Tricky
Elephants. I find them an intriguing mix of the familial and the outrageously destructive. A bit like the Jeremy Kyle show.

Alt: Mussels are fucking lovely, as is salmon. Had a kangaroo burger once that was entertainingly chewy. Also very fond of squid. Makes sense to eat seafood; good for you and fucking masses of it, cod and tuna aside.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:40, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Mussels are lovely!
I did a dish a while ago where you chuck a can of lager, a tin of tomato, chilli and fresh herbs in with them and chuck the lid on for about 5 mins. Fucking amazing with loads of bread
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:45, Reply)

I think what you did there was sieve through a bin in a desperate hunt for sustenance

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:47, Reply)

Or that
It was a dish on "The Best" or somesuch. Really nice
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:47, Reply)

At least tell me you took the lager out of the can first

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:48, Reply)

That I have no trouble with

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:49, Reply)

I thought you'd have gone with an Alt: answer of 'crabs'.
You deviant.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:47, Reply)

Not sure I've ever had crab apart from in crabcakes
I will rectify this (by banging a munter down the Bigg Market)
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:48, Reply)

What's the Bigg Market actually like?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:52, Reply)

It was absolutely terrible
It has smartened up slightly and has a few OK pubs there. FAR to many screeching harridans though and twats with "popped" collars for my liking
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:54, Reply)

That sounds brilliant
*books train*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 12:01, Reply)

He's not being any fun today, Jeff
*goes off to play with Monty*
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:53, Reply)

I'm off to lunch in a minute
*pulls hair, runs away*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 12:00, Reply)

*seafood high-fives*
I'm a massive fan of it. Mussels in particular. Moules Mariniere is my favourite dish
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:55, Reply)

What about oysters?
I've only had them cooked in chinese restaurants
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:56, Reply)

Did it come as a surprise when after you'd ordered them, they served you these

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 12:01, Reply)

Oh boy I fucking love those crisps.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 12:02, Reply)

Hahaha!
Excellent - and the best flavour too
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 12:02, Reply)

only ever eaten one
I was drunk and stoned and it was at a cold buffet. I did not enjoy it
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 12:02, Reply)

I fucking love seafood
And Ms Foxtrot positively encourages me to eat it because of nutrients an' that
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 12:00, Reply)