Surely the content of the phone call should have established whether or not knocking up has occured?
How odd was this call? If it was odd due to having been conducted in reverse, or Urdu, then I'll forgive your confusion
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 11:43, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

See above.
Like I say, I could be jumping to conclusions. But I've never heard Daffs sound this down, and his insistence on speaking to me face to face is making me very confused.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 11 Apr 2011, 11:47, Reply)

+s
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 11:50, Reply)

When did he last see her?
Maybe he's decided he wants more than just sex and she's replied with "I have a boyfriend now, go away"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 11:51, Reply)

Nah, they've had that conversation a while back, before she went to uni.
She had a boyfriend as well as shagging Daffs, until about a year ago (now that I think about it, they've been at it for about 3 years, not two). For a while, about two years ago, she was on a break from her boyfriend and it looked like they might get together, but then they didn't.

It is like bastarding Hollyoaks around here sometimes, I swear.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 11 Apr 2011, 11:56, Reply)

So she's a fucking slag and he's an imbecile
What a great mummy and daddy they'll be
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 12:00, Reply)

Nice friends to have.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 12:03, Reply)

The ongoing adventures of 'Chelsea' and 'Daffs' in their grim Northern hovel, I just can't wait for the forthcoming updates

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 12:05, Reply)

We'll be 'rolling' in the aisles at their antics, no doubt.
*stony-faced face*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 12:06, Reply)

By heck I've dropped baby again daffs she looks a right mong now, what shud i do?

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 12:10, Reply)

Only more convincing and slightly less attractive, presumably
Present company excepted, of course. I suppose pregnancy is a possibility but would she have told you?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 12:01, Reply)

No, she wouldn't have.
Dear oh dear. I think he's coming to my house at some point soon, so I will know then. It's probably something really boring now.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 11 Apr 2011, 12:03, Reply)

Keep us all informed.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 12:07, Reply)

I for one am on the edge of my seat.

*gets up from seat and walks off*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 12:09, Reply)

You're going to feel really daft if it is about football

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 12:07, Reply)

Nah, it won't be.
Anyway, I am off to the pub. Ta-rah. x
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 11 Apr 2011, 12:11, Reply)