I just tripped and fell into a wall in front of a queue of traffic. I wasn't even on my phone, I'm just a spastic.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 8:23, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Did anyone else scan the user name for the letters "al" before replying to this?
Awww. Are you OK? Last time I fell into a wall I broke my expensive frameless glasses and gave myself a couple of small (ie not very cool) scars in the process.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 8:26, Reply)

You also seem to have suffered brain damage

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 8:28, Reply)

"I dislike this"

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 8:38, Reply)

Well no one likes having brain damage
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 8:39, Reply)

Seemed to work out alright for that Gump fellow
He got a small empire, a clutch of totally undeserved Oscars and a box of chocolates
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 8:41, Reply)

He also got aids when he moved to philadelphia
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 8:43, Reply)

and a regular stretching of his sphincter

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 8:44, Reply)

That was the year before
Doesn't ANYONE know their Hollywood history? A better example would have been "He got stranded on a desert island with only a basketball for company" or "he got turned into a variety of terrifying dead-eyed mocap characters by Robert Zemeckis" or "he ended up living in an airport"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 8:46, Reply)

Which part of the question is this an answer to?
'What else have you discovered lately?'

If so, you clearly don't listen to what people tell you even if they all say the same thing repeatedly. Or perhaps you like to wake yourself up by walking into a wall each day?

Or perhaps you think B3ta could be improved by your walking into walls? It hasn't improved since Lab ran into a barbecue so I suggest this is a shit idea.

OR.....this is shameless 'look at me' tedium, wholly unrelated to the question. WHICH IS IT?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 8:29, Reply)

WELL???

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 8:29, Reply)

I'M WAITING.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 8:31, Reply)

She's taking the piss here

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 8:34, Reply)

I'll write what I want. Stop oppressing me.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 8:34, Reply)

Good Morning, Mr Boyce
I would like to offer you a discourteous 'Fuck you' for giving me barbecue flashbacks.
That is all.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 9:12, Reply)