Once or twice a month someone tells me I look considerably younger than I am.
I will never tire of hearing it.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:43, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Now that you mention it
you look considerably younger than you are.

BTW, how old are you?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:44, Reply)

Thirty-five.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:45, Reply)

old

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:46, Reply)

But young-looking, apparently.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:46, Reply)

it's all the foetuses you devour that does it

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:47, Reply)

Tasty tasty pre-babies.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:48, Reply)

Yes
I'd give you 34 and a half. Maybe 36... No, wait...
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:48, Reply)

This is good, Mr birthday twin
I am 36 and our long lost sister (my mate Linda) is 37 on the 4th
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:48, Reply)

Perhaps we should get together and celebrate me being younger than the pair of you.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:49, Reply)

or beat you to death with your 15" black rubber cock
EDIT:

I get to wind her up about this every year
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:49, Reply)

I often find beating someone to death with my 15" black rubber cock doesn't offer the best of first impressions.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:50, Reply)

She likes 15" black rubber cocks
and you tease her with that?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:53, Reply)

i just said up there that i got told i look 23
but i'm still 28
and you're still older than me

old
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:51, Reply)

When you get to 35 I'll tell you you're old
and you'll cry and I'll smile a wry smile because I'll probably have a kitten in a jar.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:53, Reply)

but you'll still
still be older than me
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:54, Reply)

Yeah but I'll have a kitten in a jar.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:55, Reply)

probably shingles as well

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:01, Reply)

Totally worth it.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:02, Reply)

i hope it's a massive jar with a ship in and the kitten is hanging from a rope like a pirate

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:07, Reply)

I like this

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:09, Reply)

Some bloke in the pub the other week kept telling me I didn't look my age.
The annoying thing is he never shut the fuck up about it because I suspect he was trying to get into my knickers.
( girlinthehole, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:47, Reply)

And you didn't like him because...
he was too tall/short/blond/brunette/funny/serious...?

Just joking, I'm with you on this one.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:49, Reply)

He was about four foot tall and four foot wide.
And from Bolton.
( girlinthehole, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:50, Reply)

Was he Spongebob Squarepants?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:51, Reply)

Not yellow enough.

( girlinthehole, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:51, Reply)

Oh, you made me laugh, you sir
You should get brownie points for this.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:53, Reply)

I get told I look older a lot
People assume I'm my sister's age and she's my age. I don't mind it that much.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:47, Reply)

After being at my 20 year school reunion at the weekend
I am much happier about looking as old as I do
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:47, Reply)

I can't think of anything worse than a school reunion
most of the people in my year were boring or cunts. and I see almost all the rest on a regular basis.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:48, Reply)

It was actually really good
Very odd, but good
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:48, Reply)

I take great pleasure that a lot of people from school don't recognise me any more
because my hair isn't long, I have a big beard and I'm not (quite so) fat
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:49, Reply)

I was told I dont look any different
this worries me
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:51, Reply)

One of my best friends from school has virtually not aged at all
despite years of hard drinking, smoking and puff. I have no idea how he does it but now he's losing the hair around his crown and I feel a little sorry for him.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:55, Reply)

This.
All the people I still want to see from school I see.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:49, Reply)

Why?
They look younger thanks to botox and were all awful?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:50, Reply)

No, half of them looked about 10 years older than me

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:51, Reply)

did the lot of them have kids right out of school?

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:55, Reply)

Stop reading my mind
NOW!
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:57, Reply)

but i like it :(

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:03, Reply)

You scare me...
But ok, just once more.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:07, Reply)

Do they have
many children? Was that the problem?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:56, Reply)

Some of them have just aged badly
Others appear to have sold their soul for eternal youth
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:03, Reply)

oh gross
my high school reunion is coming up and instead of sending out proper invitations the sent out emails

and as if they didn't get the hint when I didn't respond, they sent me a fucking reminder!
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:50, Reply)

You get invites?
We create an event on Facebook and meet at a restaurant, usually around Christmas.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 12 Apr 2011, 15:57, Reply)

oh yeah, it's a weekend thing, tailgating thing on friday at the football game, dinner and dance on saturday
then a family picnic on sunday to show off the reason you got married right out of highschool
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:02, Reply)

tailgating?
is that where you all hang out by your pickups drinking beer?

tailgating here means following ridiculously close in a car.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:03, Reply)

basically but it won't actually be a tailgate party, since it'll be at the football game
I think they're just trying to make it sound fun
like it's something they don't already do every weekend anyway
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:07, Reply)

it was cool in the 70s

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:08, Reply)

I was cool in the 70s.
Actually, no I wasn't.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:10, Reply)

it's cool here still
but if you're planning an event for people to look forward to, why make it the same shit you'll be doing all summer anyway?
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:16, Reply)

if you'll be doing it all summer
it means you enjoy it, so why not use it as the basis for an event?

my stag do is going to be something that I do loads, but it's about the people (and the not paying for stuff).
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:24, Reply)

because it's a fucking high school reunion, we're not 18 anymore, if they want a house party what's the point in making it an event

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:28, Reply)

fair enough
just playing devil's advocate. I think reunions are a shit idea and only cunts like them. Yes, sportscow I'm talking to you
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:33, Reply)

I'm just saying, if you want to talk to people from school, you'd do it anyway right?

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:46, Reply)

yeah totally
I'm fully on your side of this one
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:54, Reply)

A whole weekend?
No way! Why would anyone want to do something like that?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:08, Reply)

so they have plenty of time to show how superior they are to you?

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:28, Reply)

Nice
I bet you're looking forward to go.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:32, Reply)

don't plan on going actually
it's filled with people that make two facebook pages, one for their business where they add everyone they know and then personal where they add only people they like
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:47, Reply)