I went on this amazing holiday
where I READ THE SAME FUCKING THING OVER AND OVER AGAIN UNTIL I VOMITED JUST TO ALLEVIATE THE BOREDOM.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:47, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

At least you didn't sleep with your ex though

(TheColonel, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:48, Reply)

And he got to spend quality time with his daughter.

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:52, Reply)

It was a turning point in my relationship with her, that hol.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:54, Reply)

Ah yes but I did sleep with your mum.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:52, Reply)

Did you?
You never learn from your mistakes, eh?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:58, Reply)

You'd think I'd have learnt from that disastrous holiday with my own mum, eh?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 17:02, Reply)

I would have thought so
You see? You need to get on that coach now, and lie.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 12 Apr 2011, 17:04, Reply)

I do more than enough lying on QOTW, thanks.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 17:06, Reply)

I smell
a game of words there... Is it my misspelling again?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 12 Apr 2011, 17:07, Reply)

lie - meaning to recline is usually said as "lie down"

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 17:09, Reply)

I see
This language doesn't make sense.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 12 Apr 2011, 17:13, Reply)

You're so good at English I forget you're a horrid foreigner.
Sorry. This is a compliment in a way.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 17:14, Reply)

It is coming from you
So I'll take it like that, dear Adolf.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 12 Apr 2011, 17:21, Reply)

Ah, English.
Now I understand.
(TheColonel, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 17:22, Reply)

*whistles innocently*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 17:43, Reply)

Not Mum
:(
(TheColonel, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 17:16, Reply)

Get a kindle then you'll be able to take more reading material

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:48, Reply)

Devon, was it?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:49, Reply)

*Hides slippers*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:49, Reply)

Hahahaha
Disappointed to see that Kendal did have records. Other than that I did OK considering how long ago it was.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:52, Reply)

Did you get to listen to it as well?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:53, Reply)

Nah. Can't at work.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:54, Reply)

You've missed nothing.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:57, Reply)

I will be very uspet if there's not an exchange that goes
'my name's Fresh'
'my name's Fly'
'TOGETHER WE ARE FRESH AND FLY'


Is there...? Please....?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 17:01, Reply)

I'll have to check.
I'll report back in 5 minutes.

EDIT: Sad to report there is no sign of the line you quote.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 17:05, Reply)

*cries*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 17:10, Reply)

To be honest.
The 'rap' is ruined by Mauler and his gang trying to chase after northern monkey 'Ziggy'.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 17:17, Reply)

Those rascals!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 17:17, Reply)

They wouldn't get away with this anymore.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9YLRaeF5hI&playnext=1&list=PL995A3BBF10FDF7A4

Benny (not tied to a tree) bunks off school as he is fed up with being called a 'Golly-wog', Trisha Yates takes pity on him but does point out that he (Benny) is a 'nig-nog'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 17:20, Reply)

Firm but fair, I'd day.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 17:43, Reply)

But Benny then calls Trisha a 'honkey'
(Honestly, he does.)
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 17:46, Reply)