Greatest music video of all time?
Or alternatively talk about food/politics/larp bbqs and racism see if I give a shit
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:23, 224 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

smack my bitch up
alt: where as i hate racism, i also hate mexicans so i'm a bit torn about it all really
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:25, Reply)

ha ha ha

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:25, Reply)

Smack My Bitch Up
was a quality video the first time I watched it. Unexpected endings are not unexpected the next time though
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:41, Reply)

so because it's not a surprise the second time around it's not as good?
wrong
it's still a good video
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:43, Reply)

I thought the best part of it was the surprise
It is still a good video though
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:45, Reply)

it may not be a surprise anymore, but it's still a great part of the video, still shocking after seeing it a hundred times
plus it makes me want to go do bad things
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:47, Reply)

Yay for bad things!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:48, Reply)

Getting up each morning makes me want to do bad things

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:51, Reply)

me too but then i get depressed because no one i know does bad things and so i cannot

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:56, Reply)

You need to teach them
how to do bad things correctly
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:58, Reply)

Do them on your own.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:03, Reply)

no access to them

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:08, Reply)

I tracked them down in Williamsburg within 24hrs
without even trying...just by going to the pub and talking to a local nutter about 'The Beedles'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:35, Reply)

Can we all suggest reasons why it rains on NakedApe instead?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:25, Reply)

Is it because he lied when he was 17?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:27, Reply)

No.
Its because he raped cats when he was 17
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:41, Reply)

You know as well as I do that the questiuon is often irrelevant, sometimes a clean slate is needed

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:28, Reply)

whatever it is he cain't stop it
cause he get looooooooooooooooooooow on that poooooooooole
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:29, Reply)

what i'm trying to say here is that NakedApe is a stripper and earns dollars by taking off clothing
and thus, makes it rain on him
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:43, Reply)

fancy a dance luv?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:53, Reply)

only if you can take a dollar from me teeth with your tits

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:56, Reply)

Plenty of chaps on here could, I am I'm afraid unadorned with boy boobs

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:04, Reply)

Girls on Film -Duran Duran
Alt: I have to switch the TV off when mini milliband is on TV because I find him so offensive.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:27, Reply)

BBQ?
I like BBQs and now that I'm living in the south I plan to have many, many!
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:28, Reply)

Hurrah!

( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:50, Reply)

Kiss me where it smells funny by The Bloodhound Gang
man sidles into fishmongers, steals big fish, runs with fish for duration of video jumping over fences etc. gets to beach at end of video kisses fish, throws it into the sea, walks off happy. camera pulls back to see fish washed up on beach.

genius
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:29, Reply)

I know it's old, I know everyone things it's a good video so I am being a manistream sheep sellout WHATEVS MONTY I GET YOU DON'T LIKE ANYTHING I LIKE
OK GO! on treadmills!

I also liked the one with a crazy Honda type continuous shot of stuff falling over and the like. Apparently it's aclled this too shall pass. The fact they are all covered in paint already makes me like it more. Song is ok too I guess
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:30, Reply)

Good effort in those vids, the songs were below poor in comparison though

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:31, Reply)

I was toying with getting a tattoo that said "this too shall pass" for years
Then that song came out, and I don't think I can anymore.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:31, Reply)

you should get some of the lyrics from Vicarious

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:33, Reply)

YOU should get some of the lyrics from Vicarious
I might still get "following our will and wind we may just go where no one's been" or "Spiral out, keep going" from Lateralus.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:36, Reply)

in an ideal world
I would have something like the "The universe is hostile, so impersonal, devour to survive so it is so it's always been" spiraling round each arm
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:39, Reply)

The world is as ideal as you make it
So get it done.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:40, Reply)

trouble is
I always roll the sleeves up on my shirt and work would frown.

I am planning to get my first this year I think, so will see how it goes.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:41, Reply)

I always roll my sleeves up too
Work don't bat an eyelid. Nor do the courts.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:42, Reply)

They can see you face/hair/ears though which probably distracts them...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:43, Reply)

I may have a word with a dude I know with tattoos who is higher up, see what the dealio is within the company
the other thing is that my parents are old school, and it's almost not worth the hassle of them knowing...
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:45, Reply)

My Grandad had a tattoo
Some bird's phone number I think, must have been as he always kept it hidden, probably didn't want Gran seeing it.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:48, Reply)

was it on his wrist?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:49, Reply)

holocaustlols

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:49, Reply)

I want more tattooooooooos
*looks at saving account*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:53, Reply)

I'll do you one, all i need is a needle and a biro
Now would you like flaming wrists or swallows on your neck
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:54, Reply)

Would you like that biro inserted up your nose or in yoru eye?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:55, Reply)

*bends over*
*offers 12 colour biro*
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:56, Reply)

You are a bender
Too willing
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:59, Reply)

you should get your breasts tattooed to look like eyeballs

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:58, Reply)

Good plan
Or get stones tattooed around her cavernous minge and a sign saying Ghost Train
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:59, Reply)

ha ha HAHAHAHAHA

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:01, Reply)

I've booked my next one, for the top of my left foot.
Hand poked, not machine. It's going to hurt.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:01, Reply)

Of what?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:04, Reply)

"Left"

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:05, Reply)

Foot

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:05, Reply)

Hopefully a spiral in negative space over a geometric design
Probably a flower of life. It's being done by Goldilox who specialises in hand poked tattoos.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:09, Reply)

I have no idea waht this might look likew

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:09, Reply)

pretty cool
I'd like a hand poked one but I think I'd get bored of the pain after the first MILLION HOURS
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:15, Reply)

Imagine a geometric, tessellated background
But with a spiral in negative over the top, ie the spiral bit isn't tattoo'd. Kinda like this, but without the black outline of the swastika.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:16, Reply)

that tattoo looks suspiciously like the Access Denied page
for the internet here
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:18, Reply)

It's a pic hosted on MySpace
That might be why.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:20, Reply)

Do you listen to Frank Turner at all?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:37, Reply)

I do not
I will check him out
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:40, Reply)

Punk folk - mainly acoustic pretty good
He played my mates wedding a couple of years ago as their mates, now he's been on the cover of Kerrang and the main stage at festivals, crazy really.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:42, Reply)

cool

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:44, Reply)

The reason I mention it is loads of his fans get his lyrics tatoos on them
All on his FB page if you fancy a look
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:46, Reply)

loltattoosarepermanent

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:35, Reply)

The phrase is from an old Solomon era tale
"Attar records the fable of a powerful king who asks assembled wise men to create a ring that will make him happy when he is sad, and vice versa. After deliberation the sages hand him a simple ring with the words "This too will pass" etched on it, which has the desired effect."
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:37, Reply)

I know the phrase!
It's actually my motto. But phrased in a less wanky way.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:43, Reply)

Man The Fuck Up?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:46, Reply)

Nothing is forever.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:49, Reply)

my motto is
there's no point fucking about

it works well
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:46, Reply)

Sometimes it's fun to fuck about

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:49, Reply)

fucking about as an activity is fine
the motto means "get to the point"
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:51, Reply)

my motto is
I've never seen those items before, officer.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:51, Reply)

I haven't had a cunt all night drinkstable

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:59, Reply)

As a scholar of the classics
I would have thought you would keep it 'real'. How do you phrase it then?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:49, Reply)

the treadmill one is great

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:33, Reply)

i've never actually seen the video until just now, i like where they look like they're ice skating

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:38, Reply)

Quite a few to choose from
Aha - Take On Me is a classic
Korn - Freak on a Leash is brilliant
Nine Inch Nails - Closer is delightfully odd
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:34, Reply)

Have you seen the literal video of "take on me"?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:37, Reply)

Not yet
That other one they did was good though.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:38, Reply)

Bonnie Tyler is fucking brilliant

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:38, Reply)

This has nothing to do with literal videos

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:38, Reply)

total eclipse of the heart?
it is outrageously funny.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:42, Reply)

That's the one, genius

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:45, Reply)

it really is.
I was almost crying last time I watched it
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:46, Reply)

was it you I linked to before
with the video of our boat club take on it?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:00, Reply)

not that I recall

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:01, Reply)

Shit but hilarious

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:03, Reply)

What are several people on /OT?
/interet autistics for $500

jeopardylols
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:08, Reply)

Serious question
Does anyone of you understand this? If so, can you explain it to me?

"You can specify yields as moles of a component per unit mass of total feed."
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:38, Reply)

Chemistry init

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:39, Reply)

Yes, a reactor
people have been doing it in a way for years, and I think it's wrong, but I don't understand what that phrase means. "Unit mass of total feed"?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:43, Reply)

Is it supposed to be per-unit?
As in the mass of total feed per unit?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:45, Reply)

unit mass
means moles per one kilogram for example

unit mass or unit length or whatever means one unit of whatever measure you are using
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:47, Reply)

So
I give it the yield in moles per each kg that goes into the reactor?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:49, Reply)

yep
if this is actually going to be involved in an actual reactor though you might want to get a second opinion
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:49, Reply)

I literally have no clue what I'm talking about 100% of the time.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:51, Reply)

if there's one thing I know well
it's SI units.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:56, Reply)

or
Smug Innit units, to give them their full name
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:05, Reply)

Oh, yeah!
I love you! It works now!! I can't believe they've been doing it wrong for so long!
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:54, Reply)

splendid

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:57, Reply)

It's fairly straightforward.
It means that yields can be specified, by you or someone like you, as moles of a component per unit mass of total feed.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:53, Reply)

Afternoon
Someone in my office mentioned they had too many enzymes inside them yesterday, I couldn't explain to them why I was so amused by this.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:01, Reply)

Yes, it's that "per unit mass"
that doesn't mean anything to me. Well, didn't, now I know. Thanks :)
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:02, Reply)

It means 'don't feed the moles'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:55, Reply)

I thought about making a joke about subterranean mammals
then realised that is would be shit and didn't
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:57, Reply)

And you were right.

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:02, Reply)

White Stripes
Fell in love with a girl.

Entirely made out of Lego = excellent video. Shame the song is mittens, really
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:40, Reply)

this is way better
www.rathergood.com/punk_kittens
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:42, Reply)

How right you are!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:47, Reply)

Fuck November Rain
It's obviously Gillian Duffy
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:45, Reply)

Have you ever noticed how big the church is on the inside in tyhe video
then how small it is when Slash rocks the guitar solo? It's a tardis church.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:48, Reply)

it is a dream of mine to play a guitar solo in a music video
either like that one, or on a mountain top
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:49, Reply)

Or on top of a grand piano

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:52, Reply)

Needs MOAR hat

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:53, Reply)

What a shit dream.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:54, Reply)

hahaha this

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:55, Reply)

I didn't say it was my best dream
cunty chops
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:57, Reply)

I've played one topless on top of a chimney in North London
beat that, Yngwie.

;)

(why yes I was completely off my box, but it entertained all the people at the party)
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:24, Reply)

I wish I'd seen that.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:33, Reply)

It was for a bet at our own house party, there were two of us, MDs might have been involved.
It was, frankly, fucking hilarious. Amazing what you can do with a couple of wireless guitar mics and enough amplification to sink a car ferry.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:35, Reply)

'How To Stay Alive' by Gong
The tune is mediocre at best but the video is the most psychedelic thing EVER. It's the closest approximation of a DMT trip I have ever seen. I get goose pimples just thinking about it.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pw8ZESzpL3M
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:53, Reply)

One of our chaps is off to London
What should he order in Tayyabs?

Sheek kebab
Lamb chops
Dry meat
Masala fish
Roti x many
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:57, Reply)

The world is on a mission at the moment
to remind me of food I can't have
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:59, Reply)

DoDo

(PsychoChomp, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:14, Reply)

I never fancied eating dodo
and I'm not old enough to miss it
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:22, Reply)

Monty does go on about it though eh?
"When he were' t'lad"
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:23, Reply)

Eee lad, it were champion.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:28, Reply)

I'm going to Bodeans
Nyer.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:24, Reply)

Fuck you smugface
I meant to make it down this weekend, but there is Bristol bash, then it's Easter the weekend after.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:27, Reply)

Come down soon so I can stroke your
face and coo like a randy pigeon.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:32, Reply)

this mental image made me laugh
I'm coming soon, need to find out when people are free
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:38, Reply)

Sounds good
Maybe some baby pumpkin and some chicken tikka too?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:28, Reply)

I always quite liked the simplicity of No Surprises - Radiohead
Rammstein - Pussy certainly has one of the most *ahem* memorable videos I've seen.
But my current favourite is this one, as while I quite like the track, it's all about the superb dancing in it, especially towards the end.

Alt: Aberracist?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:57, Reply)

Is that the bong eye one in a fish bowl?
That is fucking terrifying
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:07, Reply)

Aye, only good song they've done

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:09, Reply)

Nope
I tell a lie, this is

youtu.be/-08Bjw_NovI
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:02, Reply)

people actually listen that?

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:11, Reply)

People stupid.

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:21, Reply)

People talk funny

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:21, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=VurhzANQ_B0
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:11, Reply)

November rain

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:11, Reply)

Rammstein - Sonne. Snow White as the Dwarves' dominatrix. Genius.
Labs has already mentioned it but Freak on a Leash by Korn is exceptional.

I have enormous affection for Intergalactic by the Beastie Boys, just because of their refusal to take matters remotely seriously, bearing in mind they were one of the biggest bands in the world at the time.

And whatever the fuck Taylor Swift did that got Kanye West so angry. Just because. The Single Ladies video isn't THAT good, mate. It would have been, if it had a) been all one take and b) featured better dancers.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:12, Reply)

i'd like to see you do that fucking dance to single ladies

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:16, Reply)

You are a pervert

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:19, Reply)

well yeah but that's not the point

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:22, Reply)

I could do that dance but it would look ridiculous, as every single move is designed with the hip-wiggling booty-popping lady in mind
My point is that professional dancers should have been able to make it look better. They had to dance below themselves in order to not embarrass Beyonce, whose entire repertoire of moves involves the aforementioned booty-popping
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:27, Reply)

so, what you're saying is, is that you could do the dance?
you should probably send me a video just to prove it
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:30, Reply)

Anyone with a basic sense of rhythm and some training in street dance could replicate that video
I'm trying to give you an out, if you're spotted perving on me various B3tans will mock you mericilessly for your lack of taste.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:32, Reply)

perving on you?
perving on you?!
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:33, Reply)

Yes

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:37, Reply)

if you think that's perving on you we should probably just stop talking altogether

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:41, Reply)

It's all I've got
DON'T TAKE IT AWAY
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:42, Reply)

if you were to say "no mistake is too great"
could it be shortened to "no mistake's too great"
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:47, Reply)

In my mind if I heard someone saying "no mistake's too great"
I would anticipate a follow-up based on the idea that what they had said was "no mistakes too great..."

*awaits inevitable smackdown*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:49, Reply)

this is what happened
am i incorrect in giving it an apostrophe?
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:51, Reply)

Not at all
"No mistakes too great" sounds like you're about to follow it up with some sort of poncey witticism. To truncate "no mistake is too great" as you did is theoretically correct, I just wouldn't use it myself
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:53, Reply)

I will mock you 'mericilessly' for your lack of spelling ability if you don't leave my Kristine alone.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:36, Reply)

Fucking hell that's embarasassing

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:38, Reply)

I feel so loved!

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:41, Reply)

as much as i hate glee, this is one of my favorite things in the world ever
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1bxoFBeHeDA
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:33, Reply)

I know what that is without clicking on it
Am going to click it anyway. Cos it's awesome
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:37, Reply)

Oh god
*shakes head*
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:52, Reply)

it's fucking awesome
the only awesome thing to ever come from glee
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:53, Reply)

I wrote Sonne first, then changed my mind when I remembered 'Pussy'

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:20, Reply)

Hard to bear
You would have gotten all those royalties were you not a dirty fucker
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:21, Reply)

Hahaha

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:23, Reply)

Beastie Boys vids are normally excellent
Sabotage was brilliant
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:20, Reply)

Yes it really was
How did I forget that? Even the 80's-tastic title graphic was bang on the money
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:28, Reply)

Which one has the "giant" "robot" again?
It is Sabotage I'm thinking of, isn't it?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:37, Reply)

No, that's Intergalactic
Sabotage has some badly-disguised Beastie Boys being tough 80's cops with ludicrous stage names
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:38, Reply)

70s.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:43, Reply)

I was compelled to argue
but you were THERE, man
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:45, Reply)

I genuinely was.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:47, Reply)

Technically, so was I
but I can't remember any of it. Much like you with the 90's, I daresay.

You've done better in this respect, the 90's were fucking awful.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:50, Reply)

I really should have known that
as my mate is a huge Beastie fan and has a poster for Sabotage on his wall. On the flipside he's made us watch their video collection repeatedly and I'm usually drunk by that point.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:50, Reply)

It was indeed.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:34, Reply)

Snow White in Sonne is fucking HOT
Vippers and I highfived that viewpoint the other day.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:24, Reply)

Agreed

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:25, Reply)

*sex grunt*

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:28, Reply)

Shame the band are so utterly devoid of musical merit...
I had to watch a live show of theirs on DVD at my brother's once. Time I'll never have again, thanks >brother's name<.

At one point there was a flying keyboard 'station', I recall. It was gayer than Howard Jones bumming Jan Hammer whilst flying about in Tommy Lee's (fucking embarrassing) flying drumkit.

Plus the vocalist is a massive turd, and they were all dressed up like a cross between HR Giger and Camden Market on a wet Saturday. These are adults.

Bent.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:40, Reply)

They are unbelievably ridiculous

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:42, Reply)

You appear to have misspelt 'shit' here.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:43, Reply)

I thought we'd coverd that bit; shit AND ridiculous and homosexual in the bad way

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:44, Reply)

They shit unbelievably ridiculous?
Does it come out in all colours of the rainbow like spit after a bag of Skittles?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:44, Reply)

It comes out drenched in East German Stasi spunk

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:45, Reply)

I'm not a huge Rammstein fan, but have frequently been told that they are amazing live
Albeit in a way that would make you vomit with disgust
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:43, Reply)

I can only imagine your last ballroom dance session had a similar effect on the audience

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:45, Reply)

Obviously not
As the only people who attend and watch Ballroom Dancing practices or competitions are people who enjoy watching Ballroom Dancing. And there isn't a huge DVD market for the same.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:47, Reply)

fine ruin my joke with sensible points why don't you

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:55, Reply)

I shall. And then I will point and laugh
*points and laughs*

Told you so
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 16:02, Reply)

When I saw them
I didn't actually hear much of the music. Being too busy fighting to keep my feet at the front
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:46, Reply)

So my brother claims.
Maybe they were having an 'off night' when they recorded the DVD at massive expense because whilst their stage set was undeniably impressive, the music was fucking rubbish. Silly roaring vocals and a desperate attempt to sound extreme but with bent keyboards that dragged their sound closer to ‘The Final Countdown’ than to someone genuinely hardcore-sounding like, I don't know...Slayer.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:47, Reply)

...Slayer?
Leave the internet.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:50, Reply)

Apparently
It's not gay to suck a man's cock so long as you shout "SLAAAYYYEERRRR!" at the same time.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:51, Reply)

If you can shout anything whilst sucking a cock
you're not doing it right

/coat
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:54, Reply)

Is that what you were told?
Those cheeky gay metallers! They're such wags.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:55, Reply)

I don't like them but their sound is genuinely heavy.
And I've seen Sore Throat, Extreme Noise Terror and Napalm Death a good few times so I know a little about 'proper' extreme music.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:52, Reply)

Not so much these days, the game has moved on. They are quick though

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:54, Reply)

I'm basing this on a VHS I saw about 10 years ago...

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:55, Reply)

Napalm Death are fucking superb

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 16:02, Reply)

Their original vocalist Lee Dorrian is a personal hero of mine.
He is perhaps the world's greatest expert on late 60s/early 70s British heavy psych/prog rock and had my mate not discovered them a week before would have been the man who first recommended Tractor to me.

He has his own label now, doing 'doom' and 'drone' stuff...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 16:07, Reply)

Aye, of Cathedral fame
Sadly, not a touch on Napalm Death, whose bassist is fucking massive.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 16:29, Reply)

I dunno, most of their recorded music is thudding guitars overlaid with gay keyboards and grim goth-posturing vocals
I've been told that they fit into that category of bands whose live presence is so impressive that any quibbles with the quality of song is irrelevant. Like And One.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:52, Reply)

Offspring: The kid's are alright
Greenday: When I come Around or Brainstew
Semisonic: Closing Time
A: Nothing
( G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:26, Reply)

Someone posted a video on FB the other day
I don't think it was official, since it had naked people in, but it was for "Bohemian Like You" by the Woo Woo Fucking Cunts or whatever they're actually called.

I have had that song stuck in my head ever since and it's driving me mental.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:39, Reply)

That was the offcial video

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:40, Reply)

Gosh
there were willies and everything!
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:48, Reply)

They really were a fucking wanky collection of affected, pretentious wanky twats, weren't they?

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:45, Reply)

Ever seen 'Dig!'...?
It's a great film in that it confirms what you have guessed 80 billion times over. Awful, awful people.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:49, Reply)

Seen it, prayed for overdoses

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:51, Reply)

Prior to watching it
I genuinely had no idea that people could be such utter wankers. And I've read QOTW.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:52, Reply)

ha ha ha

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:53, Reply)

Can't say I have. Though I've just looked up the title on IMDB
which describes them and the Brian Jonestown Massacre as "once-promising American bands"

So at least they got half of the adjectives correct there...
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:53, Reply)

It's worth watching simply for the horror of it all.
I nearly gave up drugs just in case they made me like that too.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:56, Reply)

Fear not, I'll drag you off to rehab
the moment you describe yourself as 'Bohemian' without the slightest hint of sarcasm.

EDIT: Sorry, even thinking the word makes me froth with rage. Unless you are a proper Romany-speaking, caravan-dwelling gyppo OR you hail from a very specific part of the Czech Republic, you are NOT fucking "Bohemian." Describe yourself as such makes you what is known as a Wanker. And possibly a Fucking Helmet. It also makes you appear Pretentious and, often, Mentally Retarded. I very much doubt that "Bohemian Like You" was a song written about either gypsies or the populace of Bohemia, but then it's kind of hard to tell given what a vacuous smear of pretentious cocksnot those vapid excuses for lyrics are.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:58, Reply)

He's boho chic

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 16:00, Reply)

I've clicked this in honour of you and all your ancestors

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 16:08, Reply)

I'd describe you as bohemian.
This scathing reply was delayed by real life but facilitated by the popular page.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 0:14, Reply)

Since this is on the popular page
I 'll drop in that I always assumed that the lyrics to BLY were intended as an ironic/tongue-in-cheek mockery of exactly the thing you are ranting about.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:38, Reply)

They were called the Dandy Warhols...

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 16:28, Reply)

I always loved Go With the Flow
by Queens of the Stoneage, great video
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:52, Reply)

The one with the crazy moose running over the kids and QOTSA is good too

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 16:03, Reply)

No one knows
also good
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 16:07, Reply)

I thought you were referring to 'Baptised by Dub' by Criminal Minds there.
'Can't beat the system, go with the flow'

*reaches for the lasers*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 16:04, Reply)