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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I once had a friend that wouldn't wash her hands in a public restroom as it was "gross"
alt: tell me about your weird habits, past or present.
I used to knock on wood, only in threes, if I thought something bad about someone else I would tap on wood three times. This could be endless if I was having a shit day.
(, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 18:51, 184 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
I have a friend who wrote a blog about a dream about shagging a cat, another who for some years insisted on running naked into the sea at new year, another who asked a friend if he could have a wank in his tent, said person assumed he was joking, until he walked in on him.
(, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 19:00, Reply)
How's it going with that thing you were doing that I was totally paying attention to?
(, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 19:04, Reply)
that running naked thing seems pretty awesome, if not fucking cold
(, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 19:05, Reply)
very fucking cold - one year he did keep his t-shirt on, but I'm not sure it would have had much of an effect.
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Not sure I'd dip the whole body though, it kinda hurt.
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It was only after we went into the sea and into the Thames I needed help.
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I just had a message on OKC from some dude telling me off for being ignorant and not messaging him back.
(, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 19:27, Reply)
do you always respond?
I disabled my account after "hey ma, wuts good"
(, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 19:28, Reply)
I ignored him because he was 13 years younger than me (same age as some of my students) and his profile didn't look that interesting. I only reply to ones who might be interesting and I wouldn't mind meeting in real life
edit: also, I'm meeting a guy at the weekend *excited*
(, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 19:30, Reply)
did not respond
woooooooooo!! good luck!!
(, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 19:35, Reply)
I'm whispering because I don't want to jinx it, also he knows my b3ta name and I like to imagine he couldn't read this tiny text
(, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 19:37, Reply)
yeah, bit like a t-rex innit
if he knows your b3ta name he knows how awesome you are, so no worries then
(, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 19:39, Reply)
cheers, just have to hope he doesn't check back on some previous posts...I hope I've never admitted to something embarrassing
(, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 19:50, Reply)
everyone does embarrassing things, i once backed my friends car over a railroad tie and got it stuck, everyone at the party [probably 75 people] watched me freak out and cry
like how i took the focus off your embarrassment and onto mine, i'm so bloody nice like that
(, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 19:53, Reply)
oh man! Good work there - you should totally be my wing-woman. Just give me a shout if you need help back, eh? :)
(, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 19:55, Reply)
I'm sure I'll find someone who likes me one day, one who I will like back, but until then I'll focus on other things.
(, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 19:42, Reply)
My areas results are the same people that the bars are filled with.
All attractive, skinny, tall, blonde haired men.
And there's no use in my messaging them.
(, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 19:49, Reply)
mind you they probably think the same thing
(, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 20:10, Reply)
but seriously, I had so many hot guys look at my profile and not respond, I figure I might as well go to a damned bar to feel that kind of rejection
(, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 20:32, Reply)
except possibly eating cold custard from the carton. I am told this is many kinds of wrong.
Of all my friends, I am probably the weird one.
(, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 19:36, Reply)
rice pudding from a tin is also amazing
(, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 19:38, Reply)
I don't like tinned custard now that I've tried the good shit. Co-op truly irresistable custard is where it's at.
(, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 19:42, Reply)
I have to say, that Rooney is an overpaid petulant twat.
(, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 20:42, Reply)
But as I don't care for either team, I'm not that interested in it.
(, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 20:43, Reply)
but I really don't want to see Rooney win. I can see him taking a win, then sneering at everyone like 'As long as I keep doing this, I can behave as badly as I want to'.
Spoilt brat.
(, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 20:46, Reply)
Part of me wants to see the fail based on their attempts to 'buy' ever honour.
I wonder what would need to happen for both sides to lose?
(, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 20:51, Reply)
but that is hardly a newsflash. I wouldn't piss on Rooney if he were on fire, the shrek-faced pranny.
(, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 20:54, Reply)
the trouble is, there are enough idiots out there who appreciate him, for him to carry on being paid the obscene amounts he is to twat about glory hunting.
I don't have kids, and never intend to, but if any son of mine acted that way after, say, the age of about six, he would find himself on the business end of a slap.
and I like you too, obviously. not as much as the boy does...
(, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 21:03, Reply)
What is new in the world of K?
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i have to get braces on mah teef
lame
how's Jeffy McJefferson?
(, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 20:57, Reply)
How long will you have to wear braces for?
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Also, I regularly listen to Nurse With Wound.
I'm pretty sure turning a nauseating text-speak story into a crude animation involving a crying yellow unicorn isn't considered normal either.
(, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 20:45, Reply)
i am slobbing on the sofa in my pants and pink socks, watching "friends" and eating m&s butternut squash and lentil dinner!
(, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 20:59, Reply)
plenty of sweating and stretching please
(, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 21:28, Reply)
Do your pants match your bra? I hope your pants match your bra. A girl should have matching underwear.
i have no matching underwear. There is no bra that matches Spanx.
(, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 21:05, Reply)
i have (*checks*) white cotton pants and a black bra under my t-shirt.
and pink socks. don't forget the pink socks.
(, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 21:06, Reply)
The woman said it could only see me if I was wearing white underwear, and what colour underwear was I wearing? I had to tell her I had black on top and nude on the bottom, and she looked disapproving.
Not as disapproving as I looked when she made me wear a lender bra in completely the wrong size.
*And* I looked like a fat munter when I got the scan back, too.
(, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 21:09, Reply)
Most of them said size 12 trousers and size 20 tops. This is preposterous. i know my boobs are huge, but I can get them into most size 14 tops.
(, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 21:13, Reply)
some of my clothes are about 4 sizes different between top and bottom because of the dumbass DD's. it's why i never wear dresses!
(, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 21:16, Reply)
this is my new special dress. Looks absolutely fab on, too. And it's a size 12, which makes me do an enormous happyface.
(, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 21:20, Reply)
And they do pj's too, with built-in support thingies. And swimming costumes.
(, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 21:25, Reply)
it means swimming without having one's boobs squished
(, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 21:26, Reply)
otherwise they get squished somewhere near my waist. Looks really awful.
(, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 21:31, Reply)
although it must be said it is convenient to be the same size top and bottom.
(, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 21:21, Reply)
either the top is far too tight or the bottoms fall off :(
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I don't pretend to understand it. The woman said if I was wearing black I would essentially be 'invisible'.
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and several black or white bras. It is very easy to make these match.
Although I do have some sets for, ahem, other people to see me in.
(, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 21:10, Reply)
i'm in one of those "i hate everything about my fat stupid ugly self" modes tonight!
(, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 21:14, Reply)
2) manifestly not ugly
3) almost certainly not fat from the photographic evidence I have seen.
Be told.
(, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 21:22, Reply)
it sounded a bit stern for a compliment but it was definitely meant as one...
(, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 21:29, Reply)
i've put about 8lbs back on over the last few weeks with no time for the gym. this has depressed me into oblivion!!!
(, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 21:31, Reply)
And a number of even weirder 'friends'. And I'm full of all sorts of quirks, apparently including the ability to attract nutcases to my vicinity.
(, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 20:58, Reply)
Who also seemed to enjoy leaving soup containers half full in the fridge until they started going mouldy, then looking at the mould a lot. And he tried to climb in my bed a couple of times, while sober.
(, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 21:04, Reply)
they just tolerate each other.
/fucking men
(, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 21:08, Reply)
it doesn't add them together.
(, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 21:10, Reply)
at least i understand women
(, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 21:11, Reply)
REALLY
You do NOT want to be with a woman, I live with 3 lesbians, they're worse than men, I'm telling you
(, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 21:14, Reply)
christ. so the only option remaining available, seeing as how i'm allergic to cats so tragic spinster is also out, is...
NUNNERY.
great.
(, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 21:16, Reply)
the one after you will thank you for the effort, too.
(, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 21:17, Reply)
Like, men just have a natural manly smell, they're rugged, hairy.
These lesbians I know, called bois, cause they dress like little boys
(, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 21:24, Reply)
marriage has nothing to do with it
(, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 21:12, Reply)
Resorting to learning to memorise 2 packs of playing cards rather then working, then teaching himself to 7-ball juggle once he was done.
(, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 21:05, Reply)
Instead flushing it down the toilet.
(, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 21:05, Reply)
In fact, the build up of grease etc would probably be quite detrimental.
(, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 21:21, Reply)
If so, I can see why leftovers a la bowl make you feel a bit poorly.
(, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 21:29, Reply)
Proper sized people are where it's at. Depending on height, somewhere between 10 and 14 is the perfect form.
(, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 21:37, Reply)
but size 10 looks quite heavy on someone under 5'3", and size 14 looks positively emaciated on someone over 5'10"
(, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 21:39, Reply)
don't think I'm exactly her reincarnation, though
(, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 21:51, Reply)
wasn't she like a 10 in todays money?
(, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 21:54, Reply)
a plasticine man riding a plasticine wave to some Supergrass song. I think there was moshing and guitar playing, too
(, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 22:11, Reply)
I think. One day I'll dig out the tape from my parents house, although I don't have the means to convert it or anything
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I reckon I could ask around at the college and someone could do it. Problem is, it was REALLY shit
(, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 22:21, Reply)
You should get it on disc and then use it to motivate students.
(, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 22:25, Reply)
I've got one lad who is weird, but in a good way. He is one of the fussiest people with food I've ever met, some of the things he doesn't eat are just insane. *
However, he's also one of the most talented natural chefs I've ever met, he automatically knows what to add to sauces, to meats, to any dish in order to improve it ten-fold, even though he won't even eat it himself. Fucking odd.
Alt: I'm not sure of any, although I'm now feeling really paranoid...
*Including no fish whatsoever, onions, peppers, mushrooms, lamb, roast potatoes, etc
(, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 21:20, Reply)
who won't eat food unless she has seen the kitchen it was cooked in. She will however eat chocolate cakes and crisps despite never visiting the factories.
(, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 22:47, Reply)
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