Can we fit in another thread before someone starts banging on about lunch?
What's the best wild animal?

Alt: what's the tastiest animal?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:25, 170 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Penguins
they are fucking brilliant.

so far the tastiest one I've eaten has been the liver of a tortured goose.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:26, Reply)

foie gras?
I wonder what they do with the rest of the goose. Do you think it would be worth eating?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:31, Reply)

no idea
I quite like goose, but wouldn't want to eat it often
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:33, Reply)

Duck is good too

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:34, Reply)

I do love duck

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:36, Reply)

I am going to get some duck breasts
and make some kind of 5 spice stir fry thing I think. Nick the fat for roasties too
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:37, Reply)

I still have half a jar of goose fat from Easter last year
the amount of fat that came off that bastard was unbelievable.

Carving it was good though. Basically poked it with a knife and it fell apart
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:40, Reply)

ALDI three bird roast for Easter
Apparently, it's what all the cool kids are eating.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:40, Reply)

A sparrow inside a pigeon inside a herring gull?

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:43, Reply)

Didn't Ramsey eat a seagull
and it was grey and tasted of death?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:46, Reply)

I've no idea, but he would probably try.
I don't think he'll be offering it at his restaurant though.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:48, Reply)

Of course! Roast goose was the traditional English Xmas dish until turkey took over.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:39, Reply)

I know that., silly
I meant, specifically the tortured goose that had been over-fattened so we could eat its tasty, tasty liver.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:41, Reply)

It would seem a waste not too really

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:46, Reply)

Too late

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:26, Reply)

You old nommer, you.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:27, Reply)

Tigers, fucking awesome
Alt: I'm going to find out how tasty rabbit is when I cook it tonight. Aside from that, swordfish.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:27, Reply)

swordfish?
I disagree. Both marlin and tuna are nicer, and they don't exactly rank up there with the really tasty meats
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:28, Reply)

I've never had marlin, would love to give it a try

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:56, Reply)

it's really good
if you like swordfish and tuna steak and stuff you will love it
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 12:03, Reply)

rabbit's a bit 'meh'
and is largely indistinguishable from chicken.

I had swordfish once, and thought it was a bit like pork.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:30, Reply)

Shark was nice

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:46, Reply)

I find shark a bit meh as well
marlin is the best of the big pointy fish
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:53, Reply)

Alt: Swan.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:29, Reply)

supposed to be tough and very fishy
like Martina Navratilova's fanny.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:31, Reply)

Yeah
That must have been chewed on a few times over the years
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:35, Reply)

I would say Cow.
The sheer number of tasty things you can get out of it is unrivalled.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:32, Reply)

*prouds*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:32, Reply)

I should think so!
Should my sentence above read "is unrivalled" or "are unrivalled", can't quite decide whether the reference is the number of tasty things or the cow?

My brain is leaking.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:34, Reply)

I would go with the cow being tasty

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:35, Reply)

I think it's the cow
so 'is'
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:36, Reply)

is
seeing as how you are talking about 'a' number, not 'some' number.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:37, Reply)

Look, lets just all agree
I am amazing
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:40, Reply)

and tasty
don't forget tasty
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:48, Reply)

I am nommy

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:49, Reply)

Best wild animal
Something like a giraffe. They look a bit mental. Or penguins

Tastiest is cow. Best steak EVAR
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:32, Reply)

Siberian Tiger or Bengal Tiger
Alt: That is the most unfair question I have ever seen on here. How can we possibly be expected to pick? I mean....
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:35, Reply)

Meerkats, regardless of their recent accomplishments in advertising
Alt: You cannot beat lamb.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:35, Reply)

*poor masturbation joke*

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:37, Reply)

you SO can
lamb is awful. Fatty and boring.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:37, Reply)

Hey! Don't put yourself down.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:38, Reply)

Who do you think you are?
Some closet homo from the land of the six-fingered?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:39, Reply)

I have never been so insulted in my life.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:45, Reply)

*resolves to try harder*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:47, Reply)

Good lamb is amazing
Rare chops with crispy fat edges = NOM
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:38, Reply)

If you asked this question of a Lion
Do you think they'd answer Zebra or Wildebeest, they seem to have a fondness of both.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:36, Reply)

They'd answer with some kind of cod-Christian tripe about their series of books and films being not a patch on Lord of the Rings
That's a very specific lion, of course. More likely you'd get one with very poor language skills but an excellent method of killing you dead
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:41, Reply)

Best wild animal: Kodiak Bear.
Bigger than your average Grizzly.

Alt: Wild Boar, roasted over an open fire.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:37, Reply)

You are Obelix AICMFP

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:38, Reply)

Nah! I don't have such a good 'tache.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:39, Reply)

They take better photos as well

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 12:18, Reply)

Alt: my friend Ben's mother is a restaurant critic for the Evening Standard.
He's eaten some waki stuff in his time, and claims the Carnivore restaurant in Nairobi to be his favourite restaurant of all time. Reading recent reviews it seems you can no longer get game meats there, but according to Ben you used to be able to eat 'all kinds of endangered species' there. I am fucking gutted that I missed the boat on that.

As with Vippers I would say foie gras is one of my all time favourite meat dishes, but for variety I'd take the pig as tastiest...although my favourite meal (certainly in my top two) is a cracking (beef) steak. What a man of contradictions I am.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:37, Reply)

mr b3th worked in Kenya for a while in the 80s
and he ate at the Carnivore. He said it was lovely.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:39, Reply)

In HIS 80s, you mean?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:42, Reply)

YOU SMELL

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:54, Reply)

POTD

( djtrialprice, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 12:37, Reply)

Cheetah.
Alt: Panda.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:37, Reply)

Is that what Panda pop is made out of?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:51, Reply)

I sincerely hope so.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:56, Reply)

Tricky
Elephants. I find them an intriguing mix of the familial and the outrageously destructive. A bit like the Jeremy Kyle show.

Alt: Mussels are fucking lovely, as is salmon. Had a kangaroo burger once that was entertainingly chewy. Also very fond of squid. Makes sense to eat seafood; good for you and fucking masses of it, cod and tuna aside.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:40, Reply)

Mussels are lovely!
I did a dish a while ago where you chuck a can of lager, a tin of tomato, chilli and fresh herbs in with them and chuck the lid on for about 5 mins. Fucking amazing with loads of bread
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:45, Reply)

I think what you did there was sieve through a bin in a desperate hunt for sustenance

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:47, Reply)

Or that
It was a dish on "The Best" or somesuch. Really nice
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:47, Reply)

At least tell me you took the lager out of the can first

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:48, Reply)

That I have no trouble with

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:49, Reply)

I thought you'd have gone with an Alt: answer of 'crabs'.
You deviant.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:47, Reply)

Not sure I've ever had crab apart from in crabcakes
I will rectify this (by banging a munter down the Bigg Market)
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:48, Reply)

What's the Bigg Market actually like?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:52, Reply)

It was absolutely terrible
It has smartened up slightly and has a few OK pubs there. FAR to many screeching harridans though and twats with "popped" collars for my liking
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:54, Reply)

That sounds brilliant
*books train*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 12:01, Reply)

He's not being any fun today, Jeff
*goes off to play with Monty*
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:53, Reply)

I'm off to lunch in a minute
*pulls hair, runs away*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 12:00, Reply)

*seafood high-fives*
I'm a massive fan of it. Mussels in particular. Moules Mariniere is my favourite dish
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:55, Reply)

What about oysters?
I've only had them cooked in chinese restaurants
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:56, Reply)

Did it come as a surprise when after you'd ordered them, they served you these

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 12:01, Reply)

Oh boy I fucking love those crisps.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 12:02, Reply)

Hahaha!
Excellent - and the best flavour too
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 12:02, Reply)

only ever eaten one
I was drunk and stoned and it was at a cold buffet. I did not enjoy it
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 12:02, Reply)

I fucking love seafood
And Ms Foxtrot positively encourages me to eat it because of nutrients an' that
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 12:00, Reply)

Honey Badger. Or otters, maybe. Or Humbolt squid. There are too many brilliant critters out there.
Of the ones I've eaten I think cow or pig is probably the tastiest, after all we've been breeding them for maximum deliciousness over thousands of years. I would quite like to try tortoise, QI tells me they are rather good. Also I want to eat crocodile, although I will be furious that the meat isn't green.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:52, Reply)

the QI tortoise thing sounded fascinating
they must have been so delicious

crocodile is probably much like alligator, which I have eaten. It was tough and bland. I think that may have been because it wasn't dealt with properly.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:56, Reply)

I was scared of crocodiles as a child.
I don't really care how they taste, it's more of a "Who's top of the food chain now, fucker?" thing.

Shark was tasty, however, so I'm not entirely without hope.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:59, Reply)

I like your attitude

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 12:03, Reply)

Honey Badgers are fucking mental, I've seen one eat a poisonous snake and just sleep it off like it was nothing.
It's like everything Monty would be if he wasn't pussy-wipped.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 12:33, Reply)

Whales
Chickens
( WormuIus, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:53, Reply)

succinct
well done
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:54, Reply)

He didn't read the question he was just insulting us.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:55, Reply)

No no no,
it's whales and DOLPHINS, whales and dolphins, yeah.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:56, Reply)

Mindpiss
Knew I could rely on you
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 12:03, Reply)

Wormulus, sum up for us what happened with Friz please?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:58, Reply)

I thought you beat him to death with your 15" black rubber cock
and threw his body in the Thames?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 12:16, Reply)

ONe can but hope

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 12:22, Reply)

He's a bit tedious but I'm not a complete monster.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 12:24, Reply)

Flying tipping is a henious crime

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 12:27, Reply)

I ain't wantin' nothin' to do with his flies mate.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 12:30, Reply)

I like Polar Bears because they look cute until they maul the fuck out of seals
Alt: horse meat is fucking lush but because I live in a stupid poncy rarar tofftoff country no one will eat the damn things because they are all "cute" and someones pet. Ostrich was fucking good too and next time I am Borough Market I think crocodile burgers are in order *notes wooks further up the thread* Borough Market sometime soon?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 12:09, Reply)

I'll Borough your market sometime soon.

( wanderlust, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 12:11, Reply)

YAY!
Maybe I will go Saturday as I am not working *dances*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 12:12, Reply)

Ohhhhh me neither.
I will call you and maybe we can go boroughing together?
( wanderlust, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 12:14, Reply)

totally fucking yay
I need to look out for some awesome tomato stuff me and wooks found last time
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 12:15, Reply)

Can I join you? I'd love that.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 12:32, Reply)

I promise to hit on Lusty just a little bit.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 12:36, Reply)

It wouldn't be right if you didn't

( djtrialprice, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 12:42, Reply)

Ok but I am planning on going early. Like before 10. As it takes a while to get over there

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 12:45, Reply)

Cool =)

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 12:56, Reply)

*waggles eyebrows*

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 12:26, Reply)

A vaguely serious question, if I may?
I have to say why I left my last job. The real reason is that the shift leader hated my department head and fostered an attitude of 'us and them' between us and her precious babies. It ended up making my working life impossible, and I just couldn't work in the same building as her.

Now, how do I address this without making it sound like I was a difficult, troublemaking bastard? I know potential employers don't want to hear about 'personal or compatibility issues'.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 13 Apr 2011, 12:12, Reply)

I decided to leave my last position due to a lack of viable progession routes to further my career

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 12:13, Reply)

Ooooh I'm going to use that one
Top quality bollocks.
( djtrialprice, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 12:15, Reply)

Say that you worked for a total bitch, innit blood

( djtrialprice, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 12:14, Reply)

what excuse are you going to come up with?
Relocation is usually a pretty good one. Hard to argue with.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 13 Apr 2011, 12:16, Reply)

I want to be back in the land of pasty white racist alcoholics

( djtrialprice, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 12:21, Reply)

"It's the only place my fiancée can fit in without looking like a common pikey."

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 13 Apr 2011, 12:27, Reply)

OH MY GOD WHO GOT ENGAGED!?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 12:31, Reply)

OMG
*flashes ring*
( djtrialprice, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 12:34, Reply)

obvious joke is obvious

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 13 Apr 2011, 12:35, Reply)

Paging Darth to the musky courtesy phone

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 13:07, Reply)

Say you wanted to become a dot com billionaire.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 12:18, Reply)

Wild animal: Crows
OBVIOUSLY.

Tastiest: cows taste great, but then pigs are more versatile. Ducks are also a strong contender.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 12:19, Reply)

Saddest of sad faces :(
/massive hypocrite due to her love of live piggies
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 12:53, Reply)

Honey Badger
Pigs
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 12:20, Reply)

Best wild animal is the Lion
Because they don't take shit from women or kids, sleep 18 hrs a day and have sex up to 40 times a day in the mating season.
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 12:22, Reply)

The lion is Ron Jeremy AICMFP

( djtrialprice, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 12:26, Reply)

I'm totally going with the duckbilled platypus
that shit is messed up.

ALt: Got to be the pig. Bacon! Pepperoni! Salami! Pancetta! Gammon! Roast Pork with crackling!
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 12:23, Reply)

For versatility pigs rule

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 12:24, Reply)

Yes Lightly
All from the same magical animal.
( djtrialprice, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 12:24, Reply)

If you read about them in history you'd think they were mythical

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 12:27, Reply)

Now I'm remembering The Simpsons Adam and Eve thing.

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 12:27, Reply)

:)

( djtrialprice, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 12:28, Reply)

They're pretty amazing, they got some phsycic thing in their beaks.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 12:31, Reply)

And poisonous spurs!

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 12:33, Reply)

Gonz, I'm pretty sure pigs don't have beaks

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 12:34, Reply)

Ducks don't eaither, they're wearing dog masks.
www.doggiestylish.com/store/images/wordpress/uploads/2010/08/duck_dog_mask.jpg
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 12:35, Reply)

Do I want to know why you were looking at doggiestylish.com?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 12:42, Reply)

Haha, didn't even notice, I googled for the picture.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 12:43, Reply)

It's Jeff in disguise

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 12:44, Reply)

check this out
www.reghardware.com/2011/04/13/review_h2o_water_powered_radio/

great idea
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 12:28, Reply)

Top stuff
I just read this
f00li5h.pin21.com/blog/Dear-Internet:-Take-the-reset-buttons-off-your-damn-forms.html

I love techy rants, even when I don't really grok the tech I can certainly approve of both his point and the lengths he goes to.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 12:41, Reply)

Worst. Link. Ever.

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 12:44, Reply)

This. is. correct

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 12:45, Reply)

Just because technology confuses and frightens you

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 12:51, Reply)

Well it obviously scares the autism dump that wrote that article

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 12:55, Reply)

There are too many animals that I like, but for eating, I'd say the lobster.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 12:34, Reply)

I like tigers
Alt: so many delicious animals so little time.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 12:45, Reply)

So I had to replace my router recently
I got one of these as it was cheap - www.play.com/PC/PCs/4-/15572388/Belkin-G-Wireless-ADSL-Modem-Router-with-Easy-Set-Up-54Mbps-Transfer-Speed/Product.html?_%24ja=tsid:11518%7Ccat:15572388%7Cprd:15572388

My internet nows seems slower than AA's brain, have i been fucked by buying cheaply?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 12:46, Reply)

The old adage that applies to everything from peas to prostitutes:
You get what you pay for.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 12:48, Reply)

Oh poo...speed test says I'm down from 6 to 2.6mbps

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 12:51, Reply)

Make sure the router's got the most recent firmware by visiting the manufacturer's website and honking like a goose.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 12:55, Reply)

*waits for page to load....waits...waits....waits*


*HONK*
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 12:56, Reply)

hahahaha!
officelol
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 13:41, Reply)

Also i don't really know what firmware is, i guess the software what runs it
You're right I am on the wrong website
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 12:57, Reply)

It'll be a config issue of some description, the hardware will be designed to run at three quarters of the speed of light.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 13:00, Reply)

Might call Talk Talk, who believe it or not can be really helpful!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 13:04, Reply)

^this

( girlinthehole, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 12:56, Reply)

*pays £100,000,000 for Blousie*

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 13:00, Reply)

Does it have an export
config settings? Could be that it's mushing with another channel, or something along those lines.

If you could run down the settings on the wireless page (or take a screenshot) that would be great.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 13:04, Reply)

The seal.
I just want to give it a big blubbery hug.

Alt: I'm going to probably have to say pig. I've never had gammon though, and not really had ham. Maybe cow, then. Or lamb.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 12:49, Reply)

How have you never had gammon?
freak
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 12:52, Reply)

With EGGS not PINEAPPLE

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 12:52, Reply)

^this

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 13:01, Reply)

Pineapple is the worst of all apples

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 13:03, Reply)

I don't much like it
but if you cut one into 6 lengthways, soak the bastard in a mixture of dark rum, muscovado sugar and cinnamon (or possibly ginger) and then stick it skin side down on the barbecue for a while it is fucking awesome.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 13:08, Reply)

I had ham for the first time like 2 weeks ago
and still never eaten fish.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 13:09, Reply)

gammon can be really nice

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 12:52, Reply)

Solitary sister.
Is there still a part of you that wants to live?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 12:58, Reply)

How are we ever going to survive?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 12:59, Reply)

I imagine we'll get a little crazy

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 13:00, Reply)

start getting kisses from flowers that kind of stuff?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 13:02, Reply)

You've ruined it by making me think of that awful film

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 13:03, Reply)

which one was it?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 13:08, Reply)