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Saturday night natter.
GO! GO! GO!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 21:33, 124 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
I can't do stuff on demand.
I have to be coerced.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 21:36, Reply)
What prompted your cat to have a fight with the dogs?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 21:39, Reply)
Because instead of staying on the wall safe and sound, the daft sod jumped down into the back yard where the dogs where.
They were on a lead but not a short lead thus causing havoc and giving my mum a bad rope burn on her leg.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 21:40, Reply)
Aren't the dogs and cats used to each other now?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 21:42, Reply)
Nope.
The dogs don't go into my house because they can smell the cats and they go crazy.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 21:43, Reply)
Have you ever been tempted to dress either Biscuit or Benji up in a squirrel outfit.
Just to see what happens.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 21:44, Reply)
No

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 21:45, Reply)
You should.
It'll be mint.

You could film it on your phone and put it on YouTube.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 21:47, Reply)
I don't need to dress them up to be entertaining.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 21:48, Reply)
Are they still being overly protective when you go out walking

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 21:49, Reply)
Yup! more so with my mother.
It's very hit and miss though.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 21:51, Reply)
Is no-one going to coerce me?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 21:39, Reply)
^

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 21:39, Reply)
I've been trying to think of a "coerce" strikethrough
but I'm drawing a blank.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 21:44, Reply)
Wait wait I got one
co s
+vi
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 21:45, Reply)
I've had a bottle of wine so I'm fucked if I can work it out.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 21:47, Reply)
Service
Was the answer.

What sory of wine have you got?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 21:48, Reply)
Cheap plonk.
Valpolicella but I've eaten so much I've eaten myself sober.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 21:49, Reply)
What was on the nom list today?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 21:50, Reply)
I had an early tea of salad, chicken and new potatoes.
Then at 8pm I had pizza and chips : /

I feel sick.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 21:52, Reply)
What time did you have the chicken?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 21:53, Reply)
About 5pm.
I hadn't eaten much today. I think it was just comfort eating.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 21:55, Reply)
Have a tune.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=PjKtQO3IPrk

It's a sunny song.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 21:57, Reply)
Yeah!
*bops*
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 22:04, Reply)
Have another you won't have heard in a while
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GAEcx5WoAPc
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 22:05, Reply)
It's like being 15 again.
I hated being 15.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 22:16, Reply)
What age were you happiest?
I'll find tunes from then.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 22:17, Reply)
Good God! now your asking a difficult question.
*thinks back*
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 22:19, Reply)
....waits......

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 22:21, Reply)
SON OF A MOTHERLESS WHORE
WHY DID MATCH OF THE DAY START AT 22:15? WHY WERE WE ON FIRST?
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 22:40, Reply)
I sense a football thread developing so I'm off to bed.
Goodnight all.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 22:41, Reply)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 22:46, Reply)
I'm recording it.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 22:41, Reply)
watching on iPlayer
On the other hand, whenever we win I torrent it and snip out our match for my own highlight folder, so it's not like I'm going to not see it.

I was just planning on sitting down with a glass of scotch and watching it live, tune in at 10:30 and we're halfway through!
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 22:44, Reply)
That was a lot of effort!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 21:47, Reply)
I had a cracking day.
Full of sexy people and frozen products.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 21:46, Reply)
Do you work weekends at the Sperm Bank?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 21:47, Reply)
Hahaha no sperm involved!
I had frozen yoghurt and a calippo and a Twister.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 21:48, Reply)
Do they still make Funny Feet?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 21:49, Reply)
I have no idea!

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 21:53, Reply)
They probably don't make them anymore.
Which is a shame, as they were nice.

What flavour calippo did you have?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 21:55, Reply)
Orange, the only one there
though lemon lime is obviously the best, followed by cola.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 22:04, Reply)
I don't care for the calippo.
They remind me too much of Jubbly ice 'shape' from my youth.

I didn't like them either (I haven't seen a Jubbly in years, I wonder if Lighty or Blousie remember them?)
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 22:07, Reply)
I remember Jubblys.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 22:11, Reply)
They lasted hours.
I don't remember them being very nice either.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 22:15, Reply)
sounds like breasts to me

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 22:31, Reply)
They didn't look anything like any tits I've ever seen.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 22:42, Reply)
Maybe 50's breasts

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 22:51, Reply)
Better than sexy products and frozen people.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 21:48, Reply)
Sexy products I could live with.
And you can always...warm frozen people up.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 21:49, Reply)
... in the microwave

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 21:54, Reply)
It'll be a blast!

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 21:54, Reply)
I prefer to use body heat.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 21:56, Reply)
you'll be ages making popcorn that way

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 21:59, Reply)
Everything good in life is worth waiting for.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 22:05, Reply)
but it'll be gooey!

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 22:11, Reply)
Like this?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1Zr82WLYLo
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 22:15, Reply)
I don't remember this.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 22:17, Reply)
It was shit.
And very northern.

What was your favourite 'rush home from school to see' kids show.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 22:18, Reply)
I can't think of anything offhand.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 22:22, Reply)
This makes me said.
Do you remember this www.youtube.com/watch?v=2YN0QA_h9Tk
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 22:23, Reply)
Nope.
I think I've had too many drugs.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 22:27, Reply)
What years did you lose to the MDs?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 22:28, Reply)
Pretty much anything before 1999 is a bit hazy.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 22:31, Reply)
Did you take Prince seriously?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 22:32, Reply)
Hang on. I've miscalculated.
1997
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 22:36, Reply)
Post Madchester but back in the game for BritPop?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 22:42, Reply)
i kind of recognise the theme
but I don't remember anything else about it
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 22:17, Reply)
What about this.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=lP5u8b1L9LA&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 22:19, Reply)
why would I *not* remember that?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 22:24, Reply)
You tell me.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 22:27, Reply)
head wound?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 22:31, Reply)
No.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 22:33, Reply)
head wound.?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 22:35, Reply)
No.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 22:42, Reply)
I like this

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 22:53, Reply)
evening!
I'm scrubbing myself up and no longer smell of chlorine and bbq smoke
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 22:11, Reply)
Have you been burning bodies again?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 22:14, Reply)
yeah, but this time ones from the local swimming pool

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 22:18, Reply)
you are Barrymore's groundskeeper AICMFP

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 22:21, Reply)
hahahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 22:21, Reply)
+and reward from the Sun

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 22:25, Reply)
I don't recall the body burning instructions being mentioned.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxnUrCNnzNA&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 22:21, Reply)
Bitches

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 22:42, Reply)
is that us, or are you having lady problems?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 22:45, Reply)
that's how I say hello now.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 22:50, Reply)
ah!
Not even 'sup Bitches?!
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 22:50, Reply)
economy of words

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 23:01, Reply)
period pains

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 22:51, Reply)
Alright Spaz?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 22:49, Reply)
all good you?

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 22:50, Reply)
I'm being good and staying in.
How are the new drums treating you?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 22:52, Reply)
yeah they are nice, still waiting to add and change some bits.
I have been burning things in a field and drinking cider. It was like being a teenager again.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 22:54, Reply)
What did you set fire to?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 22:58, Reply)

wood. Just had a bbq and a big bonfire.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 23:01, Reply)
evening B
How'd the Arse do? I don't only ask so that you will be reminded of how we did, I'm genuinely interested.

Oh wait, they don't play until tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 22:54, Reply)
playing tomorrow you spastic goon burger.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 22:57, Reply)
8 games left and you don't play on a Saturday again this season
How fucked up is that?
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 23:00, Reply)
I know, but our season is over. Wenger is a plum. I want Guardiola.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 23:00, Reply)
I hear Roberto di Matteo is available

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 23:02, Reply)
pfffft Guardiola or Mourinho.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 23:05, Reply)
I suspect neither is interested in an also-ran
I mean, good Lord, we took 4 points off you this season.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 23:43, Reply)
Van Helsing on tv
I've driven everyone else out of the room
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 22:55, Reply)
it's a terrible film!
I saw it at the cinema. I still want my £5 back

also, hello!
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 22:56, Reply)
evening :)
I love it personally, but my taste is suspect.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 23:01, Reply)
It's cheesy but it knows it is
if everyone chews the scenery a film gains a certain entertainment value from that.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 23:04, Reply)
this is very true
the accents, the clothes it's all just a bit of fun
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 23:06, Reply)
It's amazing.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 23:51, Reply)
you watching it at the moment?
I'm watching it on the +1
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 23:55, Reply)
put your pants back on
Hugh Jackman isn't *that* sexy.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 22:57, Reply)
Evening Amberl.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 22:57, Reply)
evening Jeff
how're you doing?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 23:01, Reply)
I've recovered from the excess of last night.
But I'm going to be good for the rest of the weekend.

You had any fun this weekend?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 23:06, Reply)
glad you're feeling better
no fun at all, been very quiet.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 23:08, Reply)
Watched any trash over the weekend?
(Did you find Hotel Babylon)
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 23:10, Reply)
Watched nothing but trash
loads of Crystal Maze and Ninja Warriors
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 23:13, Reply)
Did you know that the 'gold' credits in the crystal dome
Were actually silver credits that had been spray painted?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 23:17, Reply)
I am sad enough to know that
I am also sad enough to kind of want one of the jackets they used
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 23:20, Reply)
Can you get them anywhere?
Or do you just wear a lumberjack shirt now and again when you need your Maze fix
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 23:22, Reply)
I had a quick look on ebay
but nothing doing. It's also funny that 3 or 4 members of my family keep asking me disbelievingly 'you don't really like it do you?'
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 23:28, Reply)
mum asks that whenever Van Helsing gets put on the DVD player.

(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 9 Apr 2011, 23:31, Reply)
what makes it even funnier
is when Dracula says 'you don't remember me do you?' I made a rohypronol joke, and if you take it in that light the rest of the scene becomes much creepier 'have you never wondered why you have such awful nightmares, memories of things that never happened.'
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 23:50, Reply)
I laughed
most B3tan!
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 23:57, Reply)
it's 8:30 in the morning
and it's SUNNY as anything. which is surprising - cos it's going to rain later.
I dunno what to do with myself.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 9 Apr 2011, 23:25, Reply)

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