I had a shit once too
True story
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 9:11, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

As a girl-type, I havew never taken a shit. I pass rainbows, in common with most of my gender.
However, during the pub quiz the other night, mr b3th thought it would be appropriate to tell the whole pub, very loudly, that I had farted. why did I marry that man?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Apr 2011, 9:14, Reply)

Really? I've known girls to pass some right fucking slurry

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 9:15, Reply)

I bet you've got the vids to prove it too

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 9:15, Reply)

Or cups

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 9:16, Reply)

I'm afraid faecal matter doesn't really do it for me

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 9:17, Reply)

Donkey tramp porn on the other hand...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 9:19, Reply)

Because he's even older than me and you are a scheming, gold-digging bitch
who married him to get your greedy mitts on his house?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 9:16, Reply)

well, yeah
there is that.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Apr 2011, 9:17, Reply)