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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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There was a LARPer on The Weakest Link tonight.
They really will let any old twat on there these days, won't they?

Alt: Shall I watch 10 o'clock show or Question Time tonight?
(, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 17:55, 155 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
I assume this was a slight against DF, but Lab and Crunchy are gonna bite you.

(, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 17:57, Reply)
and me
I fucking love larping
(, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 17:58, Reply)
chomp!

(, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 18:01, Reply)
+y is a rapist.

(, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 18:02, Reply)
Larpers though, better they stab each other with plastic in the woods
than with real weapons.
(, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 17:59, Reply)
they are foam not plastic
and we don't stab

/pendant
(, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 18:01, Reply)
sorry, I don't know the rules

(, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 18:02, Reply)
well the first one is
no stabbing. I do have a crossbow, though. That's fun
(, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 18:03, Reply)
Nerf Herder!

(, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 19:18, Reply)
first rule of LARP club is....etc

(, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 18:13, Reply)
..is that you only talk about larp club
and nothing else, at the expense of any other friendship, relationship or job... sigh
(, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 18:15, Reply)
LIGHTNING BOLT LIGHTNING BOLT LIGHTNING BOLT

(, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 18:05, Reply)


(, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 18:20, Reply)
^this, also

(, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 18:30, Reply)
really? I wonder if it's someone I know

(, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 18:01, Reply)
I think his name was Andy?
Speccy, a bit ginger/blond? To be honest, I wasn't paying much attention.

And yes, it was meant as a dig at my Internet Nemesis. I have nothing against LARPing. It's no less sensible than paintballing, and the protagonists put in a damn sight more effort.
(, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 18:07, Reply)
that's OK, then
I guess I'll check on iplayer, but my guess is I'll hear through the larp grapevine if it was someone I know
(, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 18:10, Reply)
Do something useful
b3ta.com/calendar/event/23464

Sign up, winners and sinners, in it to win it etc etc
(, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 18:04, Reply)
you all have shit taste in music

(, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 18:06, Reply)
Listen blud I'm well in2 n-dubz
I sware down
(, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 18:06, Reply)
it's actually not that
and I'm actually starting to get annoyed with the whole "NIE NIE NIIIIIIIIEEEE" thing
(, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 18:10, Reply)
what kind of music is that?

(, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 18:15, Reply)
I've got no idea, although I understand their follow-up hit involved a shrubbery.

(, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 18:49, Reply)
once again I'd love to
but my burner doesn't work proper. I don't want to start writing cheques my computer can't cash
(, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 18:11, Reply)
I was wondering what was happening to this
I've been feverishly stalking the calendar for the last two weeks in case i missed it.

I am well signed up! Last year I sent out 8 CDs and actually got 5 back. Not bad, I thought.
(, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 18:12, Reply)
Aren't you only supposed to send 5?

(, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 18:23, Reply)
Usually
but the organiser had one too, and I did an outside swap with TGA, and I sent one to Prof Kenny as well. So, eight.
(, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 18:31, Reply)
I'm too scatterbrained to guarantee
I'd remember to do it. I have no blank CDs for a start...
(, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 18:13, Reply)
Woo!
I love Randomburn!
(, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 18:18, Reply)
i watched dorian gray the other night
it gave me the horn and the fear
(, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 18:06, Reply)
great film I thought
I love the book
(, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 18:10, Reply)
haven't read it, may try that next

(, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 18:14, Reply)
I watched Cloverfield the other morning
and really enjoyed it. Half my friends said it was shit, the other half loved it.
(, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 19:10, Reply)
I'm firmly in the 'loved it' camp
But I didn't properly follow *everything* till I read all the articles about it.
(, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 19:34, Reply)
I just signed up to Randomburn.
Is one expected to give one's real name, or should I expect a CD addressed to The Mighty G Dizzle?
(, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 18:44, Reply)
yes

(, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 18:55, Reply)
I didn't send my name last year, and the package wouldn't fit through the door
Wasn't the most fun going to the post office to pick up a package addressed to 'Mr Antichrist'
(, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 19:27, Reply)
comedylols
Didn't someone on here have to admit defeat when they refused to give out a parcel addressed to Mr *b3taname* because he didn't have ID in that name?
(, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 19:36, Reply)
Don't watch anything.
Turn off your tv and go and do something more interesting instead.
(, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 19:41, Reply)
I'm doodling! :)

(, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 19:50, Reply)
I'm drinking zider.

(, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 19:53, Reply)
best of all the tramp juices

(, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 19:54, Reply)
Hell yeah!
Summer is threatening to turn up and I don't really drink as much red wine in the summer.
(, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 19:56, Reply)
I'm thinking about Kamikazes tonight
In fact, I may even start before food. This is sure to be a successful plan.
(, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 19:56, Reply)
Kamikazes ?

(, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 19:57, Reply)
one measure each:
vodka, triple sec, lime juice. You're meant to take it as a shot, but I like to top it up with seven up and make a long drink out of it. Very refreshing and quite yummy.
(, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 20:00, Reply)
Anything with vodka is ok by me.
Btw, whereabouts in the UK do you live?
(, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 20:02, Reply)
Weston super Mare
Somerset. Lovely and green and stuff.

Just taken my first hit of Kamikaze, and it's taken the back of my throat out. I am not a drinker.
(, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 20:11, Reply)
Haha!
Better get some grub fast.
(, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 20:17, Reply)
I've got a man on that
right the fuck now!
(, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 20:19, Reply)
I'd love to find someone who can cook.
I can cook but I don't enjoy it like some people.
(, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 20:21, Reply)
I enjoy baking
and to a certain extent, cooking. But I certainly wouldn't want to do it every day. Luckily mr b3th is a good cook and actually enjoys doing it, so I just let him.
(, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 20:23, Reply)
It was a bit of a shock to find so many guys on B3ta who love cooking.

(, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 20:30, Reply)
Its a lack of female company that means without a love of cooking, we'd all starve to death.

(, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 20:32, Reply)
You like cooking though don't you?

(, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 20:35, Reply)
I love cooking!

(, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 20:47, Reply)
I'm quite enjoying it
I still like takeout and the occasional carvery visit when I'm feeling lazy though.
(, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 20:55, Reply)
What happened to real men, Blousie?
We're surrounded by woofters.
(, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 20:32, Reply)
I'm the last person you should be asking that.
My luck with guys is appalling.
(, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 20:37, Reply)
Yay! Blousie. *Big waves*
Where have you been?
(, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 19:57, Reply)
I'm not talking to you.

(, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 19:58, Reply)
Why not?

(, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 19:58, Reply)
I disappeared for three days and you didn't notice.

(, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 20:00, Reply)
I did notice.
Promise.
(, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 20:01, Reply)
We all noticed.
Personally, I just assumed you had a life or something. It's not something I'm familiar with myself, but I know some people have them.
(, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 20:02, Reply)
^ this.

(, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 20:03, Reply)
Also
you didn't say anything about my count picture up there ^, so I'm not sure I'm talkingto you either.
(, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 20:14, Reply)
Sorry.
Did you make it yourself?
(, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 20:28, Reply)
Yes.
Yes I did. I demand validation immediately.
(, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 20:29, Reply)
I award 10 bolts of lightning.

(, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 20:31, Reply)
Well, that's alright then.

(, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 20:34, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=5l7KbMVdN7E
(, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 20:36, Reply)
I was really down for a while but I'm ok now.

(, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 20:03, Reply)
Poor you.
Are you feeling brighter now?
(, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 20:04, Reply)
I am.
I've been watching lambing live on BBC2 and this has helped.
(, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 20:05, Reply)
I've got BBC3 on so far, it's shit.
We are 6 minutes into the show and neither Hightower or the bloke what does the funny noises have been on.
(, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 20:06, Reply)
haha!
I thought it was the film.
(, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 20:07, Reply)
So far, it is providing quite watchable.

(, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 20:09, Reply)
Enhance your life!
www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b00k99th/Cloudspotting/
(, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 20:07, Reply)
Really?
Fuck me, why?
(, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 20:12, Reply)
Ickle baby lambs innit.

(, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 20:17, Reply)
as mr b3th just pointed out
ickle baby lambs that are going to be tasty, tasty dinner soon.
(, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 20:18, Reply)
Learnt a few interesting things too.

(, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 20:22, Reply)
cute lamb in Hannibal Lecter skin suit lols

(, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 20:45, Reply)
because you matted up her dog's hair.
Bad boy, Jeffie! Bad boy! Go to your bed!
(, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 20:00, Reply)
Blousie!
I missed you earlier, sorry. *ensnuggles*
(, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 19:50, Reply)
I read that as earsnuggles and thought yeah! I'd try that : )
How are you madam?
(, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 19:53, Reply)
Pretty good, ta. You?
I'm supposed to be working, but I've run out of steam and have given up till tomorrow.
(, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 19:55, Reply)
I'm better than I was a few days ago.
I did well at the gym today which has helped.
(, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 19:57, Reply)
I bought a book yesterday and I shall read it tonight.
EVEN THOUGH TONIGHT IS THE SEASON PREMIER OF SECRET DIARY OF A CALL GIRL
but only because I don't have my ID to buy booze for when I watch it :((((((((((
(, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 20:25, Reply)
Only losers drink alcohol Kristine
Oh my god I've had about five slugs of my (pint) drink and I'm having trouble focusing.

I am such a fucking lightweight.
(, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 20:27, Reply)
less thinkin' more drinkin'
you big loser
(, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 20:32, Reply)
I haven't watched it but I believe it's shit.

(, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 20:28, Reply)
Why do you believe that Blousie?
*Because you want to.
Because you want to!*
(, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 20:30, Reply)
Pfft!
An adaptation of the book, The crimson petal and the white started yesterday. Much better IMHO.
(, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 20:31, Reply)
Why d'ya wanna play that song so loud?

(, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 20:32, Reply)
It's got Billie Piper in all manner of saucy outfits and sexual adventures
therefore it fucking kicks arse.
(, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 20:30, Reply)
she has too many teeth to be sexy
and she snogged david tennant, so I hate her on principle.
(, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 20:32, Reply)
^this
Too much teeth and hair.
(, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 20:33, Reply)
omfg the HAIR
I want it :((
and I'd snog her toothless, she is so fine smh
(, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 20:34, Reply)
I worry about you sometimes.

(, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 20:44, Reply)
why's that then

(, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 20:44, Reply)
You have dubious taste in women and probably men too.

(, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 20:45, Reply)
+ music.
Don't forget the music.
(, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 20:48, Reply)
I wouldn't make you listen to it, so why begrudge me for what I like?
I just don't understand this.
(, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 20:51, Reply)
you fancy a man that looks like a tramp

(, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 20:50, Reply)
Hahahaha!
Touche!
(, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 20:51, Reply)
too many teeth?
are you high?
(, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 20:34, Reply)
She seems unable to speak properly
around the teeth she has
(, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 20:43, Reply)
she has a gorgeous voice

(, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 20:44, Reply)
She's from Swindon for gods sake!

(, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 20:48, Reply)
And she snogged David Tennant
the slag.
(, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 20:50, Reply)
*from america*
*doesn't know or care what this means*
(, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 20:50, Reply)
oh mah gawd
she is so UGH fucking hawt
(, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 20:32, Reply)
This is wrong
This is very, very wrong.
(, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 20:33, Reply)
Get someone else to buy booze for you
if your local happy-juice shop are too fucking bent to just sell you drink without ID.
(, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 20:29, Reply)
do you know how annoying that is?
I'm going to have to have someone buy my cigarettes AND booze for the next 2 weeks until I get my drivers license back
ffs
(, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 20:33, Reply)
Do you use the same shop on a regular basis?

(, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 20:34, Reply)
yes and they check my dog goned ID every time
no lie!
(, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 20:35, Reply)
Why would they do that if they know you?
You aren't going to get younger each time you go there. Or do you live in opposite land.
(, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 20:37, Reply)
because ABC laws are so strict
if you're caught selling to minors then you have mega fines and possibly jail time
(, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 20:38, Reply)
ABC laws?
What have African Bum Cleaners got to do with the same of booze.

*Demands answers*
(, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 20:41, Reply)
I think they're more stringent in merkin land about these things Jeff.

(, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 20:38, Reply)
Just a shame they aren't a bit more stringent when it comes to dropping bombs.
*Friendly fire lols*
(, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 20:41, Reply)
yeh
my cousin died at a houseparty and the guy that supplied the booze was sent to court and was sentenced with community service, he had to go to schools in our area to talk about underage drinking and what happened
(, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 20:46, Reply)

*deleted for being bad*




Sorry for your loss. I'm drunk, so I'm being stupid.
(, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 20:48, Reply)
that wasn't very nice

(, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 20:52, Reply)
it wasn't
and i apologise, unreservedly.
(, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 20:54, Reply)
no worries love, it's b3ta

(, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:11, Reply)
*still worries*

(, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:13, Reply)
DON'T I once said people shouldn't put their business on here if they're not prepared for people to comment
and I mean it, it's just b3ta
have another drink :)
(, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:23, Reply)
It's alright everyone, I'm here now!
*puts Wham's 'Freedom' on the stereogram*
Dooo, doo dooo, dood'n dood'n doooooooo
(Dooo, doo dooo)
Woah-oh-ooooooh
(Dooo, doo dooo)
Doo dood'n dood'n doooo doo doo dooooo dooooeeooooo

Ev'ry day ah hear a diff'rent stor-reee, people sayin' that ya no good foooor meeeeeee.

COME ON, GET DOWN!
(, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 20:42, Reply)
I am stupidly, enbarrassingly drunk
on half a pint of drink. This does not bpode well for the end of the month.
(, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 20:43, Reply)
Shurrup I'm dancing like Goldie Hawn on Hullabaloo!
^ this will also be my respong when you're throwing your ring up in Aunty Mary's sink.

EDIT: RESPONG!
(, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 20:45, Reply)
DJ finds us embarrassing at the best of times
when I am drunk he will totally disown me.

And I giggle. A lot.

*giggles*#

*falls over*
(, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 20:46, Reply)
*steps over you*
*bops*
*realises*
*cries*
(, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 20:47, Reply)
*gets down*
*gets funky*
(, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 20:44, Reply)
Are you Pepsi or Shirley?

(, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 20:45, Reply)
I can't drink diet coke any more cause it gives me spots
So I'm definitely Pepsi.

*giggles*

*falls over*
(, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 20:47, Reply)
Ooo! Pepsi.
I'm never going to be a blonde type.
(, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 20:50, Reply)
you mean you're a darki?
*de-friends*
(, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 20:52, Reply)
I will be soon.
I've started on the sunbed today for my hols.
(, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 20:53, Reply)
You've really got it about you this evening.

(, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 20:54, Reply)
She's on fire tonight.

(, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 20:56, Reply)
shall i stfu?``
i don't drink very often, and i have no tolerance for it.

*worries*
(, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 20:56, Reply)
I reckon the hubby is in for a good time tonight : )

(, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 20:58, Reply)
IT'S FRIDAY FRIDAY GOTTA GET DOWN ON FRIDAY

(, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 20:45, Reply)
HOW COULD YOU!

(, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 20:45, Reply)
oh I'm so sorry
*sniggers*
(, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 20:53, Reply)
Eeeeeevvil

(, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 20:55, Reply)

www.definitionofhell.com/
(, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:07, Reply)
There's no way I'm clicking that

(, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:08, Reply)
Ah gwan gwan gwan
you know you want to.

It is relevant to this subthread.
(, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:14, Reply)
Don't do it Roota!
It's a trap!!!!!
(, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:19, Reply)
D:

(, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:22, Reply)

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