I see there's a signed first edition of Mein Kampf up for auction, estimated to get £30k.
Anyone want a slightly damaged kidney?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 9:41, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I would recommend that you sell other people's kidneys
But I'm not sure you could afford to buy enough ice to fill a bath.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 9:41, Reply)

This is true.
Damn.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 9:43, Reply)

Two 1-bed flats in my block have gone for £250k in the past month though.
This is fucking preposterous.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 9:45, Reply)

That is crazy
I saw a 1 bed flat around High Street Kensington up for £1.75m the other day...
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 9:46, Reply)

You've seen my flat - quarter of a fucking million quid?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 9:48, Reply)

Ridicularse

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 9:51, Reply)

I'll give you a tenner for your kidney.
I'd imagine my body would reject a healthy replacement.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 9:43, Reply)

YESSSSSS.
Just £29,990 to go!!!!!!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 9:44, Reply)

Good weekend?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 9:45, Reply)

Fucking great, thank you.
I took Friday off so it was a long'un, too. You?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 9:46, Reply)

I got cunted on cloudy cider and vodka on Friday
So bar a visit to the bookies on Saturday, it was a couple of days of sober reflection.

Did you have your daughter over the weekend?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 9:49, Reply)

I saw her yesterday but failed to have my 'overnight visits' meeting.
I have cleaned my house to within an inch of its life (I don't actually think my flat is alive, but you know what I mean) in hope, though. This may well prove a pointless activity but it's nice to have a spotless gaff anyway...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 9:51, Reply)

I think you might run out of organs before you reach your target

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 9:46, Reply)

Watch out, people of Whitechapel....that's all I'm saying.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 9:47, Reply)

ask mummy to buy it you for yor birthday

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 9:53, Reply)

My mummy is in India at the moment.
She flew out on Saturday - the night before she left she....went out for a curry.

In God's name WHY? Curry in Winchester is really shit, as well.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 9:58, Reply)

I'm lead to believe that Indian curry features much less meat than we see over here
*something about this not bothering your mother, meat, etc*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 10:03, Reply)

90% of the Indian population are vegetarian so that would be right.
It's only those of Mughal descent ie the muslims that eat meat and there are proportionally fuck all of them. That said even if they weren't all veggie for religious reasons most of 'em couldn't afford meat anyway. The cunts.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 10:06, Reply)

Classic Monty
Impressive level of detail, casual racism and a "cunts" at the end. Bravo.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 10:08, Reply)