I hear they're going to be producing a "Jeff-Aged" cider shortly.
Well, he is.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 9:16, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Haha.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 9:19, Reply)

Don't you start either.
My pain comes from drinking here.

www.applecider.co.uk/
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 9:23, Reply)

Oi.
Who have you got today?

(I've retired to my pit now, I've got the GP qualification on and I'm going to have a snooze)
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 9:20, Reply)

The Mackems
We haven't lost in 5 and won last week; they've got 1 point from their last 7 games and lost 5-0 last week; our only clean sheet this season came in our home game against them last year when Odemwingie's goal won it 18 hours after signing for us.

So all the omens suggest we'll get spanked. How about you?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 9:24, Reply)

Barnsley away.
A 0-0 will be a good result. It's one of those games we can easily lose.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 9:27, Reply)

if you can't win against barnsley
you might as well fucking give up.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 9 Apr 2011, 9:57, Reply)

I forgot you have Hodgson now. I still think he's an utter cunt for stringing us up at the start of the season.
Small matter of a game at Old Trafford today, I can't think of anything I care about less. Just give them a 2-0 bye and be done with it.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 9:30, Reply)

Hard to turn down Liverpool I suspect
but it worked out well for us :)

We drew with Manure at theirs, no reason you can't too.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 9:43, Reply)

Don't blame him at all for going.
It's the manner in which he did it. "I'm not leaving"....then ten days before the start of the season he fucks off leaving us in the lurch.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 9:54, Reply)

We've had the same with TonyMowbray
When we went down last time, he was playing up the "Loyalty is important" to stop our best players leaving. Week before the season starts, Celtic come knocking and off he goes... Mind you, di Matteo was a pretty impressive replacement.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 10:10, Reply)

You should have appointed Steve Coppell.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 11:44, Reply)

As opposed to Hughes?
Don't think Coppell is Premiership material really.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 12:09, Reply)