Reading this thread, and all the replies to it
is akin to a heavy dose of morphine. It is the polar opposite in 'invigorating' and I urge you all to up your game tenfold, even if that means you all have a massive go at me.

Have a look at yourselves. No-one gives a flying shit about your shower gel.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 9:28, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

But it makes their balls tingly!
Are you not reading this properly?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 9:30, Reply)

Listen you
You're about one "I don't believe it" away from turning into a musical Nazi Meldrew. If I want to talk about how easy it is for me to get in the morning without washing my smooth sack, then I bloody will.

Just because you showered in Krug (the only thing you scrubbed was the inside of your nose with some Brillo) and your get up and go in the morning is pure, black hate, maybe WE don't want to know.

Hmph.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 9:33, Reply)

Haha!
Go Himjim!!!
( girlinthehole, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 9:34, Reply)

That's much more like it.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 9:44, Reply)

I can't believe you just said, in all seriousness
"up your game"

maybe you need to take a good hard look at yourself old man, and well you're at it, get yourself a tall glass of shut the fuck up.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 9:35, Reply)

I'll run your suggestions up the flagpole


...before hanging myself from it for using such a repugnant phrase.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 9:38, Reply)