I once got really really recked, like, no idea how I got home wrecked, but the next day I decided to drink a whole bottle of cherry juice.
About 15 minutes later I spewed it up in the toilet, and the toilet was so nice and cold I decided to lay there, but I didn't lock the door. My friend walked in to find the cherry juice everywhere and thought it was blood, he said he'd never been so thrightened in his life.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 12:45, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I just got back from Acupuncture.
That was a stupid idea for a needlephobic, I hated it.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 12:47, Reply)

that stuff is all claptrap anyway isn't it?

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 13:01, Reply)

I spent my first wage getting absolutely muntered on diesel in a nightclub
When I threw up in the morning it was red/black and I thought I'd burst my stomach or something
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 12:48, Reply)