I'd have a crack at mitochondrial Eve
and replace her with a fuck-off massive robot with a laser in its face. We'd all be cyborgs and would most likely have flying cars by now.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 12:58, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Hold up now, no one said anything about replacing

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 12:59, Reply)

I'm taking your game and making my own.
I'm a maverick, I've never stuck to the rules, some say I have a cold prosthetic heart, others that I'm the son of the devil, but in truth I'm just a bit shit.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 13:00, Reply)

prosthetic heart 15" black rubber cock
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 13:03, Reply)

no, I'm sure he warms that
before ramming it up some poor unsuspecting farm animal.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Apr 2011, 13:06, Reply)

+up his arse

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 13:11, Reply)