I lured a prostitute to some secluded woodland near my home
and beat her to death with a hammer. Turns out it's fucking illegal! It's political correctness gone mad, I tell you.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 14:53, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Area of outstanding natural beauty and you sullied it with hooker blood
shame on you
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 14:54, Reply)

I hope you were wearing a grim hat.

( thealternativefact, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 14:54, Reply)

Reading this was like someone walking over my grave.
A chill entered my heart.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 14:55, Reply)

...as a hammer entered your frontal lobe.

( thealternativefact, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 14:56, Reply)

The eyes, Clendrix...
the eyes....
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 14:58, Reply)

I know. Don't look.
Sit in the corner and shriek about it instead.
Much more fun.
( thealternativefact, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 15:02, Reply)

Just because you can't see the eyes right now
Doesn't mean they can't see you.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 15:05, Reply)

I approve of you saying this now that we're not trapped next to him.

( thealternativefact, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 15:07, Reply)

HE KISSED MY NECK

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 15:08, Reply)

This is wrong.

( thealternativefact, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 15:09, Reply)

I feel sick

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 15:11, Reply)

I'm barricading myself into my home tonight.
*buys loads of tinned food and a shotgun*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 15:16, Reply)

That won't stop him
Nothing can stop him.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 15:21, Reply)

I am genuinely unsettled by thinking about THE EYES.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 15:29, Reply)

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 15:32, Reply)

He grabbed my arse as well and said I wasn't a true b3tan because I told him not to.
:(
(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 15:35, Reply)

You're lucky he only grabbed your arse.

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 15:35, Reply)

True it was only a four hour shower that night.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 15:36, Reply)

Hahahaha
Just the one bottle of vim and four scourers.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 15:41, Reply)

I don't think the bleach bath would be good for my complextion.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 15:42, Reply)

Who is that?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 16:27, Reply)

*vomits in terror*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 15:10, Reply)

in terror on slippers
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 15:12, Reply)

heart?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 14:58, Reply)

Best band going, mate.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 14:58, Reply)

How can I get you alone?

( thealternativefact, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 14:59, Reply)

Listen, I think Lusty might read this, so text instead yeah?



Oh.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 15:02, Reply)

Daily Mail in similar "why can't we do this here?" shocker
www.dailymail.co.uk/home/index.html
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 14:59, Reply)

Because to have a goverment tell you what you can & can't wear reminds me of the Jews golden stars

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 15:02, Reply)

*shrugs*
It worked OK last time, until fucking do-gooders barged their not inconsiderable noses in.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 15:04, Reply)

Something I learnt recently on my trip to Berlin
was that the Pink Triangle was the badge for gays in concentration camps, and was later reclaimed for use as a gay rights icon.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 15:07, Reply)

*buys one for DF*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 15:08, Reply)

My brother swears he saw an item on Points of View
where someone wrote in complaining about a perceived anti-Semitic reference on some programme. The presenter claimed this wasn't actually racist but said 'a gold star for you for observation, though'. I suspect he is making this up.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 15:07, Reply)

Does that mean they'll arrest all the little fuckers on Halloween
and all the wankers on New Years Eve?

Hope so
( Peej, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 15:07, Reply)

Someone answered this week's QOTW with Albert Fish
He was fucking horrific.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 14:59, Reply)

Eh? No he wasn't.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 15:08, Reply)

You better not try and cut off my behind and roast it.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 15:08, Reply)

I make no promises.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 15:09, Reply)

YOU ARE NEVER GOING ANYWHERE NEAR MY BEHIND AGAIN

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 15:18, Reply)

Pfft! I love a good roasting.

( girlinthehole, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 15:18, Reply)