i'd like to see you do that fucking dance to single ladies

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:16, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

You are a pervert

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:19, Reply)

well yeah but that's not the point

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:22, Reply)

I could do that dance but it would look ridiculous, as every single move is designed with the hip-wiggling booty-popping lady in mind
My point is that professional dancers should have been able to make it look better. They had to dance below themselves in order to not embarrass Beyonce, whose entire repertoire of moves involves the aforementioned booty-popping
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:27, Reply)

so, what you're saying is, is that you could do the dance?
you should probably send me a video just to prove it
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:30, Reply)

Anyone with a basic sense of rhythm and some training in street dance could replicate that video
I'm trying to give you an out, if you're spotted perving on me various B3tans will mock you mericilessly for your lack of taste.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:32, Reply)

perving on you?
perving on you?!
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:33, Reply)

Yes

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:37, Reply)

if you think that's perving on you we should probably just stop talking altogether

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:41, Reply)

It's all I've got
DON'T TAKE IT AWAY
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:42, Reply)

if you were to say "no mistake is too great"
could it be shortened to "no mistake's too great"
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:47, Reply)

In my mind if I heard someone saying "no mistake's too great"
I would anticipate a follow-up based on the idea that what they had said was "no mistakes too great..."

*awaits inevitable smackdown*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:49, Reply)

this is what happened
am i incorrect in giving it an apostrophe?
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:51, Reply)

Not at all
"No mistakes too great" sounds like you're about to follow it up with some sort of poncey witticism. To truncate "no mistake is too great" as you did is theoretically correct, I just wouldn't use it myself
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:53, Reply)

I will mock you 'mericilessly' for your lack of spelling ability if you don't leave my Kristine alone.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:36, Reply)

Fucking hell that's embarasassing

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:38, Reply)

I feel so loved!

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:41, Reply)

as much as i hate glee, this is one of my favorite things in the world ever
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1bxoFBeHeDA
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:33, Reply)

I know what that is without clicking on it
Am going to click it anyway. Cos it's awesome
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:37, Reply)

Oh god
*shakes head*
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:52, Reply)

it's fucking awesome
the only awesome thing to ever come from glee
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:53, Reply)