Reality TV has passed the point of no return
Celebrity "culture" makes people famous for no reason, canonises and vilifies them week on week. The world has far too many no-marks who've risen to prominence despite no right to it; people like Paris Hilton, Jordan, Justin Bieber, Michael McIntyre. How to thin out the ranks whilst indulging the baying public's love of pointless reality shows?

My proposition; Celebrity Running Man
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 14:47, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Along similar lines
Celebrity Fit Test - pointless, vacuous celebrities being forced through smaller and smaller holes.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 14:49, Reply)

I like this
Hopefully the holes they can fit through lead to hungry sharks
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 14:52, Reply)

Have you seen The Cube (or Cube, I don't remember)
They should do that on TV, with those celebrities.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 7 Apr 2011, 14:54, Reply)

If only the TV cube were like the film Cube

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 14:55, Reply)

With Philip Schofield overseeing the ever-more creative slaughter
"The first of Joe Swash's limbs to be removed by cheese wire will be... revealed right after the break!"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 14:59, Reply)

Oh, yeah! No, no, no! Better!
You get to vote who is going to be slaughter and how, where it's going to start and all that... that'd be fun. I wouldn't watch it because I'd get sick, but I bet they'd make millions!
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 7 Apr 2011, 15:04, Reply)

How long have you lived in England?
Enough time surrounded by Heat magazine and you'll be baying for blood like the rest of us
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 15:09, Reply)

In Spain Hello is called Hola
True story
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 15:10, Reply)

That is hardly surprising
In Staines it's called "Aiiiiiiight"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 15:13, Reply)

It's even less surprising
if you know that Hello magazine is in fact Spanish, and ¡Hola! was the first one. ¡Hola! doesn't only mean hello, you can use it when you're surprised.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%C2%A1Hola!
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 7 Apr 2011, 15:25, Reply)

I did not know that

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 15:27, Reply)

The founder died recently
that's why I know.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 7 Apr 2011, 15:29, Reply)

The holes would eventually end up
too small for a human to fit through.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 15:05, Reply)

Does that mean they've won?
Or are they being chased through the holes by angry bears?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 15:10, Reply)

No, the idea is they get forced through
like play-doh through those things kids have.

Y'know, toys.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 15:25, Reply)

I think you've stolen quite a lot of your ideas from yesterday's Big Brother thread. Sharks. Bears. Etc.
I'm keeping an eye on you, young Darth. Just saying. Me and Wookie want a cut of the action if this goes anywhere.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 7 Apr 2011, 15:27, Reply)

I promise you will see a percentage of the fortune I make with my bloodthirsty reality TV empire
5% of fuck all is still nothing, right?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 15:30, Reply)

That's exactly what I'm worried about
I'll *see* you waving a percentage of it at me from your limo as you drive past whilst being fellated by a trio of young cherubs.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 7 Apr 2011, 15:45, Reply)

7/10
For originality
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 15:49, Reply)

Winna!
would you be a galdiator?

You could bum people to death
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 14:49, Reply)

Yes I would
My name would be Ringstinger
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 14:51, Reply)

HAHAHAHA!
For this and your HMS Julian Clary earlier *CLICKITYCLICK*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 15:46, Reply)

Is inverting the la to spell "al" deliberate?
Because that would be worth a click.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 14:57, Reply)

yeah, why not

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 15:01, Reply)

Hole In The Wall
only it's a real wall, and the hole is strung with cheesewire. And the water is full of electric eels.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 14:57, Reply)