I can't do stuff on demand.
I have to be coerced.
( girlinthehole, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 21:36, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

What prompted your cat to have a fight with the dogs?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 21:39, Reply)

Because instead of staying on the wall safe and sound, the daft sod jumped down into the back yard where the dogs where.
They were on a lead but not a short lead thus causing havoc and giving my mum a bad rope burn on her leg.
( girlinthehole, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 21:40, Reply)

Aren't the dogs and cats used to each other now?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 21:42, Reply)

Nope.
The dogs don't go into my house because they can smell the cats and they go crazy.
( girlinthehole, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 21:43, Reply)

Have you ever been tempted to dress either Biscuit or Benji up in a squirrel outfit.
Just to see what happens.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 21:44, Reply)

No

( girlinthehole, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 21:45, Reply)

You should.
It'll be mint.

You could film it on your phone and put it on YouTube.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 21:47, Reply)

I don't need to dress them up to be entertaining.

( girlinthehole, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 21:48, Reply)

Are they still being overly protective when you go out walking

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 21:49, Reply)

Yup! more so with my mother.
It's very hit and miss though.
( girlinthehole, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 21:51, Reply)

Is no-one going to coerce me?

( girlinthehole, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 21:39, Reply)

^

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 21:39, Reply)

I've been trying to think of a "coerce" strikethrough
but I'm drawing a blank.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 21:44, Reply)

Wait wait I got one
co s
+vi
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 21:45, Reply)

I've had a bottle of wine so I'm fucked if I can work it out.

( girlinthehole, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 21:47, Reply)

Service
Was the answer.

What sory of wine have you got?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 21:48, Reply)

Cheap plonk.
Valpolicella but I've eaten so much I've eaten myself sober.
( girlinthehole, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 21:49, Reply)

What was on the nom list today?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 21:50, Reply)

I had an early tea of salad, chicken and new potatoes.
Then at 8pm I had pizza and chips : /

I feel sick.
( girlinthehole, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 21:52, Reply)

What time did you have the chicken?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 21:53, Reply)

About 5pm.
I hadn't eaten much today. I think it was just comfort eating.
( girlinthehole, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 21:55, Reply)

Have a tune.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=PjKtQO3IPrk

It's a sunny song.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 21:57, Reply)

Yeah!
*bops*
( girlinthehole, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 22:04, Reply)

Have another you won't have heard in a while
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GAEcx5WoAPc
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 22:05, Reply)

It's like being 15 again.
I hated being 15.
( girlinthehole, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 22:16, Reply)

What age were you happiest?
I'll find tunes from then.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 22:17, Reply)

Good God! now your asking a difficult question.
*thinks back*
( girlinthehole, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 22:19, Reply)

....waits......

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 22:21, Reply)

SON OF A MOTHERLESS WHORE
WHY DID MATCH OF THE DAY START AT 22:15? WHY WERE WE ON FIRST?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 22:40, Reply)

I sense a football thread developing so I'm off to bed.
Goodnight all.
( girlinthehole, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 22:41, Reply)

:(

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 22:46, Reply)

I'm recording it.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 22:41, Reply)

watching on iPlayer
On the other hand, whenever we win I torrent it and snip out our match for my own highlight folder, so it's not like I'm going to not see it.

I was just planning on sitting down with a glass of scotch and watching it live, tune in at 10:30 and we're halfway through!
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 22:44, Reply)

That was a lot of effort!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 21:47, Reply)