I bought a book yesterday and I shall read it tonight.
EVEN THOUGH TONIGHT IS THE SEASON PREMIER OF SECRET DIARY OF A CALL GIRL
but only because I don't have my ID to buy booze for when I watch it :((((((((((
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 20:25, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Only losers drink alcohol Kristine
Oh my god I've had about five slugs of my (pint) drink and I'm having trouble focusing.

I am such a fucking lightweight.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 7 Apr 2011, 20:27, Reply)

less thinkin' more drinkin'
you big loser
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 20:32, Reply)

I haven't watched it but I believe it's shit.

( girlinthehole, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 20:28, Reply)

Why do you believe that Blousie?
*Because you want to.
Because you want to!*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 20:30, Reply)

Pfft!
An adaptation of the book, The crimson petal and the white started yesterday. Much better IMHO.
( girlinthehole, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 20:31, Reply)

Why d'ya wanna play that song so loud?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 20:32, Reply)

It's got Billie Piper in all manner of saucy outfits and sexual adventures
therefore it fucking kicks arse.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 20:30, Reply)

she has too many teeth to be sexy
and she snogged david tennant, so I hate her on principle.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 7 Apr 2011, 20:32, Reply)

^this
Too much teeth and hair.
( girlinthehole, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 20:33, Reply)

omfg the HAIR
I want it :((
and I'd snog her toothless, she is so fine smh
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 20:34, Reply)

I worry about you sometimes.

( girlinthehole, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 20:44, Reply)

why's that then

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 20:44, Reply)

You have dubious taste in women and probably men too.

( girlinthehole, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 20:45, Reply)

+ music.
Don't forget the music.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 20:48, Reply)

I wouldn't make you listen to it, so why begrudge me for what I like?
I just don't understand this.
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 20:51, Reply)

you fancy a man that looks like a tramp

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 20:50, Reply)

Hahahaha!
Touche!
( girlinthehole, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 20:51, Reply)

too many teeth?
are you high?
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 20:34, Reply)

She seems unable to speak properly
around the teeth she has
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 7 Apr 2011, 20:43, Reply)

she has a gorgeous voice

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 20:44, Reply)

She's from Swindon for gods sake!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 20:48, Reply)

And she snogged David Tennant
the slag.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 7 Apr 2011, 20:50, Reply)

*from america*
*doesn't know or care what this means*
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 20:50, Reply)

oh mah gawd
she is so UGH fucking hawt
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 20:32, Reply)

This is wrong
This is very, very wrong.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 7 Apr 2011, 20:33, Reply)

Get someone else to buy booze for you
if your local happy-juice shop are too fucking bent to just sell you drink without ID.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 20:29, Reply)

do you know how annoying that is?
I'm going to have to have someone buy my cigarettes AND booze for the next 2 weeks until I get my drivers license back
ffs
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 20:33, Reply)

Do you use the same shop on a regular basis?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 20:34, Reply)

yes and they check my dog goned ID every time
no lie!
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 20:35, Reply)

Why would they do that if they know you?
You aren't going to get younger each time you go there. Or do you live in opposite land.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 20:37, Reply)

because ABC laws are so strict
if you're caught selling to minors then you have mega fines and possibly jail time
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 20:38, Reply)

ABC laws?
What have African Bum Cleaners got to do with the same of booze.

*Demands answers*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 20:41, Reply)

I think they're more stringent in merkin land about these things Jeff.

( girlinthehole, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 20:38, Reply)

Just a shame they aren't a bit more stringent when it comes to dropping bombs.
*Friendly fire lols*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 20:41, Reply)

yeh
my cousin died at a houseparty and the guy that supplied the booze was sent to court and was sentenced with community service, he had to go to schools in our area to talk about underage drinking and what happened
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 20:46, Reply)

*deleted for being bad*




Sorry for your loss. I'm drunk, so I'm being stupid.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 7 Apr 2011, 20:48, Reply)

that wasn't very nice

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 20:52, Reply)

it wasn't
and i apologise, unreservedly.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 7 Apr 2011, 20:54, Reply)

no worries love, it's b3ta

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:11, Reply)

*still worries*

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:13, Reply)

DON'T I once said people shouldn't put their business on here if they're not prepared for people to comment
and I mean it, it's just b3ta
have another drink :)
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:23, Reply)