No you're not
Although you do have the same first name as my boss, he is utterly hopeless with women and has no children.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 9:38, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

No one has ever actually
seen any evidence Cow isnn't making his "family" up
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 9:43, Reply)

Lusty and I took him to Tayyabs
He's the epitome of 'internet fantasist'.

*does 'cuckoo' hand motion*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 9:45, Reply)

Hahahah!
First LOL of the day
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 9:46, Reply)

I have
Unless he's so desperate to cling to this perpetration of family that he sneaks into hospitals and gets people to take pictures of him cradling a newborn baby and its mother
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 9:46, Reply)

Those photos
cost me a lot of money to fake setup
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 9:50, Reply)

That sounds like Sportscow alright.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 9:50, Reply)

Damn!
Outed
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 9:51, Reply)

Ironically, I am a 16 year old girl
pretending to be a married man
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 9:47, Reply)

I fucking love irony.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 9:49, Reply)

Are you actually the 16 year old girl in said baby photos?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 9:51, Reply)

Yes
except she was 19 in those photos
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 9:53, Reply)

*buys flowers*
Busy tonight?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 9:58, Reply)

haha!
Mrs Cow's daughter would tear you a new arse!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 9:58, Reply)

That is very obviously exactly what I am looking for in a woman
This one's extremely well-used
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:04, Reply)

chortle

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:05, Reply)

I take it your stepdaughter is terrifying then

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:09, Reply)

No, she is lovely really

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:10, Reply)

I see
And is she busy tonight?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:18, Reply)

Let's face it
no-one's going to want the old one, the state it's in.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:05, Reply)

I am utterly hopeless with women though!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 9:51, Reply)

Your marriage says otherwise.

( girlinthehole, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:07, Reply)

Occasionally I do well

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:10, Reply)