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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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You forgot your lunch box didn't you?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:32, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
The bigger boys took his lunch money off him.
*Gripper Stebson lols*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:33, Reply)
The guys in finance department are always bullying the tec guys.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:35, Reply)
Us techys would kick the shit out of finance
pussies
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:35, Reply)
I've got all the lunchbox you need luv

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:35, Reply)
All I know for certain is you're not shooting blanks.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:36, Reply)
*is confused*
who carries a loaded gun in their lunchbox?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:37, Reply)
Marilyn Manson

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:38, Reply)
What a prick that "man" is

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:38, Reply)
That is a brilliant response
and it saddens me that no-one else is likely to get it
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:40, Reply)
You and Labs are in a alternative gang of two.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:41, Reply)
Best of all the alternative gangs

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:43, Reply)
You could have a series of adventures where you solve crimes
"The Fag Four"
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:44, Reply)
Can I point out one small but insurmountable flaw
in the gag you've obviously been waiting weeks to use?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:47, Reply)
See below for the addtional 2 members
Also, I thought of it just now, that and the Nonce Nine
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:49, Reply)
I particularly like this one
You want to be careful who you say it around though, those Ringwraiths are a short-tempered bunch
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:55, Reply)
I'm sure Kitty would get it too
Maybe Wooks and AA as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:42, Reply)
I should have thought of AA but he'd only have been 6 when that was released
*is suddenly depressed*

Don't know enough about the others' music taste, although Wooks demonstrated an admirable knowledge of the GLC recently
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:44, Reply)
As in 'You knows it', or the Greater London Council?

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:45, Reply)
Safe as fuck

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:46, Reply)
I was a proper clart in the olden days!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:48, Reply)
I wasn't
considering I've never even been sure what a clart is!
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:50, Reply)
Spaaaaa

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:51, Reply)
Or that
Educate me, oh wise Roota
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:54, Reply)
Go on their website.
There used to be a dictionary.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:59, Reply)
I'm so checking that out
Thanks for the tip
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 14:04, Reply)
Clart is mud up here
As in "You are covered in clarts"
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:52, Reply)
Clarty is scruffy in some places.

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:58, Reply)
It is used for that too up here

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 14:00, Reply)
ahem

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:48, Reply)
Manson struck me as a band you might dismiss as "crap"
owing to some of the musicianship being less than proficient
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:51, Reply)
he's done some great stuff
Portrait of an American Family is a stonking album to start with, and there are some great tracks on most of the others too.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:52, Reply)
I completely agree
I was a huge fan up until the Holy Wood album, which is by no means bad in itself
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:54, Reply)
I think that's when I stopped listening
is that the one after Mechanical Animals?
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:55, Reply)
I think so
God, I should know this. Holy Wood was only OK. Golden Age of Grotesque, which followed, was better but it went downhill quickly after that
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:57, Reply)
I liked the Holywood album lots
Never thought I would like MM until I actually stopped taking the piss out of everything my sister liked and grew up and checked some of it out.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:56, Reply)
all the image stuff aside
a lot of the music is pretty good.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:58, Reply)
Most of the lyrics, especially the later stuff, are lazy and terrible

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 14:01, Reply)
heh that is true
a lot of bands have fucking dreadful lyrics
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 14:02, Reply)
*cough*Symposium*cough*

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 14:04, Reply)
I said much the same about Slipknot
I maintain that their self-titled album would have been just as fucking good if it had been made by four blokes called Jerry from Weymouth
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 14:01, Reply)
Slipknot?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=WG_gv7YzIzY
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 14:05, Reply)
How do you know this?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:37, Reply)
His wife is expecting, unless I've got him mixed up with someone else.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:38, Reply)
So "someone" isn't firing blanks

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:38, Reply)
Oi!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:40, Reply)
Has she confirmed that it's his?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:39, Reply)
I just hate to think the worst so I assume it's his.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:39, Reply)
... and oi!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:40, Reply)
This is true
If it turns out to be a boy, it'll have the same name as someone here...
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:39, Reply)
ahh bless
sportscow will love his first day at school
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:40, Reply)
Gonz?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:40, Reply)
I'm flattered mate
Of all the people on telly to name your child after...
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:41, Reply)
I wouldn't be as cruel as that

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:41, Reply)
It is a bit of a shit name, I must admit
Which makes it all the more galling that everyone on B3ta knows it, not just the ones I'm FB friends with
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:46, Reply)
pfft

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:42, Reply)
Is your surname Norwich
And will the middle name of your unborn be

'32, Telecommunications Analyst from'
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:41, Reply)
Is it me,
if so every supply teacher he ever has will pronounce it wrong.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:44, Reply)

R for rapist
A for anal
P for paedo
E for Monty
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:46, Reply)
Actually
I have a mate who shares your unusually spelled first name
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:57, Reply)
He's probably awesome.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:58, Reply)
He is a bit "special"

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:59, Reply)
I might be friends with him, I added all people who shared my first name once while drunk.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 14:01, Reply)
Surname is Mears

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 14:02, Reply)
Nope, was he in Dr Who though?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 14:03, Reply)
I have no idea!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 14:04, Reply)
Call yourself his friend.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 14:05, Reply)
I have no idea how to pronounce you name

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 14:13, Reply)
Brewery without the B
sort of.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 14:15, Reply)
oh...I had it down as having a stronger middle section

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 14:16, Reply)
Yeah, I imagined more emphasis on the "ar" in the middle
But then I live amongst farmers, innit
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 14:23, Reply)
It it due at Christmas?

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:50, Reply)
I think the 4th December would be best

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:52, Reply)
An auspicious date.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:53, Reply)
For the best people

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:53, Reply)
ha ha ha
better rubber up
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:37, Reply)

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