I carry far too much crap around with me
Usually my manbag will contain a puzzle book, possibly a magazine, frequently a non-puzzle book as well as everything I've forgotten to take out up until that point. Today, for example, it contains a bailiff's letter, as a reminder that I need to call said Bailiff and inform him that the chap who owes them money hasn't lived at our house since 2005, and his surname is Bailey, not Railey.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:18, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

is the magazine Cosmo?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:19, Reply)

No
worse
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:20, Reply)

Attitude?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:22, Reply)

Hello
sailor
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:23, Reply)

if it's Heat or OK
then you are an irredeemable bender
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:23, Reply)

I'm choosing to reply to this one
because the term "irredeemable bender" is fucking brilliant
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:26, Reply)

it flowed perfectly into place

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:36, Reply)

Playgirl?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:24, Reply)

What Car
is best to go cottaging in magazine
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:24, Reply)

Which
orifice?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:24, Reply)

click

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:25, Reply)

FHM
Shameful, but not gay
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:25, Reply)

Me thinks the lady doth protest too much

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:25, Reply)

Fuck His Mouth?
Fags Hags Munters?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:25, Reply)

Fill His Mouth?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:26, Reply)

zing

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:26, Reply)

Felch Humans Martin

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:26, Reply)

hahaha!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:26, Reply)

I swear if I ever drop the flounce-bomb you two will have absolutely fuck all to do
You'll probably bum each other just to have someone to mock for bumderism
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:28, Reply)

You won't drop the pansy cutter

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:29, Reply)

Probably not
But beware, if I do NakedApe will bum you five ways from Tuesday
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:33, Reply)

He does seem a mite keen
to pot the brown
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:35, Reply)

He'll be banging away at you from behind, screaming "HOW NOW, BROWN COW"

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:37, Reply)

I'm just wondering how to let him down gently
hmmm..

FUCK OFF YOU GAYER
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:39, Reply)

ha ha aha
reverse cowboy if you must ask
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:40, Reply)

I know you were a bottomer
You lazy bastard
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:41, Reply)

This post really paints us both in a poor light

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:43, Reply)

You can smell your own kind

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:43, Reply)

It gets worse
I figure if he's going to let you ride it, then with a clench and a wrench you could ruin his sex life forever
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:45, Reply)

That makes me wince just reading it

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:47, Reply)

Yeah I was quite pleased with it

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:47, Reply)

Smells like cheesy poo and stretched meat

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:46, Reply)

Shotgun giver!
Yea, I win as it's only gay if you take it.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:30, Reply)

I'm worried you shouted to have a go
quite that quickly
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:31, Reply)

Better quick than taker

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:32, Reply)

The quick and the bed-ded
That's your new crimefighting double act name
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:34, Reply)

Metal Hammer
my arse into next week
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:25, Reply)

This is the best of a bad bunch

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:26, Reply)

*prouds* and *shames*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:27, Reply)

Cocksuckers monthly

(TheColonel, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:23, Reply)