I haven't but everytime we venture out of london we look sad that we have to give bus drivers money

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 9:08, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

They are allegedly doing an Oyster scheme on the Metro up here
It will not work
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 9:09, Reply)

But it's so easy and convenient!

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 9:11, Reply)

Most of the stations are open and unmanned, meaning people will just walk past the barriers

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 9:12, Reply)

well they will have to install oyster barriers
Not barriers made of oysters, obviously. That would be weirdly cool though....
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 9:13, Reply)

Might smell a bit

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 9:14, Reply)

Giving bus drivers actual money is confusing and feels expensive
plus I usually only have £50 notes in my money clip because I'm soooo rich and they then don't have change so I throw the 50 at their face and shout "I could buy you!" and storm up to the front of the top deck to pretend that I'm flying.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 9:10, Reply)

*psst*
On the bus?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 9:11, Reply)

Give Apey his login back RSwipe

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 9:14, Reply)