Van Helsing on tv
I've driven everyone else out of the room
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 22:55, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

it's a terrible film!
I saw it at the cinema. I still want my £5 back

also, hello!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 22:56, Reply)

evening :)
I love it personally, but my taste is suspect.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 23:01, Reply)

It's cheesy but it knows it is
if everyone chews the scenery a film gains a certain entertainment value from that.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 23:04, Reply)

this is very true
the accents, the clothes it's all just a bit of fun
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 23:06, Reply)

It's amazing.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 23:51, Reply)

you watching it at the moment?
I'm watching it on the +1
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 23:55, Reply)

put your pants back on
Hugh Jackman isn't *that* sexy.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 22:57, Reply)

Evening Amberl.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 22:57, Reply)

evening Jeff
how're you doing?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 23:01, Reply)

I've recovered from the excess of last night.
But I'm going to be good for the rest of the weekend.

You had any fun this weekend?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 23:06, Reply)

glad you're feeling better
no fun at all, been very quiet.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 23:08, Reply)

Watched any trash over the weekend?
(Did you find Hotel Babylon)
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 23:10, Reply)

Watched nothing but trash
loads of Crystal Maze and Ninja Warriors
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 23:13, Reply)

Did you know that the 'gold' credits in the crystal dome
Were actually silver credits that had been spray painted?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 23:17, Reply)

I am sad enough to know that
I am also sad enough to kind of want one of the jackets they used
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 23:20, Reply)

Can you get them anywhere?
Or do you just wear a lumberjack shirt now and again when you need your Maze fix
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 23:22, Reply)

I had a quick look on ebay
but nothing doing. It's also funny that 3 or 4 members of my family keep asking me disbelievingly 'you don't really like it do you?'
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 23:28, Reply)

mum asks that whenever Van Helsing gets put on the DVD player.

(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 9 Apr 2011, 23:31, Reply)

what makes it even funnier
is when Dracula says 'you don't remember me do you?' I made a rohypronol joke, and if you take it in that light the rest of the scene becomes much creepier 'have you never wondered why you have such awful nightmares, memories of things that never happened.'
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 23:50, Reply)

I laughed
most B3tan!
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 23:57, Reply)