I knew my life would be dull when small, hence my habit of looking out the window at night and hoping aliens would come and whisk me off to their planet.
minus - kids cost money.
plus - you can make stuff up and they believe you.
( girlinthehole, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 10:29, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Making up stuff for the kids is great
My daughter thinks the alarm sensors are Santa watching eat her tea
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 10:35, Reply)

Hahaha!
That's really cool!
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 13 Apr 2011, 10:37, Reply)

I'm sure I saw it on here originally!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 10:42, Reply)

I saw in whiteninjacomics.com
White ninja telling to his daughter: You know that everytime you lie, a Unicorn loses his horn and becomes just a normal horse? Now, are you lying to me?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 13 Apr 2011, 10:44, Reply)

that really is fantastic
I wish someone close to me had kids so I could tell them this kind of shit.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 13 Apr 2011, 10:42, Reply)

My mate told his nephew that hedgehogs were actually called Marti Pellow
I think this kind of mental thing is good. He also used to terrify him with processed cheese slices

"No Uncle Daniel, NOT THE CHEESE!"
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 10:59, Reply)

I used to wish The Doctor would come and take me away on fantastic adventures
completely ignoringthe fact that I was a brazen coward who would be crying for my mum the first time I saw a Dalek.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 13 Apr 2011, 10:36, Reply)

I'm glad I didn't know The Doctor when a kid
otherwise, I would have spent countless nights waiting for him, dissapointed.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 13 Apr 2011, 10:38, Reply)