I bet he's applied for that bender dancing one, though.
Him and Louis Spence - it's like they were separated at birth.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:14, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I despise Louis Spence
he is the worst person ever to have existed
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:14, Reply)

I'm with you on that
it's like he's taken some super-gay, super-annoying-cunt pill.

I wish he would just sashay off out of existence.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:15, Reply)

I'd happily make him bite the kerb
American History X style
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:16, Reply)

kerb pillow
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:21, Reply)

predictable strikethrough is predictable

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:23, Reply)

I was going to write 'Towel', but remembered they don't actually shove it in his mouth, just choke him with it
So I decided to go for the obvious and unfunny one, as usual.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:25, Reply)

Is this a Bella reference?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:35, Reply)

I'm assuming that you have seen American History X

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:35, Reply)

Nope. Has it got 'Nic' Cage in it?

(I know it hasn't, I'm just doing my dad's 'feign ignorance of something as a way of appearing supercilious' trick)
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:40, Reply)

you should watch it
it's about white supremacist Nazi types in America. It's a good film.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:41, Reply)

owowowowowowowowowowow!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:27, Reply)

This post is superb for several reasons.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:20, Reply)

feel free to name those reasons

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:23, Reply)

1. It's completely true.
2. I myself am a frequent hyphenater (hyphenator?), much more than anyone else, it seems to me
3. I am amused by the idea of a 'super-gay, super-annoying-cunt pill' a lot - despite the fact that the seemingly-widespread* availability of these pills makes B3ta horrendous a lot of the time
4. I also approve of wishing death upon people A LOT.

Will they do for now?


*there I go, hyphenating like a good'un
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:29, Reply)

5. You fucking love pills.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:32, Reply)

You're the one with the 'love pills' around here.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:34, Reply)

This is witty.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:39, Reply)

if the evidence is anything to go by
he particularly loves super-gay, super-annoying-cunt pills
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:35, Reply)

I score them off your dad.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:36, Reply)

that's my uncle
an easy mistake to make, because they look alike, but my uncle is actually gay
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:37, Reply)

He scores them off your dad too.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:38, Reply)

he used to play his organ in Bristol cathedral

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:40, Reply)

Thank you
I just thought, given the topic of the thread, that a compliment might be nice.

After great reflection, the nicest thing I can say about you is that you have produced a very cute human-being.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:34, Reply)

Err, thanks.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:37, Reply)

I take great umbrage at that, Internet Nemesis
How fucking dare you insinuate Louis Spence and I were separated at birth.

He's 8 years older than me.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:17, Reply)

fuck
that makes him even older than me. Though I'm hardly impressed that you know how old he is. Did you get that fact from your dreamboat file?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:21, Reply)

hahaha

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:23, Reply)

I would have thought that by now I've established that my brain holds vast quantities of completely useless information

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:24, Reply)

*throws flowers*
MORE! MOOOORE!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:25, Reply)

Alright Morrissey

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:27, Reply)

Alright Jimmy Somerville

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:30, Reply)

Mercury.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:32, Reply)

Almond.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:33, Reply)

*stomach pump lols*
Michael.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:35, Reply)

Michael Lush?

RIP. Taken from us in his prime by that cunt Edmonds.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:40, Reply)

Saturday Roadshow lols
I was actually referring to 'George Michael'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:42, Reply)