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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Who's BB? Do I need to change my name to ConzConz ?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 9:53, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
Brian Blessed.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 9:54, Reply)
Probably not.
I've been seeing him for a month or so. He asked me out properly, official like last weekend. So... yay.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 13 Apr 2011, 9:55, Reply)
Did you go zorbing for a first date?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 9:57, Reply)
How odd
A friend and I were talking at the weekend about if it's possible to have sex whilst zorbing.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 9:59, Reply)
the first thing that entered my mind was
"but what if you snapped it?"

I don't think zorb sex is a good idea
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 10:00, Reply)
I didn't think of that

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 10:02, Reply)
Only if your cock is made of iron

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 10:00, Reply)
I am Tetsuo

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 10:03, Reply)
I am willing to bet that most of your audience leapt to
"fuck, he can kill me with his mind"

Because the film to which you refer was fucking shit. Excellent reference nonetheless, in context
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 10:05, Reply)
Aye I was going for the context alone
Only seen bits of the first two films though.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 10:09, Reply)
Was a genuinely brilliant reference
I'm still getting officelols now
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 10:27, Reply)
Why would you want to?
I mean, it's hardly likely to enhance the experience.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 13 Apr 2011, 10:02, Reply)
I'd love to try zorbing
And I'd quite like to have sex again at some point. I'd rather not combine the two, but still think it could be a laugh.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 10:04, Reply)
Is there not an app for both those things?

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 10:05, Reply)
I was disgusted to hear that there was an awards ceremony for apps
the 'Appys'

it made me want to kill.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 10:06, Reply)
You use Zorbs as love eggs

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 10:08, Reply)
ha ha ha
with oompa lumpas in them wriggling about
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 10:13, Reply)
Probably best to do one, then the other.
Just to be safe like. I mean, you'd have a job on getting a condom on while mid-zorb.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 13 Apr 2011, 10:05, Reply)
It's really not as exciting as it looks
I had a go 10 years ago in NZ, was fun but hardly worthy the money
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 10:06, Reply)
You should try zorbing then.

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 10:11, Reply)
yes!

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 10:21, Reply)
I donno if I can find a patch of land big enough to go down hill at 30mph for 4 excrutiatingly long hours.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 10:07, Reply)
you can't convince us that the obviously traumatising and disappointing experience of shagging AA
wouldn't have been improved if by it taking place inside a massive inflatable ball while hurtling down a hill
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 10:04, Reply)
Who the hell goes zorbing as a first date unless a Channel 4 presenter set you up?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 10:06, Reply)
People that like rolling

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 10:08, Reply)

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