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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Too long
I am looking for a holiday, but it is impossible, everywhere is beset by povvos and the websites are all out of date so whne you call up your told, the hotel is free but there are no flights...so irritating.

What was the best holiday you've ever been on?

Alt: Lilo or dinghy?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:35, 205 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
Oddly.
My 'best holiday' hasn't changed since we had this question last week.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:39, Reply)
I was away dickhead
Anyway, that thread is too long either way
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:40, Reply)
AND YOU WANT TO GO ON HOLIDAY AGAIN?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:41, Reply)
yes, yes I do

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:41, Reply)
I went to Lanzarote 2 years back
2 weeks of relaxing and boozing with a friend of mine, it was absolutely fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:40, Reply)
I've read this response so many times it almost feels like I was there

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:41, Reply)
You'd need to feel sunburnt, hungover and bored to really understand

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:43, Reply)
Ten days of haute cuisine
A never ending cycle of 'egg and chips'
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:46, Reply)
Drinking games at the pool from 10am...
Karaoke every night from 8pm until sunrise...

Where do I sign up?
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:48, Reply)
Gaz nakedape

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:51, Reply)
What?! Twas AA not me!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:52, Reply)
Soz m8, i get you both mixed up

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:53, Reply)
Surely they do chilli?

(TheColonel, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:50, Reply)
EGG AND CHIPS
possibly with a squirt of ketchup for the daring
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:52, Reply)
Or cowboy casserole?

(TheColonel, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:53, Reply)
I like this

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:54, Reply)
Too exotic for the standard brit abroad

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:55, Reply)
"I only like english food like pizza or kebabs"

(TheColonel, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:56, Reply)
Or McDonald's

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:59, Reply)
How could I forget!

(TheColonel, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 17:13, Reply)
So you were one of those
prawn pink, rude drunk, socks and sandals, beers and sausages British tourists that I hate?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:44, Reply)
Absolutely, he's northern you see, no sense of shame

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:47, Reply)
How dissapointing
I'm going to have to unfriend him in facebook.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:48, Reply)
it's ok
if we convince him to come on holiday to Devon he will quickly get swept out to sea and drown.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 17:00, Reply)
That'll save me a click
What's in Devon?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 12 Apr 2011, 17:02, Reply)
What ISN'T in Devon, more like!!!
PHEW - WHAT A PLACE!!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 17:09, Reply)
the unofficial tagline is
"Where the hills are green and the grass is good"
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 17:11, Reply)
And now
I have Paradise City in my head.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 12 Apr 2011, 17:20, Reply)
me for a start
it's a very nice place. the two cities are really quite small. It has two beautiful and distinct coastlines and two beauftiful national parks.

brought you by the Devon Tourist Board
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 17:11, Reply)
Do you know Chagford?
I love it there. I stayed in a cottage there, and upon another occasion at Gidleigh Park, nearby.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 17:17, Reply)
I do know Chagford
not very well though.

nice place, but there are plenty of similar ones around here
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 18:36, Reply)
You forgot fat

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:47, Reply)
And dressed as a woman.

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:49, Reply)
:S

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:52, Reply)
It's part of him
and you shouldn't make him feel bad for it.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:54, Reply)
We all have our foibles

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:56, Reply)
Didn't we do this very recently?
Which websites do you visit that are out of date? How far you want to go? If it's a quick Europe trip, I recommend you try skyscanner.net for the flights and lateroom.com for the hotel.

If it's for a long intercontinental one, trailfinders have always been really good with us.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:43, Reply)
I knid of want package as can't be arsed to organise the whole thing...
Last time we went away was our honeymoon so everything looks a bit shit next to that!
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:44, Reply)
Well
Lastminute is good for packages. I've found really good deals, specially if the hotel doesn't have to be in the city center.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:45, Reply)
I want to be away from cities in the middle of knowhere witha beach with in waddling distance for my wife

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:46, Reply)
Go there
lastminute, and check for beach holidays (or sun holidays, I don't remember)
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:47, Reply)
Have you married a duck?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:52, Reply)
She's preggers init

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:52, Reply)
fuck a duck.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:53, Reply)
...but don't tell the wife.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 17:06, Reply)
I love
going into skyscanner.net and writing from London to everywhere and the month in which I want to travel, and see where I can go for less money. You can use a different from airport, if London is not good for you.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:46, Reply)
You would love my friend.
She did basically that and ended up in Seville. She's moving there next year for a year. I'll miss her :(
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:48, Reply)
I find it really cool
to just say "Yes, I have a few days left, where can I go for almost nothing?" Doing that I've been in Oslo, Prague, Berlin, Granada... lots of places always for less than £30 return flight.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:50, Reply)
A friend has suggested Berlin, which I like the sound of.
I've never been to Germany, despite some family being from there.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:53, Reply)
Go, go, go, go!
But don't go in winter, go in Spring or Summer. Even Autum is ok. It's a beautiful city, full of beer and big sausages ;)
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:55, Reply)
I have nothing on in the month of June.
Nothing AT ALL.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:57, Reply)
Well, I think that's the decision made
Isn't it?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:59, Reply)
Berlin is absolutely amazing.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:59, Reply)
How can you go on holiday with no bag Baz?

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 17:03, Reply)
Quick to harrods!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 17:11, Reply)
And you shouldn't miss her much
go to Seville to visit her. You'll love the place. Try pescaíto frito on the beach. Mmmmm! Or if she has a place in the city, go for Easter and get your mind ready for a blown up.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:51, Reply)
while you are there you should visit a barber

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:52, Reply)
A lot of my friends are doing study-abroad next year
and quite a few involve Spain- mostly Barcelona, though. I will definitely try and visit.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:53, Reply)
Barcelona
Are they hoping to get the International certificate in pick-pocketing and street crime?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:56, Reply)
Yes, they're getting points fast there
You have to be really careful with pick pocketing. I don't know about street crime, but yes, you don't walk on your own at night, anywhere.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 12 Apr 2011, 17:00, Reply)
You should
Never let the opportunity to visit a place with someone who lives there go past you! Barcelona is just fantastic, I'm sure you'll love both places. You can go by fast train Barcelona-Madrid, Madrid-Seville in almost no time too, and if you book the tickets in advance, they're really cheap. Send me a gaz if you need help with the bookings!
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:57, Reply)
Aww thank you!
I've been to Barcelona, it was lovely. But I bet it'd be even better with someone who lives there.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:58, Reply)
Sure it'll be
And you'll get to go out to the not so expensive places and be able to spend a night clubbing for less than 100e, which in BCN is always a bonus!
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 12 Apr 2011, 17:01, Reply)
Outer Hebrides last year
it was great

dinghy
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:43, Reply)
Not really hot enough, i was thinking more mediterranean

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:48, Reply)
so my best holiday answer isn't good enough for you?
well fuck you.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:53, Reply)
New York.
I had a pretzel.
(TheColonel, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:45, Reply)
3 months in Canada... blew my fragile little mind.
Alternatively Magaluf aged 17 - deadly
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:46, Reply)
i can imagine
everything is backwards there, so backwards they even walk through the front door backward
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:49, Reply)

even walk through the front door backward don't even all have guns.
(TheColonel, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:53, Reply)
They have more per capita than the States.
They're just less insane.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 17:03, Reply)
Apologies and thanks.

(TheColonel, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 17:14, Reply)
I love Canada I want to live there

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:55, Reply)
It's like America with bigger words and less processed cheese

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:56, Reply)
i mean i guess if you want to live in a place that's super cold and super lame it's your business
but really america is totally better
have you even ever been to virginia?
clearly not as you wouldn't want to be moving to canada if you had
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 17:00, Reply)
I have been to both, repeatedly.
They each have their distinct charms.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 17:05, Reply)
and better more readily available weed
if what I hear is correct
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 17:00, Reply)
British Columbia has the same penalty (a mild ticking-off) for any quantity.
A gram or a 2000 acre farm.


Good thinking.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 17:04, Reply)
canada is the one other country to which I would consider moving

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 17:08, Reply)
It's fucking lovely over there and the hippies are waaaay less annoying than in CA.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 17:12, Reply)
I've just noticed my arms are kind of tanned
Right, the world is over :(

Alt: Inflatable- best of both worlds.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:47, Reply)
Like an inflatable crocodile?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:47, Reply)
No, an inflatable dinghy
can flip it over -bam! a lilo! or right side up -bam! a dinghy!
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:50, Reply)
What's wrong with tanned arms?

(TheColonel, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:47, Reply)
I don't look good with or suit a tan
and I like being lily white.

Ah well :(
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:49, Reply)
Is that why you have a ghost as your icon?

(TheColonel, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:50, Reply)
Nah, I didn't like the duck or the bee or the other one.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:50, Reply)
man up wierdo!

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:50, Reply)
I don't really tan either.
Stupid sun.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:51, Reply)
you're more of a "whose stolen my fucking glass?" person aren't you x

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:53, Reply)
No, I just don't like the sun!

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 17:02, Reply)
Are you a vampire/goth/have menigitus?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 17:03, Reply)
I JUST DON'T LOOK GOOD WITH A TAN, AND I OVERHEAT AND GET STRESSED AND PRICKLY IN THE SUN
CAN PEOPLE STOP ASKING FUCKING QUESTIONS NOW, PLEASE.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 17:05, Reply)
why?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 17:10, Reply)
Because I'm not very well and I'm stressed.
Plus surely me liking to be pale is no different than you liking to wear your hair in a particular style? I don't understand why everyone is so fascinated with it.

/everyone being no one at all.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 17:12, Reply)
Style?
NakedApe's hair?


This is a joke, right?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 17:14, Reply)
I've not seen him.
Hello Daddy. Hope you're well. I'm not very.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 17:21, Reply)
I'm OK. Sorry you're not.
I'll read you a story later.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 17:44, Reply)
spell up, weirdo!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 17:02, Reply)
I changed it twice as well!!!

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 17:15, Reply)
How very very strange,

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:50, Reply)
Roota understands.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:51, Reply)
I don't though.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:52, Reply)
why don't you ask a million questions about it?
something new and exciting and for you..

hello mate.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:54, Reply)
Evening Bob.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:57, Reply)
I went on this amazing holiday
where I READ THE SAME FUCKING THING OVER AND OVER AGAIN UNTIL I VOMITED JUST TO ALLEVIATE THE BOREDOM.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:47, Reply)
At least you didn't sleep with your ex though

(TheColonel, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:48, Reply)
And he got to spend quality time with his daughter.

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:52, Reply)
It was a turning point in my relationship with her, that hol.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:54, Reply)
Ah yes but I did sleep with your mum.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:52, Reply)
Did you?
You never learn from your mistakes, eh?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:58, Reply)
You'd think I'd have learnt from that disastrous holiday with my own mum, eh?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 17:02, Reply)
I would have thought so
You see? You need to get on that coach now, and lie.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 12 Apr 2011, 17:04, Reply)
I do more than enough lying on QOTW, thanks.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 17:06, Reply)
I smell
a game of words there... Is it my misspelling again?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 12 Apr 2011, 17:07, Reply)
lie - meaning to recline is usually said as "lie down"

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 17:09, Reply)
I see
This language doesn't make sense.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 12 Apr 2011, 17:13, Reply)
You're so good at English I forget you're a horrid foreigner.
Sorry. This is a compliment in a way.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 17:14, Reply)
It is coming from you
So I'll take it like that, dear Adolf.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 12 Apr 2011, 17:21, Reply)
Ah, English.
Now I understand.
(TheColonel, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 17:22, Reply)
*whistles innocently*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 17:43, Reply)
Not Mum
:(
(TheColonel, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 17:16, Reply)
Get a kindle then you'll be able to take more reading material

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:48, Reply)
Devon, was it?

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:49, Reply)
*Hides slippers*

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:49, Reply)
Hahahaha
Disappointed to see that Kendal did have records. Other than that I did OK considering how long ago it was.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:52, Reply)
Did you get to listen to it as well?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:53, Reply)
Nah. Can't at work.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:54, Reply)
You've missed nothing.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:57, Reply)
I will be very uspet if there's not an exchange that goes
'my name's Fresh'
'my name's Fly'
'TOGETHER WE ARE FRESH AND FLY'


Is there...? Please....?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 17:01, Reply)
I'll have to check.
I'll report back in 5 minutes.

EDIT: Sad to report there is no sign of the line you quote.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 17:05, Reply)
*cries*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 17:10, Reply)
To be honest.
The 'rap' is ruined by Mauler and his gang trying to chase after northern monkey 'Ziggy'.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 17:17, Reply)
Those rascals!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 17:17, Reply)
They wouldn't get away with this anymore.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9YLRaeF5hI&playnext=1&list=PL995A3BBF10FDF7A4

Benny (not tied to a tree) bunks off school as he is fed up with being called a 'Golly-wog', Trisha Yates takes pity on him but does point out that he (Benny) is a 'nig-nog'
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 17:20, Reply)
Firm but fair, I'd day.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 17:43, Reply)
But Benny then calls Trisha a 'honkey'
(Honestly, he does.)
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 17:46, Reply)
i went to the beach for a day last year and it was awesome
the end
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:49, Reply)
I could go to the beach whenever I want
(it's not a nice beach, but it's still a beach)
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 17:20, Reply)
Alt: Fuck off you grotty little peasant. Neither, of course.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:50, Reply)
Maldives, last Easter. It was brilliant.
Lilo
(DeeDee, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:54, Reply)
You are ancient, but a mystery

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:56, Reply)
That's put that KLF song in my head now

(DeeDee, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:57, Reply)
JUSTIFIED!

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:58, Reply)
ALIGNED RIGTH

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 12 Apr 2011, 17:06, Reply)
Surprisingly Disneyland in Florida was quite a commercial and artificial place.
But I loved it being nine at the time. And I was only in Berlin for a couple days before going through to Wolfsburg (worst place ever, Fulham won though) but it was fucking fantastic.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 17:03, Reply)
I hated Berlin the first time I went
In winter, bloody freezing it was. It looked so sad and grey. Then I went again in spring and I fall in love with it.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 12 Apr 2011, 17:05, Reply)
I can think of nowhere worse in the World than Disneyland Florida
No fucking way will i ever take my kids somewhere like that
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 17:07, Reply)
Same here.
I'd rather leave her on her own in downtown Soweto than take her to that utter shithole.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 17:10, Reply)
It's class (for kids) and you're both miserable sods.
Admittedly my dad did say "never again" afterwards. I'd go back in a shot, I love rollercoasters me.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 17:12, Reply)
It's class alright.


Working class.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 17:13, Reply)
POTD

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 17:15, Reply)
You want to watch your step Monty.
His dad was very nearly Wolf-man.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 17:18, Reply)
Gladiators was shit.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 17:20, Reply)
So is his Mum

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 17:28, Reply)
Oh I don't know. She's fucking FILTHY in the sack.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 17:30, Reply)
Were you not put off your stroke by a Scottish bloke standing in the corner of the bedroom
shouting.

'Monty, you will cum on my first whistle. Barry's mum. You will cum on my second whislte'

'3-2-1' *blows whistle*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 17:31, Reply)
Nah, I get off on that kind of shit. I had to pay her £4 extra for that.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 17:36, Reply)
Uuurgh horrible minging pubes and weeks worth of clotted fanny batter :(
What makes it worse is her resistance to changing her skiddy knickers more than once a week
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 17:32, Reply)
Hahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahahaahahahahahahahahahahah
*deep breath*
....ahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahaaha


Top, top work here.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 17:36, Reply)
THIS IS BARRYS MUM THAT WE'RE TALKING ABOUT HERE

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 17:39, Reply)
The grubby yet endearing minx.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 17:41, Reply)
THE RECEPTACLE OF 'WOLFS' PASSION JUICES

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 17:41, Reply)
Grrrrrrr(owler)

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 17:42, Reply)
I wonder if Barry can get us all a signed picture of 'wolf' for old times sake

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 17:43, Reply)
gaz him and ask.
Failing that, I'll get her mobile number from the cubicle of the 'Dog and Knife Attack' next time I'm in Lewisham.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 17:45, Reply)
Sadly for Barry, his mum really is Pat Butcher
What on earth was wolf thinking of
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 17:48, Reply)
I suspect him to be a very heavy drinker.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 17:50, Reply)
Haha

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 17:51, Reply)
I went to Berlin when I went interrailing
there was no one around anywhere for the first half day we wandered round there. Then it turned out EVERYONE was at a big street party.
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 17:19, Reply)
Another vote for Canada
it's like going to America, but an America where the people are more like us.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 17:17, Reply)
More french?
Do you not shower every day Kroney?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 17:18, Reply)
That's alright,
the French Canadians are as roundly despised by the rest as the real French are by us.

It's quite heart-warming, really.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 17:27, Reply)
i don't really get to go on holiday
I suppose larping kind of counts. Other than that I went away for my honeymoon 4 years ago. That was fun, except for all the things that went wrong (like, being married)
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 17:18, Reply)
Oh dear

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 17:20, Reply)
Oh dear oh dear

(TheColonel, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 17:21, Reply)
yeah
marrying the chucklebrothers was an accident waiting to happen
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 17:22, Reply)
Did they get you bed and insessantly say to me to you until you were all sad and sore

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 17:25, Reply)
*nods*
"...and NO slacking..."
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 17:26, Reply)
oh dear, oh dear

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 17:26, Reply)
I know an unrepeatable anecdote about one of the Chuckle brothers.
It involves:

1. Scousers
2. Ibiza
3. A stolen car ring
4. Huge amounts of cocaine
5. My friend Ben
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 17:28, Reply)
No comedy ladder carrying?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 17:29, Reply)
None whatsoever.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 17:30, Reply)
You mentioned this to me in the past.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 17:29, Reply)
It is very much true,
And very much funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 17:30, Reply)
It was a fantastic story.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 17:32, Reply)
Oh bollocks.
I'm one step behind all of you cunts today.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 17:34, Reply)
A spit-roast with them would be awesome.
"To me!"
"To you!"
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 17:32, Reply)
You're Stephen Fry.

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 12 Apr 2011, 17:23, Reply)
oh dear, oh dear, oh dear.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 17:24, Reply)
Dearie, dearie me.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 17:26, Reply)
That doesn't sound very happy
Go on, invent a story, I'm going home soon and don't want to leave with that feeling of sadness.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 12 Apr 2011, 17:22, Reply)
Oh the holiday was fun
we ate tasty food and went to pretty beaches and saw some archaeological things and historic monuments. Italy is nice
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 17:23, Reply)
You see?
That's much better. I like it now.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 12 Apr 2011, 17:27, Reply)
On my birthday last year i rescued a toad that was trying get up some steps and was stuck and migt have been squished

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 17:24, Reply)
That's so nice!
You're a good boy. Next time I see you I'm giving you a sweetie.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 12 Apr 2011, 17:28, Reply)
God you're gay. Please die.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 17:28, Reply)
I didn't bum the little blighter

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 17:29, Reply)
Tell it to the judge, Jon Venables.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 17:30, Reply)
That was only a battery, an AA battery at that!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 17:32, Reply)
POTD

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 17:32, Reply)
Dinghy
All the way. But make sure you can row it. It's harder than it looks.

One of my favourite memories from last summer is lying in a dinghy off the Suffolk coast, rolling up and down in the waves. They were unusually big that day - about 4ft maximum height - so it was like being on a very gentle rollercoaster.
(I helped save b3ta! Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 17:23, Reply)
I'm just back
From 3 days in a forest lodge near Callander. 6 person spa bath out on the balcony, that ticked over at a constant 40 degrees. It was absolutely amazing. The thought of going anywhere that doesn't have a hot tub leaves me cold, literally.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 17:35, Reply)
croissant?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 17:39, Reply)
No ta,
I couldn't manage another, I ate about 40 over the course of the weekend. Usually as one of the scumbags in the 'no hot tub' lodges walked by.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 17:48, Reply)

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