y a and g.

rearrange at your will.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 21:06, Reply)

He's married now
Happily as far as I know. Poor girl.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 21:07, Reply)

nobody is happily married
they just tolerate each other.

/fucking men
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 21:08, Reply)

Marriage subtracts two people away from each other
it doesn't add them together.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 21:10, Reply)

i am seriously thinking of turning licker
at least i understand women
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 21:11, Reply)

if straight women had any fucking clue
REALLY
You do NOT want to be with a woman, I live with 3 lesbians, they're worse than men, I'm telling you
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 21:14, Reply)

really??
christ. so the only option remaining available, seeing as how i'm allergic to cats so tragic spinster is also out, is...

NUNNERY.

great.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 21:16, Reply)

No, just make sure you get 'em young enough to train 'em up the way you want
the one after you will thank you for the effort, too.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 6 Apr 2011, 21:17, Reply)

I lie. Lesbians are nice enough. But if you really really like men, you'll likely not want to be with a woman.
Like, men just have a natural manly smell, they're rugged, hairy.
These lesbians I know, called bois, cause they dress like little boys
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 21:24, Reply)

^this
/not fucking anyone. married.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 6 Apr 2011, 21:10, Reply)

that's because people aren't happy
marriage has nothing to do with it
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 21:12, Reply)

I'm sorry this whole orange thing is funny

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 21:13, Reply)

Everything went purple and sore
Sadfaces.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 21:51, Reply)